My pussy is so deep. . .

[NippleMuncher]

YPISD . . . your new dildo has arrived.

 

[CeasarBoobage]

YPISD, you don't need pap smears, they just move the lab in.

...or...

YPISD, the gyno uses a snow shovel to take the pap smear samples.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Momma just loves her new vibrator!

 

[GooodGurrl]

YPISD...

... the last five guys got The Bends when they pulled out too quickly.

 

[seth6138]

YPISD...

... the last five guys got The Bends when they pulled out too quickly.

That's very funny! Good job..

 

[NippleMuncher]

YPISD...

... the last five guys got The Bends when they pulled out too quickly.

Well played!

 

[Adre]

YPISD...

That it's subject to EPA fracking regulations.

 

[NippleMuncher]

YPISD...

That it's subject to EPA fracking regulations.

Unless your deep pussy works for Halliburton, then the EPA doesn't exist.

 

[NippleMuncher]

YPISD that it's used to store landmarks during the off season

 

[neci]

My pussy is so deep, Moses drowned.

 

[NippleMuncher]

My pussy is so deep, Moses drowned.

Must not has been as good at parting things as he was given credit for!

 

[Que]

Echooooooooooooooooooo......................echo.

 

[NippleMuncher]

 

[Emerson40]

 

[Aphro]

Where the hell do you find this stuff, Emerson?

 

[Emerson40]

Where the hell do you find this stuff, Emerson?

I have a whole box of it, in this cabinet, at the office.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Freddy is a ladies man!

 

[stickygirl]

YPISD she fits most of the cast of Pride and Prejudice

 

[NippleMuncher]

 

[silverwhisper]

...

i don't even know what to say.

ed

 

[unregistered]

 

[NippleMuncher]

i don't even know what to say.

I bet that guy lost a bet!

You know what they say about sending in the right man for the job!

 

[Saucyminx]

He's cock of the (cross)walk.

My pussy is so deep, she's achieved perfect enlightenment, not once, but twice.

 

[Emerson40]

YPISD, your dating website profile only receives messages from potential suitors with "Geocaching" listed in "Hobbies & Likes".

 

[neci]

My pussy is so deep, Gandalf went in grey and came out white.