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seth6138 said:
Be careful Mary or Lucky Girl will have your panties down around your ankles in no time...hahhahah, kidding...enjoy your time here..
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WTF???? Where the hell did THAT come from? :confused:

You looking for whooping, boy?

*stalks out, in search of Seth...*
 
Lucky Girl said:
WTF???? Where the hell did THAT come from? :confused:

You looking for whooping, boy?

*stalks out, in search of Seth...*
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Id be honored to have you :stalk" me
 
Lucky Girl said:
I'm not the stalker type...I'm too clumsy...you'd hear me coming a mile away!!! LOL...
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LMAO, I wouldn't mind hear you coming either....
 
Oops

Lost track of the thread (can't quite figure out how to keep track of ALL the threads I post in since I don't want to subscribe to all of them?), but I just wanted to say thank you for the warm welcome :)

Looking forward to running off at the mouth now and again.
 
David1943 said:
Good day to all,

I am an old fart who reads for pleasure, does not write because his hands can't keep up with his mind, but does have an impressive command of the language most commonly used here. I enjoy reading the work of the talented authors here, and noticing the avatars of the lovely ladies. Am trained in Clinical Psychology, Theology and Philosophy. Love erotica, but tend to not like porn. Good wishes to all.
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Three comments:

1) Most folks that refer to themselves as "old farts" are nothing of the sort. At least in my experience.

2) Nothing quite as intriguing as an intelligent man.

3) Ditto on the erotica, but no real propensity for porn.
 
Hi, I am an 18 year old (as of 4/7) female just wanting to know what sex is all about. I am a big fan of erotica and I will be attending college in the fall and majoring in Theater with a minor in political science.

I like to read erotica, a lot, and I am very interested in other people's sexual fantasies, hang ups, questions, etc etc. I joined this community in hopes of getting some questions answered and maybe learning some new things.

I am a very easygoing and fun person. I like to read (currently the Da Vinci Code) and I also like to watch tv and go to the movies. I hope to be an actress one day (see college major above).

Currently I am in a LDR so I am not interested in cyber. I will gladly answer any PMs that do not have to do with cyber. The man who I am currently involved with is a bit older than I am, so I do have some age difference questions.

I hope to meet some great people here and to have fun. I am very open to a lot of things, and I don't bust people's balls for having different opinions from mine.
 
Welcome, CocoBootee and center_stage. :)

Center_stage, my hubby's 16 years older than I am, and I know that there are other Litsters who are in relationships with fairly significant age gaps.

I'm off to bed for now, but feel free to PM me if you'd like. :rose:
 
EJFan said:
Welcome to Literotica's "How To" and "How To Cafe" Forums.

Please feel free to introduce yourselves to the members here. A brief introduction will help us to understand your questions and answers better. Tell us a few things about you, your hobbies, relationships, experiences and whatever else comes to mind that you are comfortable mentioning. Also tell us what you hope to get out of the How To Forums.
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Hi all,
I'm a 50-something female who is a novice at chat rooms- Don't understand the "Threads" thing, yet.
I have always been very interested in sex- more than any of my partners- alot more!!! Except of course the Italian ones- They're insatiable!
Looking forward to reading some of the erotic stories on the website- may write my own.
 
LovesItalianMen said:
Hi all,
I'm a 50-something female who is a novice at chat rooms- Don't understand the "Threads" thing, yet.
I have always been very interested in sex- more than any of my partners- alot more!!! Except of course the Italian ones- They're insatiable!
Looking forward to reading some of the erotic stories on the website- may write my own.
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I encourage you to give the writing a go. Even if you never submit a thing, writing for your own pleasure is wonderful. A lot of what I write goes right into the recycle bin, but the act of writing, in and of itself is rewarding. At least for me it is.

And you may just find out you have a talent that you never knew you had. :)
 
center_stage said:
Hi, I am an 18 year old (as of 4/7) female just wanting to know what sex is all about. I am a big fan of erotica and I will be attending college in the fall and majoring in Theater with a minor in political science.

I like to read erotica, a lot, and I am very interested in other people's sexual fantasies, hang ups, questions, etc etc. I joined this community in hopes of getting some questions answered and maybe learning some new things.

I am a very easygoing and fun person. I like to read (currently the Da Vinci Code) and I also like to watch tv and go to the movies. I hope to be an actress one day (see college major above).

Currently I am in a LDR so I am not interested in cyber. I will gladly answer any PMs that do not have to do with cyber. The man who I am currently involved with is a bit older than I am, so I do have some age difference questions.

I hope to meet some great people here and to have fun. I am very open to a lot of things, and I don't bust people's balls for having different opinions from mine.
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Welcum to Lit....may your journey be as memorable as mine has been...
 
Hi, I am new. I just turned 25, I am in a longterm relationship with popcorn2721. I am bi, and I love sex. Just wanted to write and say hi to everyone. :)
 
* smiles and waves to everyone *
Hello,

I've been reading the erotic stories on Lit for years .. But new to the boards .. I'm a 28yr old mother of 1.. been a dancer for about 10yrs .. Hoping to meet and chat with fun and open minded ppl .. sense they are in short supply where I live. *sigh*
 
Hello

Hi all,

I've been here a little while (okay, almost no time at all, but still!!), posting over in a story on the sex role play grouping. Anyway, I thought I'd introduce myself over here. I'm 39, married, and the father of one (10 mos old). I like writing. I like sex. So, that's pretty much why I'm here!

Fred (no, not really)
 
*strolls in to check out the fresh meat*

Well hello there all of you! Hope you enjoy Lit...lord knows I am!!! :D
 
uh.. hi. just posting as inconspicuously as possible to get to 100 posts. :cathappy:

*runs back to the shadows*
 
bayushi said:
uh.. hi. just posting as inconspicuously as possible to get to 100 posts. :cathappy:

*runs back to the shadows*
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*grabs bayushi by the ear and drags her back out into the light*

Might I suggest the letter posts? That's a quick way to get your post count up to 100.
 
Same here. I just joined. Welcome to me. I'll go have a look around now.

EDIT: Hey, it says I'm a virgin. *concerned look, followed quickly by an evil grin*
 
Welcome, new people! Hope that you'll find what you're looking for here at Lit. ;)

*coughs & sneezes* Back to bed.
 
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