my cock is so big...

[DCSharksPC]

...i couldn't play soccer cuz i had an unfair advantage having 3 legs

 

[DCSharksPC]

...the delivery room nurse gave me my first orgasm

 

[DCSharksPC]

...i got straite A's in history banging the prof from my desk

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[DCSharksPC]

...it can travel through time

 

[DCSharksPC]

Maybe we should have a "my ego is so big...." thread

my cock is so big, it defeats the purpose of having a 'my ego is so big...' thread

 

[Eilan]

I'm just speechless.

 

[silverwhisper]

my cock is so big...

...i've taught it to sit up and beg.
...when i sit around the house, i sit around the house!
...when i'm photographed i need extra lighting or else i'm forever in shadow.
...when people yell "don't be a dick!" i have to apologize and adjust myself.
...i can't use urinals, i have to use toilets, and even than, the stalls don't let me back up enough.

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[Not Normal]

...I can do my wife from the room across the hall.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm just speechless.

My cock is so big that it forced me into quoting Eilan a second time on the off chance that she might persuade Scaly to edit his quote.

 

[Eilan]

I'll bite--what the hell.

. . . it needs its own zip code.

Sorry, that's the best I can do.

 

[hogjack]

...it's actually replying to this thread.

(Gimme back the fucking keyboard you mutant snake!)

 

[MagicFingers]

That's quite a tool you have there.

Here is a picture of the tool that Eilan used to measure mine:

My cock is so big...I have to stand on my head to get enough blood to my brain to think!
(I'm typing this upside down)

 

[Cratchit]

my cock is so big....



....its now a registered voter
....it has its own video membership
....my car can only be a convertible

 

[Jimmy Buzzard]

My cock is so big...

...the fire dept. asked me if I'd like to volunteer.

 

[Cratchit]

.....i just found out it has a bigger bank account than i do!
.....4 out of 5 hookers recommend it

 

[Violette]

I HAVE to try this!

His cock is SO big...I have to take a taxi 9 blocks to give him head!

 

[Kama2k]

My cock is so big.........

My cock is so big, I can never have sex with a woman, ever.

 

[luv2Byours]

...it sets off car alarms when it crows.

~lol~

 

[Cratchit]

....its currently flying first class to Ireland while i sit here in pennsylvania

 

[M's girl]

...I have to stand on my head to get enough blood to my brain to think!

But...... but.......

doesn't that go for the men with small penises too?


(sorry.... I could not resist)

 

[silverwhisper]

..that when the batteries in my remote die, i use it instead.

ed

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

My Cock is so big

it has it's own Zip Code

Holden