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uberandy18 said:
just ur ordinary 18 year old college freshmen
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freshMEN?? multiple personalities I suppose! so, yes, I guess he IS a normal 18 y/o college student :p
 
Hello, all! I'm not new to Lit. I posted some stories a couple of years ago, but then I got busy with other things for a while. I've been reading my old stuff and have been writing some follow-ups, so hopefully I'll post something new soon.

About me: I'll be 40 very soon, married, 3 kids, and I work in petrochemicals.

And I'm a perv. There you are. I admit it. I think I read somewhere that most women think about sex 3-4 times every day. I think about it every 3-4 minutes, I swear! Ok, perhaps I am able to focus on other things every now and then, but I sometimes wonder if I am normal!

Not that I want to be normal.....

Hehehe......
 
LaJovena said:
Hello, all! I'm not new to Lit. I posted some stories a couple of years ago, but then I got busy with other things for a while. I've been reading my old stuff and have been writing some follow-ups, so hopefully I'll post something new soon.

About me: I'll be 40 very soon, married, 3 kids, and I work in petrochemicals.

And I'm a perv. There you are. I admit it. I think I read somewhere that most women think about sex 3-4 times every day. I think about it every 3-4 minutes, I swear! Ok, perhaps I am able to focus on other things every now and then, but I sometimes wonder if I am normal!

Not that I want to be normal.....

Hehehe......
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the abnormal is readily welcome here - especially with a mind like yours! :nana:
 
Hmm...what to say.

I'm 18 and have been visiting literotica for a little while, but just decided today to sign up for the forums. I'm in my second year of college, a small one in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, and am currently in a pre-university science program. I aspire to be a theoretical physicist, which means I'll have my final degree sometime towards the end of the next decade.

I'm not a people person in general, and am in fact I'm quite the hermit, and I rarely leave my apartment unless I have to go to school/grocery shopping. Most people would call me a sarcastic, arrogant prick upon first meeting me, and while that's true in general, a few special people I've met over the years have been able to crack the shell.

I'm single, and always have been. Not exactly an outgoing sort of guy, so I'm about as inexperienced as they come. I did, however, have a relationship online with a woman ten years my senior a little while back, but that ended in misery on my part (there was mutual love expressed, but given the age and distance, nothing ever came of it).

As far as sexual preference goes, I'm straight, and while I'm not exactly a sexual deviant, but I do have a strong affinity for anal, and I would love to try it one day. Giving anyhow, I'm not into receiving.

So that's me. Hi, Lit.
 
Chris3798 said:
Hmm...what to say.

I'm 18 and have been visiting literotica for a little while, but just decided today to sign up for the forums. I'm in my second year of college, a small one in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, and am currently in a pre-university science program. I aspire to be a theoretical physicist, which means I'll have my final degree sometime towards the end of the next decade.

I'm not a people person in general, and am in fact I'm quite the hermit, and I rarely leave my apartment unless I have to go to school/grocery shopping. Most people would call me a sarcastic, arrogant prick upon first meeting me, and while that's true in general, a few special people I've met over the years have been able to crack the shell.

I'm single, and always have been. Not exactly an outgoing sort of guy, so I'm about as inexperienced as they come. I did, however, have a relationship online with a woman ten years my senior a little while back, but that ended in misery on my part (there was mutual love expressed, but given the age and distance, nothing ever came of it).

As far as sexual preference goes, I'm straight, and while I'm not exactly a sexual deviant, but I do have a strong affinity for anal, and I would love to try it one day. Giving anyhow, I'm not into receiving.

So that's me. Hi, Lit.
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Hi back :) Be warned, lit will give you one more reason not to ever leave the apartment...
 
PublicAffection said:
Hi back :) Be warned, lit will give you one more reason not to ever leave the apartment...
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Oh, don't worry about that. If I'm in the apartment, I'm on my laptop. I usually am doing about ten things at once while on here, so one more won't matter too too much.

Might spend some more time with my hand down my pants, though, of course as a 18-year-old male, that really won't make too huge of a dent. ;)
 
Chris3798 said:
Hmm...what to say.
I'm in my second year of college, a small one in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, and am currently in a pre-university science program. I aspire to be a theoretical physicist, which means I'll have my final degree sometime towards the end of the next decade.
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So, are you like Sheldon on the TV show Big Bang Theory? I only ask because his character is my absolute favorite. I'd like to show him some new theories sometime ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGT71Zv2tGU
 
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Hello everyone! This was the first thread that I have found to introduce myself. I am like other newbies trying to find my way around. I am 33 years old and married. I have been with my husband for almost a decade but only married a few years ago. I don't really know what to say here, so I might come back later and give a few more details ;)
 
ImpishSeraph said:
Hello everyone! This was the first thread that I have found to introduce myself. I am like other newbies trying to find my way around. I am 33 years old and married. I have been with my husband for almost a decade but only married a few years ago. I don't really know what to say here, so I might come back later and give a few more details ;)
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Welcome :)
 
Hello, everyone... I'm an 18-year-old BBW (yep--barely legal ;)) college student. I've been reading the stories on Literotica.com for years because I have always been quite a horny bastard! It never occurred to me to register before, but going to college has made me even more sexually frustrated than I've ever been in my life--hence the username. :D I think I will give writing a try sometime soon. I love writing, but I've never tried my hand at anything erotic. Could be interesting.

Anyways, if you want to know the truth, there are so many guys at my college that I want to fuck. I'm actually a virgin - shh! hehe - so my main goal right now is finding a guy who actually wants to be in a loving relationship with me, and THEN do filthy, filthy things to him! Problem is, I go to a very selective, "nerdy" kind of school (it's like an unofficial Ivy Leaguer, but even nerdier) and the guys are all very shy and not aggressive at all. They also seem to be somewhat put off by girls with overt sexuality such as mine. Hence my frustration...

Now that you know a little about me, it is very nice to meet you all! Don't know how often I'll be posting here, but I do read stories on this website every night in the privacy of my dorm room, if you know what I mean. :heart:
 
FrustratedGirl said:
Hello, everyone... I'm an 18-year-old BBW (yep--barely legal ;)) college student. I've been reading the stories on Literotica.com for years because I have always been quite a horny bastard! It never occurred to me to register before, but going to college has made me even more sexually frustrated than I've ever been in my life--hence the username. :D I think I will give writing a try sometime soon. I love writing, but I've never tried my hand at anything erotic. Could be interesting.

Anyways, if you want to know the truth, there are so many guys at my college that I want to fuck. I'm actually a virgin - shh! hehe - so my main goal right now is finding a guy who actually wants to be in a loving relationship with me, and THEN do filthy, filthy things to him! Problem is, I go to a very selective, "nerdy" kind of school (it's like an unofficial Ivy Leaguer, but even nerdier) and the guys are all very shy and not aggressive at all. They also seem to be somewhat put off by girls with overt sexuality such as mine. Hence my frustration...

Now that you know a little about me, it is very nice to meet you all! Don't know how often I'll be posting here, but I do read stories on this website every night in the privacy of my dorm room, if you know what I mean. :heart:
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You may be frustrated now, but be patient. I am engaged to a very intelligent "Geek" (he doesn't like it when I call him a nerd - even though that's what he is :cool: ) who loves it that I can be agressive and open sexually. The awesome thing about geeks/nerds is that they are usually both unexperienced and frustrated sexually as well... so when you do start to go down the path of a sexual relationship they will rock your world, and LOVE doing it. (Being the one guy on campus who is getting laid will put him in a god-like status among his pocket-protecting bretheren). Feel free to drop me a pm if you'd like to chat more.

May the Force (of the vagina, of course) be with you.
 
Hi everyone, I'm a relatively new member here. I'm a 31 year old returning college student studying history and Japanese. I'm mostly a lurker but I figure I can't get into any good conversations if no one knows who I am, right?
 
FreiMummy said:
Hi everyone, I'm a relatively new member here. I'm a 31 year old returning college student studying history and Japanese. I'm mostly a lurker but I figure I can't get into any good conversations if no one knows who I am, right?
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Welcome to lit!

May I ask what actual time period of history you are interested in?
 
PublicAffection said:
You may be frustrated now, but be patient. I am engaged to a very intelligent "Geek" (he doesn't like it when I call him a nerd - even though that's what he is :cool: ) who loves it that I can be agressive and open sexually. The awesome thing about geeks/nerds is that they are usually both unexperienced and frustrated sexually as well... so when you do start to go down the path of a sexual relationship they will rock your world, and LOVE doing it. (Being the one guy on campus who is getting laid will put him in a god-like status among his pocket-protecting bretheren). Feel free to drop me a pm if you'd like to chat more.

May the Force (of the vagina, of course) be with you.
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Ahh, that is so good to hear! Somehow, the nerdier the guy is, the more turned on I get by thinking of corrupting him. I hope I find one soon. ;)
 
FrustratedGirl said:
Ahh, that is so good to hear! Somehow, the nerdier the guy is, the more turned on I get by thinking of corrupting him. I hope I find one soon. ;)
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That's the same way I am. It's worked out well for us. My honey loves to be corrupted. :p
 
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