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Welcome, and enjoy!Hello everyone, I'm new here!
Very beautiful!Hi All
I hope I'm doing this right.
I'm in my forties, female, and have recently discovered I'm bi. I went through a traumatic divorce nearly three years ago and it left me in a very dark place. I clawed my way out and about a year ago pulled myself up by my suspender straps and decided to re-enter the world of sex. Men were taboo, but I found women and I found a couple of kinks that satisfied. I'm now into writing a blog about those adventures and have also written a couple of fictional tales. I hope to publish both here. I've put some photos up on the appropriate thread but attach here one for reference.
Thanks for reading so far.
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I wouldn’t attract much attention either, but it would be nice to see you in a bar in person to see if a connection could be madeHi all, my name is Jennifer and I live in rural Australia, so a real farm-gal. At the time of writing I'm 55, so very much on the mature side of contributors here.
Why JenniZinc (apart from my avatar)? Living in total privacy means I can choose not to wear clothes, however ironically I have fair skin and need to cover my body in sunscreen and zinc to stop barbecuing myself.
My 'Housewife with a past' moniker refers to the almost ten years spent working in a massage parlour ..... yes, Happy Ending joint to be obvious. I am a licensed massage therapist, but working 'the circuit' allowed me to buy my first apartment at a young age. So, yes I've seen more than my share of penises (and vaginas) in my time.
I'm married and straight. I've done the girl/girl thing many times, mostly to please my partner, but it's not really my thing. I do love anything to do with MMF threesomes.
Other than that, still learning about this site. Please if you want to PM me don't have a username like 'CockBlock' or 'SlutSmasher' ..... you know what I mean, it's very off putting. As I write in my profile I'm chubby and plain, and have no problem with this, but I do know that if I were in a bar I would not attract this much attention!
Oh, and if you do PM me please don't assume I get aroused over your slang expressions for body parts. Vagina, Breasts, Penis works very well for me
xxx
Well hello there , Russ here from UK , am 59 . Love to chat . XHi all, my name is Jennifer and I live in rural Australia, so a real farm-gal. At the time of writing I'm 55, so very much on the mature side of contributors here.
Why JenniZinc (apart from my avatar)? Living in total privacy means I can choose not to wear clothes, however ironically I have fair skin and need to cover my body in sunscreen and zinc to stop barbecuing myself.
My 'Housewife with a past' moniker refers to the almost ten years spent working in a massage parlour ..... yes, Happy Ending joint to be obvious. I am a licensed massage therapist, but working 'the circuit' allowed me to buy my first apartment at a young age. So, yes I've seen more than my share of penises (and vaginas) in my time.
I'm married and straight. I've done the girl/girl thing many times, mostly to please my partner, but it's not really my thing. I do love anything to do with MMF threesomes.
Other than that, still learning about this site. Please if you want to PM me don't have a username like 'CockBlock' or 'SlutSmasher' ..... you know what I mean, it's very off putting. As I write in my profile I'm chubby and plain, and have no problem with this, but I do know that if I were in a bar I would not attract this much attention!
Oh, and if you do PM me please don't assume I get aroused over your slang expressions for body parts. Vagina, Breasts, Penis works very well for me
xxx
Thanks but no thanks, my time is very limited xxWell hello there , Russ here from UK , am 59 . Love to chat . X
Sorry to hear you are being neglected.Hello. Just joined as i need to spice up my life. Bored housewife. Age 60. Neglected. I may be slow in answering any messages. Got to find the right time to pop on here.
Meanwhile Bigmama612's DM's light up the switchboard. Welcome to the forum.Hello. Just joined as i need to spice up my life. Bored housewife. Age 60. Neglected. I may be slow in answering any messages. Got to find the right time to pop on here.
Thank you. Look forward to reading everyones storiesMeanwhile Bigmama612's DM's light up the switchboard. Welcome to the forum.
I five-years-late welcome to you GC.Not new to Lit, but never wrote an introduction. Creator of the "Want to fuck a trans person? Trans person's guide" thread. Used to write stories that are crap but too busy now.
GC. He/She.
I'm a transgender man, though a genderfluid one. I was assigned female at birth, identified as male at 13, then at 18 started testosterone-hormone replacement therapy. Other stuff happened in my life, and... Years later, here I am!
A very queer man who is free-flying with his gender. My fiancé calls me his wife and his husband, lol. I enjoy men's and women's fashion. Especially because men's fashion is boring.
So I am open to kind and curious questions about the transgender experience. I have a thread in a different category where I field questions about my experience.
Anyway, I love tabletop roleplaying games, that's where all my creative energy goes. I work in disability services and have experience in education. I serve the LGBT population. My expertise is in sexuality education, and for my M.A., I focused on the history of human sexuality and American reproductive sciences.
I'm always open to questions. Don't be surprised by my sass.
And no I'm not here to flirt with anyone. Though I don't expect that based on the description I gave above, lol.
Welcome ! hope your enjoying your moring coffee as much as I am. Salted caramel this morning !Good morning ️
Heartly welcomeHi,
My name is Anders.
I'm 54, at the end of a 25 year relation (which is sad, but we're quitting very amicably, it has just run it's course for the both of us).
Oh - definitely not a native English speaker, so please cut me some slack there.
What am I doing here?
I like reading / writing, but untill last week it had never occured to me how arroused I could get from exchanging texts (and some photo's, that might have helped a little as well).
In looking for a less commercialy aggressive environment, I stumbled on this site.
And here I am, 50+, learning new things about myself - and rather shy about it.
So, hi everyone, hope I'm welcome here.
(and you all don't think "oh no, not another old sad insecure git")
Bye for now (presses send before changing his mind)
Welcome friendHello there, I'm a 51 yr old man, been married for just over 6 years to a great woman who is 12 yrs younger than me.I am a transplant from the U.K. ( been in the U.S.A. for 15yrs). Have been on and off this site for a while. Living in South Texas a few miles from Port Aransas.