My pussy is so deep. . .
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silverwhisper
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OK, that was excellent. :>
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call_me_mina
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What's that, Lassie? What'd you say, girl? Timmy fell in my pussy?
NippleMuncher
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call_me_mina
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Sarah Palin can see into it from her front porch.
call_me_mina
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MPISD....it swallowed this entire thread and killed it.
NippleMuncher
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mynameisben
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Her pussy is so deep...
Once, while nude sunbathing on the Jersey shore, she was responsible for a 210-car pile up. Confused motorists mistook her for the Holland Tunnel.
Once, while nude sunbathing on the Jersey shore, she was responsible for a 210-car pile up. Confused motorists mistook her for the Holland Tunnel.
NippleMuncher
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nastyman12a
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It's so deep that NASA is starting to explore it.
NippleMuncher
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call_me_mina
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MPISD...it doubles as a guest bed.
call_me_mina
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MPiSD...
...when I douche, NOAA issues a tsunami warning.
...when I douche, NOAA issues a tsunami warning.
call_me_mina
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RedButterflySlut
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My pussy is so deep
... You should take a friend.
... You should take a friend.
NippleMuncher
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YPISD it is where the Abyss was filmed.
RedButterflySlut
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My pussy is so deep
... Andre the Giant used to go splunking in it.
... Andre the Giant used to go splunking in it.
NippleMuncher
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YPISD that it's commonly mistaken for ...
A racing car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. "What's the matter?!? Didn't I satisfy you when we screwed?" he asked.
"It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman. "In your sleep, you felt my tits and mumbled, 'What perfect headlights.' Then you felt my thighs and murmured, 'what a smooth finish.'"
"What's wrong with that?" asked the driver.
"Nothing, but then you felt my pussy and yelled, 'who the hell left the garage door open?'"
A racing car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. "What's the matter?!? Didn't I satisfy you when we screwed?" he asked.
"It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman. "In your sleep, you felt my tits and mumbled, 'What perfect headlights.' Then you felt my thighs and murmured, 'what a smooth finish.'"
"What's wrong with that?" asked the driver.
"Nothing, but then you felt my pussy and yelled, 'who the hell left the garage door open?'"
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pussy so deep
there using it for the super collider ...
there using it for the super collider ...
Blueduck4000
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My pussy is so deep...you don't eat it. It eats you
