My pussy is so deep. . .

[rustywilliams]

...it ponders philosophically

Your pussy is so deep ...

Oh, man toy trains AND pussy? Is this heaven or what? (I know, I know, I'm missing the point of the picture)

 

[NippleMuncher]

Prehistoric love tunnels were huge!

 

[midwestyankee]

I meta woman once whose pussy was so deep even Nietzsche couldn't get it.

 

[NippleMuncher]

......

 

[NippleMuncher]

.....

 

[NippleMuncher]

It doubles as a hide-out

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/4b3248af-081d-4f8d-8412-e7c9573297a8.jpg

 

[NippleMuncher]

Momma's got a new toy!

 

[johnrock4269]

Mpisd

My husband asks "Am I there yet?" 3569 times before he gets to my G-spot.

 

[blackstallion21]

I don't have one to add, but let me assure you my stomach is KILLING ME because I'm laughing so hard!

 

[strapon_tales]

... it has its own coastguard.

 

[rdjojo]

that this happened http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU0wyJxAZ6c

 

[Rolando2]

Playboy did a survey and found that the average penis is 61/2"long and the depth of the average vagina was 8" deep. Now by mathematical equation somehow, they deduced that there is over100,000 miles of unused pussy in the world. Honest!

 

[rdjojo]

Playboy did a survey and found that the average penis is 61/2"long and the depth of the average vagina was 8" deep. Now by mathematical equation somehow, they deduced that there is over100,000 miles of unused pussy in the world. Honest!

That's a damn shame.

 

[mynameisben]

Playboy did a survey and found that the average penis is 61/2"long and the depth of the average vagina was 8" deep. Now by mathematical equation somehow, they deduced that there is over100,000 miles of unused pussy in the world. Honest!

Playboy is not considering the effects of volumetric compression of air space in the "unused" last inch or two of the vagina. The vibrations from the mounting shockwave during the in-stroke and the explosive compressive recoil of the out-stroke imparts pleasures for both parties involved, and ensures that every inch of a woman is indeed well attended to. 100,000 miles of unused pussy is pure phallusy.

 

[rdjojo]

Playboy is not considering the effects of volumetric compression of air space in the "unused" last inch or two of the vagina. The vibrations from the mounting shockwave during the in-stroke and the explosive compressive recoil of the out-stroke imparts pleasures for both parties involved, and ensures that every inch of a woman is indeed well attended to. 100,000 miles of unused pussy is pure phallusy.

Point ben.

 

[erotiquegirl]

Just so we ladies won't feel left out.

My pussy is so deep. . .

. . . it attracts more tourists than the Grand Canyon
. . . my husband sleeps there in the wintertime.

That's all I got for now. Thanks to TBKahuna123 and his wife for suggesting that I start this thread.

...it swallowed the 6th fleet.

 

[a75]

... it was voted "Pussy of The Year" by the readers of Speleology Magazine

 

[midwestyankee]

I have a friend whose pussy is so keep even Kierkegaard couldn't fathom it.

 

[bobsgirl]

I meta woman once whose pussy was so deep even Nietzsche couldn't get it.

Albeit reluctantly,

 

[midwestyankee]

Albeit reluctantly,

Dontcha hate it when they get so old they forget they've told the same joke before - like every Thanksgiving since 1992?

 

[bobsgirl]

Dontcha hate it when they get so old they forget they've told the same joke before - like every Thanksgiving since 1992?

So you've told that joke at the Thanksgiving gathering chez Yank? Sorry I missed it...

 

[midwestyankee]

So you've told that joke at the Thanksgiving gathering chez Yank? Sorry I missed it...

By now it's almost as popular as my sister-in-law's red-white-and-blue jello salad.

 

[_Land]

Dallas just annexed me to home their homeless

 

[ClassyLatin4u]

My pussy is so deep...

that the gynecologist has to put the speculum in my mouth.

May I just add here that I am totally grossed out by the mental picture I have right now.

OH.MY.FUUUUCKING.goodness. THAT SHIT. made me bust out laughing. Good one!!!

 

[subme01]

Ok I'll go with one.

My pussy is so deep local gangsters use it to bury the bodies.