FataMorgana
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Who pissed on your custard creams?Did anyone ever tell you you've wrecked the vibe of this thread?
Have a chocolate biscuit and calm down.
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Who pissed on your custard creams?Did anyone ever tell you you've wrecked the vibe of this thread?
Have a chocolate biscuit and calm down.
He's brave. Those fuckers suck up concrete. They lifted my carpet up.Shame you're going to miss this - from the Daily Mail
'Naughty' retired vicar, 74, caught carrying out a sex act with a HENRY HOOVER in church while wearing stockings claims he did it because his 'diabetes was not medicated'
He was spotted by a churchgoer at a Baptist centre in Middleton Cheney, Northamptonshire, who saw the retired vicar standing by the hoover as it was propped up between two chairs.
Did you watch that Wayne Couzens doc last night? Twas shocking.Former head of police watchdog charged with rape
Police officers are being accused of rape at a rate of one a week, the Bureau of Investigative Journalism and Channel 5 can reveal.
Over the past five years more than 300 officers have been reported for rape and 500 for sexual assault. Only ten of those accused of sexual assault have been convicted. The vast majority – 350 – are still working for the police.
Those baptists are weird ones.Shame you're going to miss this - from the Daily Mail
'Naughty' retired vicar, 74, caught carrying out a sex act with a HENRY HOOVER in church while wearing stockings claims he did it because his 'diabetes was not medicated'
He was spotted by a churchgoer at a Baptist centre in Middleton Cheney, Northamptonshire, who saw the retired vicar standing by the hoover as it was propped up between two chairs.
I snorted.He's brave. Those fuckers suck up concrete. They lifted my carpet up.
Oh yes.. I was shocked.Did you watch that Wayne Couzens doc last night? Twas shocking.
Is that a play on words? Hope your "carpet" has grown back!He's brave. Those fuckers suck up concrete. They lifted my carpet up.