Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

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So, I have heard the comments and I have finally created my own thread (Thank Fred for sending me an index or blame Fred for enabling me).

I guess I should start with the index of past pics. Wow, I have posted 66 items, more than I though. It was fun to walk down memory lane and see the progressive changes from the first to the last.

my personal favorites
my first less than decent (image 4) p1891


this one was fun for me, the after thong thurs video later in my index details why (image 24) p2598


also fun and I slept in a little (image 30) p2617


this was just funny at the time (image 39) p2978


I really liked this nightgown, comfortable and my tits didnt keep falling out (image 50) p2340


idk, i liked the top (image 52) p3296


I love this top (images 247 and 249)



and these 2 gifs were just funny to do
image 66 ...video link instead of gif is https://www.***********/s/72jsi30wxk97cf9/2017-12-9-14-25-50.mp4?dl=0


image 326




ladies without bras:
1,,, p3261
that was my first, it always starts with just one innocent picture, doesn't it? this was even already out on the internet as it was actually from a clothing review (long story)
5,,, p3331--6,,, p3363 --9,,, p3400

Cleavage:
2,,, p1683 --3,,, p1725--8,,, p1761--13,,, p1872 --36,,, p2117 --50,,, p2340

Titty Tuesday
4,,, p1891 --7,,, p2015--10,,, p2087 --15,,, p2205--19,,, p2320--20,,, p2391--23,,, p2429 --26,,, p2484 --28,,, p264 -- 30,,, p2617 --32,,, p2664 --34,,, p2728 --37,,, p2853 -- 39,,, p2978 --40,,, p3054 --41,,, p3116 --52,,, p3296

Thong Thursday
11,,, p2381 --16,,, p2470--24,,, p2733 --27,,, p2631 --29,,, p2651 --31,,, p2693 -- 33,,, p2733--35,,, p2747 -- 38,,, p2787 --42,,, p2812 --56,,, p2853

posts your breasts with size
(even though my size is so rudely left off the size conversion chart here lol) US 32L, UK 32HH, EUR 70M 17,,, p1853-- 79,,, p2392--

misc threads
12,,, p304 --14,,, p3340 --18,,, p3365 --22,,, p287 --25,,, p32-- 179,,, p25-- 180,,, p33-- 179F,,, p37-- 180F,,, p37-- 185,,, p57-- 186,,, p63-- 185F,,, p70-- 186F,,, p70--

office pics is just a fun thread as a whole for me (even though 90% of my pics are office pics)
43,,, p26
started innocently enough 44,,, --then cube boob 45,,, --work bench topless 46,,, --hallway topless 47,,, --vps office topless 48,,, --fuck it, break room topless and braless 49,,, p66
51,,, p93 --53,,, --54,,, p130 --55,,, -- p151
57,,, p201
inside my desk drawer, nothing too exciting, the things you would expect. sfps, flash drives, tools, connectors, batteries, snacks, ok maybe a few things that are not quite expected 58,,, p211
fuck it friday and pantyless friday at my cube 59,,, --60,,, --61,,, --62,,, -- 63,,, p228
64,,, p247 --66,,, p297 -- 149,,, p416--

gifs and video
21 dizzy p3454 --65. yes I can lick my nipple p261 65. Gif version yes I can lick my nipple -- 67. slippery 3452

my own thread
68,,, p2 -- 69,,, p41-- 70,,, p87-- 71,,, p107-- 72,,, p107-- 73,,, p107-- 74,,, p107-- 75,,, p138-- 76audio,,, p138-- 77,,, p157-- 78betweenGIF,,, p195-- 80,,, p232-- 81,,, p260-- 82,,, p299-- 83,,, p335-- 84,,, p358-- 85,,, p384-- 86,,, p384-- 87,,, p385-- 88,,, p407-- 89,,, p427-- 90AfterThongThursVideo,,, p451-- 91,,, p473-- 92,,, p492-- 93,,, p492-- 94,,, p492-- 95,,, p526-- 96,,, p526-- 97,,, p526-- 98,,, p526-- 99,,, p577-- 100,,, p594-- 101,,, p598-- 102,,, p598-- 103,,, p598-- 104,,, p598-- 105,,, p598-- 106,,, p598-- 107,,, p598-- 108,,, p598-- 109,,, p598-- 110,,, p647-- 111,,, p647-- 112,,, p647-- 113,,, p647-- 114,,, p678-- 115,,, p701-- 116,,, p701-- 117,,, p701-- 118,,, p728-- 119,,, p728-- 120,,, p728-- 121,,, p733-- 122TipsyWarrantVid, p733-- 123,,, p747-- 124,,, p747-- 125TitDropGif, p760-- 126,,, p775-- 127,,, p775-- 128,,, p775-- 129,,, p793-- 130,,, p806-- 131,,, p806-- 132,,, p806-- 133,,, p851-- 134,,, p851-- 135,,, p881-- 136,,, p899-- 137,,, p899-- 138,,, p927-- 139,,, p927-- 140,,, p927-- 141,,, p952-- 142,,, p965-- 143,,, p965-- 144,,, p983-- 145,,, p983--146,,, p1019-- 147,,, p1019-- 148,,, p1082--
150,,, p1110-- 151,,, p1119-- 152,,, p1130-- 153,,, p1144-- 154,,, p1144-- 155,,, p1171-- 156,,, p1206-- 157,,, p1246-- 158,,, p1268-- 159,,, p1302-- 160,,, p1325-- 161,,, p1325-- 162,,, p1340-- 163,,, p1358-- 164,,, p1387-- 165,,, p1387-- 166sillybouncegif,,, 166sillybouncevid,,, p1445-- 167,,, p1460-- 168,,, p1464-- 169,,, p1476-- 170,,, p1491-- 171buttonpoppinggif,,, p1520--
172 behindthebuttonsVid,,, p1520-- 173,,, p1535-- 174,,, p1554-- 175,,, p1559-- 176,,, p1604-- 177,,, p1604-- 178,,, p1604-- 181,,, p1644-- 182,,, p1644-- 183,,, p1644-- 184,,, p1644-- requestsp1644,,,186,,, 187,,, 188,,, 189,,, 190,,, 191,,, 192,,, --
193,,, p1722-- 194,,, p1722-- 195,,, p1722-- 196,,, p1722-- 197,,, p1722-- 198,,, p1722-- 199,,, p1759-- 200,,, p1759-- 201,,, p1759-- 202,,, p1792-- 203,,, p1792-- 204,,, p1792-- 205,,, p1826-- 206,,, p1826-- 207,,, p1860-- 208,,, p1860-- 209,,, p1860--




Feel free to ask me questions and just discuss random shit, I don't bite (hard). Funny is always preferred. Just so people stop asking (which actually makes me laugh as all of the women understood completely without asking, but men ask a lot), I will explain the User Name. I originally created an account to write (which will actually never happen), but in case I ever got there, I wanted people to understand where the story was coming from. That would be from a chick who is just another cliche that you see everywhere. I was trying to get across the desperate housewife syndrome aspect, but saying housewife would be minimizing housewives as at least I have a soul sucking corporate job to have adult like interactions at. Despite how hard and how long I fought it, I am still sometimes at Target. You see us everywhere though, but especially Target. The housewives might actually be on day 3 of the same t-shirt and yoga pants. You ask us what our hobbies are and you get a blank look like we don't understand English. Clarify with what do you like to do, and still the blank look. Why? because it has been so long we have forgotten. We just deal with responsibilities. We go to our jobs or deal with the rugrats, take them to their activities, cook meals, run errands and clean on weekends. If we can steal some time once every three months to see a friend, it is combined with household supply shopping at Target. We might bring the kids, because if we don't, we haven't even arrived before a husband is texting about how long it has been or something about the kids. Anyway Target, we talk about what the kids are up to, then the husbands, if we both work, we talk about work, then maybe the recent Greys...then what. My friend and I actually make up ridiculous stories about those around us. We have already shared our old stories, and we don't have much new. That is the cliche I was implying. What I am desperate for is new experiences. Sure, that could be one night with a new person, but it is deeper than that. I guess what I am desperate for is freedom and time to enjoy it. I do pretty good in stealing little bits of time here and there, and keeping things as interesting and fun as I can, but I am still a bit cliche. Just another chick at Target like all the rest.

Also side note, guys looking for chicks, have you tried Target? It is full of painfully bored women looking to take home something they totally don't need just for something different and exciting to do. Might be a good place to look.


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update 04/16/2018

well as we can see I gave up on my index. Fred was kind enough to send me one. thank you Fred. let's see if I can keep it up.



oh, my first attempt at posting a picture here. Though i must say if I am posting a braless pic, i have to include an in bra too. my bras deserve a big shout out. a lot is expected of them. I am also often a little sad that the most expensive items of clothing i own, are the ones no one ever gets to see. At the cost of bras, I should be showing them to everyone, damn it 1. EYOS8Hk p3261

I find the strangest things on my phone in the mornings (I think I should really have a phone breathalyzer, ya know, it could be all look bitch, no, put the wine down, and go to sleep) but i am starting to get a little bit bolder (not as bold as 2am bold but bolder), so why not. 2. 0IFT9Rgm p1683

since I haven't seen a cleavage shot from below, I like to be different, and one appeared on my phone, yeah why not. 3. l3MBivY p1725

Well Happy Tuesday 4. h71XDbg p1891

Well, I thought I would post another one on this thread, because it offers the most clothing coverage and I am all shy and shit (Now, I wonder if anyone fell out of their chair laughing or choked on their drink reading that lol) 5. tCa8WdS p3331

I still haven't figured out if mother in law was screwing with me, giving me this top, or if she thought it would be a good idea lol. Some people should not wear horizontal stripes....especially with metallic stripes lol. 6. 0CcFEHB p3363

Well, fuck it, Happy Tuesday throw a vignette filter on and it is considered artsy and shit, right? 7. ne1I6p1 p2015 8. DgEa0ag p1761

Well, since I still have power, and I have already shared that lovely striped top, I figure it is time to really class it up with camo. Yup, what could be classier than a shear camo crop top (ok, maybe it isn't supposed to be crop top, idk, but it is on me). I guess this is what you wear when you want to get screwed in the woods, but don't want anyone to see. Idk. Yeah, another gift (not mil this time, a former coworker, guess he saw it and thought of me lol) 9. u6n3Oxz p3400

happy Tuesday. 10. C6BudxK p2087

Happy Thursday 11. UqKRZmT p2381

Well since I haven't posted my tits in like 3 days, guess it is about time again 12. 7NGSEss p304

Yup, cleavage. 13. PXeZuQ9 p1872

Well a tit thread I have not posted in. Guess I should fix that. 14. o2Vw429 p3340

oh Tuesday, we met again. 15. 4bHYhY3 p2205

wow. i am super behind today. happy thursday 16. FxbqfNT p2470

Well, I don't know you Fred (I am new here) but welcome back, I hope things are going a lot better than they were. What I do know is there is now a current breast thread that I have not posted to, and I feel the need to fix that (even though my size is so rudely left off the size conversion chart here lol) US 32L, UK 32HH, EUR 70M 17. amRAFmA p1853

Well, I am back with something between, since it was kind of the point of this thread. But again, even something very substantial sort of just disappears. It is like a magic trick. Though I guess in real life it is disappears, reappears, disappears, reappears, disappears, reappears and so on. 18. LoQ5WVu p3365

well Happy Tuesday. (unfortunately in my world today is going like a Monday, ugh) 19. QZHDtZW p2320

Well after my day, I hereby declare it wine o'clock and tipsy titty tuesday. Cheers to hopefully smooth sailing to fuck it friday. 20. B3qJCVp p2391

so what weird thing can I come up with to do on what I am calling fuck it Friday. I know, gif the awful striped top. And now we also know why I am not an athlete. OK that is just reason 3. reason 1 is lazy, reason 2 is lack of wine on the field. I apologize to anyone who gets disoriented by bouncing patterns, i would not click if you do. 21. mwy6RZp p3454

Found a naked and outdoor pic from the week after irma (choice being take slutty pictures by flashlight or outdoors). I am actually not naked outdoors much. yeah florida, people thing warm and sunny beaches, but there is also fire ants, mosquitoes the size of smart cars and shit (and lets not discuss palmetto bugs, wolf spiders, or lobber grasshoppers). 22. 17s1Kbf p287

Well it is Tuesday. Happy Tuesday. hum, what to post, i guess shower pic. 23. lAN3Qr1 p2429

Happy Thursday. 24. nNWc6Xl p2598

Well yippie it is almost friday. Happy thursday. 24. mT8UJAv p2733

hum. boobs and pink. I am actually on point. Well, I guess it happens occasionally. 25. nRlshTj p32

well it is Tuesday, so 26. 3Jut3km p2484

Happy Thursday. 27. SCUwzZA p2631

Well happy Tuesday. A very busy one for me but here is a quick pic. 28. 3SR7IE3 p264

Happy Thursday. Another super busy day for me (I hate 4th quarter) but finally have a few minutes for a thong pic. 29. skVnhlP p2651

Happy Tuesday. A bit of a lazy morning for me as I have some after hours work to do tonight (surprisingly I am not permitted to break shit in order to update shit when business is open). 30. t0rKy9W p2617

well I am behind yet again, but Happy Thursday. 31. oyAwt5L p2693

Well I have been reminded that it is Tuesday. How people are not bored with seeing my tits, I have no idea. Pretty soon, I might need to start posing in random positions just to keep it interesting lol. Anyway, Happy Tuesday. 32. 57RZ5j0 p2664

Well yippie it is almost friday. Happy thursday. 33. mT8UJAv p2733

Well Happy Tuesday. (Since I already answered the laying down question two weeks ago, this answers the question of what my tits would look like if I am on top using my headboard for leverage. Though in all honesty it doesn't, as generally there would be hands on my tits in order to keep from getting hit in the face, but yeah, question answered) 34. YQW13jU p2728

Well Happy Thursday. Another Thursday, another work shower room picture while wearing a thong. 35. xUcSNwa p2747

Will the corset's top clasp make it through the night or won't it. It is trying. 36. RyergFc p2117

well happy tuesday. another busy one for me today so nothing cute or creative, just my standard fast work bathroom pic lol. 37. p2853

Well good morning and happy Thursday. This little sequined thong has a long and rich history that begins with me purchasing it at The Junkman's Daughter's in Little Five Points Atlanta in the summer of 96. And now, I have just realized that I quite literally have slutty panties older than some of the men and women I have messaged with. I am not sure if I should find that depressing, disturbing, be greatly amused by the hilarity of that fact, or what. Also, side note, heavily sequined thongs, not the best purchased. While they did look awesome on my perfect ass, I also found if I tried to wear them all day, sequins poked places sequins should not be poking. Anyway, yeah Happy Thursday. lol. 38. PImDx9v p2787

Well back to the "I am bored with just posting my quick work bathroom shots". Have you wondered what my tits look like from the side when I am on my hands and knees, I know some have so... wonder no more. And enjoy the yoga pants, it is the required middle aged mom at home uniform, and no, I have never done yoga a day in my life. Maybe I will decide to get off my ass and take a new normal flashing picture later, but i am having difficulty prying myself from a computer the week of black friday. 39. QxC7sig p2978

and I did say I might take a quick work pic so 40. h9Hzk2u p3054

happy tuesday. just took a quick work bathroom shot as it has been a busy week with the holiday, and shopping, and shopping, and more shopping (I do love online shopping). 41. AeNAcRp p3116

Well happy thursday. If you thought I couldn't beat the tackiness of the sequined thong...well how about dark red shiny glittery pleatherish rubberish type. gives the sequined ones a run for their money, but actually really comfortable surprisingly. (and yes work yet again) 42. nHQ523B p2812

hallway boob. I like risk. It is kind of a thing for me. Everyday, surfing lit, kiking it, and indecent exposure...obviously I'm like the best employee ever lol. 43. grrU9w3 p26

well i thought i would share an interesting work day that was like 2 months ago. not really sexy pics, again more just risky. work bathroom is not a challenge for me obviously lol, my best pics come from there.

OK, it was a pretty rough day. I started the morning by coming in to broken shit and an expensive computer room that smelled like burning plastic. when shit smells melty, it is not going to be a good day. find the offending device, replace power supply and of course it isn't it. unrack it, take it apart, and yeah I dont have the parts I need, and I am not only going to have to rebuild the device, but also all of it's software and configuration, on top of waiting for courier to bring me the hardware i need to start. fuck. so yeah became a 14 hour day, but a lit member did keep me entertained. i did crop the facial expressions though, which is part of what made the series fun (shocked looks, playful looks, mischievous looks etc) but this kind of gives an idea how the day went

started innocently enough
44. jUX6sp6
then cube boob
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work bench topless
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hallway topless
47. X3I4tTt
vps office topless
48. owmQNCc
fuck it, break room topless and braless
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I've mentioned I am kind of a crazy bitch, right. It is kind of a fun crazy though if you can cope with someone who is just too much. p66

Well I haven't posted on this thread in a while, so 50. NnS5JPH p2340

cube boob. ah my boring grey messy cubical, my home away from home. ok in all honesty, I took this one thursday before this thread existed. (yup even without the thread, was totally going to do it anyway, so hey) 51. BTlJpOK p93

happy tuesday. um surprise it is a picture of my tits from my work bathroom, who would have guessed. 52. LxJa5yY p3296

hum. what crazy office thing can I post today. Well is almost thursday. Cubicle thong. 53. 38PX8xF 54. 62A1bEx p130

Originally Posted by Mad_Jack_Rabbit View Post
Sorry, need proof that that is the thong you were wearing in the pics and not just another one you've put on the chair. Only acceptable proof would be you not wearing that thong or any others........of course there is always the person who needs more proof, I assumed that would come up. Wont be the proof you want, but it is not tipsy tuesday and I do not have wine bottles under my desk. 55. FB6ePlA p151

happy thursday 56. tFCTXvd p2853

now what shall I post, should it be hanging out in my cube, the stairwell, or the shower room? I guess shower room. See there really is a shower in there. 57. sy801rM p201

Originally Posted by dz2681 View Post Would love to see inside your drawer of mystery and wonder... nothing too exciting, the things you would expect. sfps, flash drives, tools, connectors, batteries, snacks, ok maybe a few things that are not quite expected 58. neg5eE1 p211

so it fuck it friday and pantyless friday at my cube 59. nWTrcRF 60. gs9EjvC 61. UCoLApe 62. pqdOWMl 63. H5iAaHB p228


Quote: Originally Posted by weekender43 View Post Damn!! One question, when are you going to post a jeans pic!! My kryptonite!! Thanks. 64. PkEuLwc p247

well not an office video, but did stem off the chat here so i will just leave it here. (I actually got 2 minutes in the bathroom alone at home, it happens occasionally, and I managed to make a 30 second or so clip without laughing, which is very rare for me.) So everyone also gets to see me in my home wardrobe, which is actually like my work wardrobe, except replace jeans with yoga pants (no I have never done yoga, just a required middle aged mom thing). Oh and the tops are former work tops, just stained. You see, some people try to achieve great accomplishments in their day, like save lives or make the world a better place. Meanwhile, I am over here just trying to not spill shit on my boobs, and I usually fail, the struggle is real. Anyway item one on the lit to do list is now checked off. what next? 65. 2017-12-9-14-25-50 p261

Ok, quick creepy stairwell boob shot (the stairwell is creepy, with broken lights and chipped paint etc, not the boob shot, but I bet I can do a creepy boob shot) 66. vVEOVgv p297

Quote: Originally Posted by Ron92801 View Post Would love to see your tits with you in a "doggy" position. posted this one a little while back on another thread. includes oh so sexy yoga pants too. also my tits photo bomb most of my bent over pics on the thong thursday thread 67. QxC7sig p311

Happy Tuesday. Since I have only ever posted one video on this site, I might as well post a random tit video and make it two. 68. 2017-12-10-15-24-37.mp4 p3452

curious, device OS. It is mp4 format which should play on anything, but here is a compressed mov. may do better on a mac or in poor bandwidth setting. 69. 2017-12-10-15-24-37 p3504

And I now declare Wednesdays on my thread to be post Whatever the fuck I want day. Happy whatever the fuck day. Watching tv on a saturday night 70. v2y1nQD p2

happy thursday. thought I'd do a different angle. 71. kisS8hf p41

happy panty-free friday 72. ohzpLnE p87

fuck it panty free friday. 73. jAYl1qT 74. YDd0o9n 75. 9ggdIO3 76. UaqH0QR p107

happy saturday. I now dubbed it some random shit from my phone saturday. so todays randomly selected image 77. iRyffZX
also, a few people have inquired what I sound like. There may be some ivrs out there that you can hear me saying press one for english, para espanol marque el dos, but who knows. If I try to sound sexy or say pervy shit, it will just sound cheesy and fake. So I just found a video on my phone that was fittingly silly and dorkalicious, turned it to wav and removed the other person. This is me. 78. spank.wav p138

Happy Sunday (today shall be some other random shit Sunday). randomly selected picture....me in a dress. if happens, just very rarely. these are the shoes that got me stuck next to a guy who annoys me, at a wedding. He isn't that bad, idk, just annoys me, but I just couldn't bring myself to stand and walk away lol. I will say it was at least sort of interesting, because while we were talking, his kid's babysitter came over and it was obvious he was screwing the baby sitter (though odd as his wife is so much hotter). I didn't think much, because all of us couples in our circle have had our relationships opened briefly over the years, so I assumed they were open again and we just didn't talk about it (just like for example the groom at the wedding was living as a gay furry when we met him, and yeah we didn't talk about that in front of his wife). Anyway like 2 weeks later, the newly married couple came to my house, and were like omg omg did you hear that annoying guys wife walked in on annoying guy screwing babysitter on kitchen island...omg. So i am all, oh so we weren't just not talking about annoying guy screwing babysitter, but we really didn't know. yeah my bad. I have now been ordered to gossip about any vibes I get lol. 79. kB9qfra p157

well happy Monday (movie mondays?) Well, this gif goes out to the pervs with the whole massive breasts fetish thing going on. Thank you to the pervs who reminded me I joked about gifing this on the squeezed together/between. another lit to do item checked off. though I must say doing this even made me say, damn my tits are huge, and you'd think I'd be used to it. looks like I need bigger hands lol lets try that again. 80. L3k7v6E p195

Well Fred, I guess I should make it so I have more than one picture on this thread. As noted previously, size is US 32L, UK 32HH (where I actually buy my bras), or EUR 70M. 81. fSZQC99 p2392

well happy tuesday. Hum, it just doesn't seem like christmas until you see some crazy chick walking around wearing only christmas lights. well box has now been checked 82. 1bZm3WV p232

happy wednesday. since some have inquired about my glasses (for my full geek look) 83. 2Opqhvk p260

happy Thursday to be honest, I really don't wear white panties often. partially because I dislike the whole obvious when wet thing. not sure why that bothers me, considering no one is looking at my panties anyway. Also, well I stopped buying white in general, because of the whole I cant go a day without spilling something on my boobs, and kid's and hubby's favorite color is dirt, so why do 2 loads of laundry, no whites if no one wears whites because I don't buy whites. 84. bnR4jGn p299

awww. Well I had stopped posting on this thread as I was trying to limit all my rambling and pics to just my thread as to not bore those who are tired of seeing my ass but I will happily repost my thong thursday pic from my thread here, just so the thread now is not completely updateless. happy thursday 85. bnR4jGn p2935

happy Friday. hopefully everyone is almost ready for Christmas (I am) and here we have reason 157 that I should be kept away from the craft cabinet. 86. D0GiuIh p335

I am wearing boring black mom panties, boring jeans, boring bra, boring sweater, boring loafers...but I can make it look a little less boring. 87. owkasN5 p358

Quote: Originally Posted by Hamster View Post OMG! You MUST put up a full body pic of you wearing that corset! sure
88. AuhcpOU
with black crotchless panties
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or as part of a little red riding hood costume p384

and in keeping with the holiday decorating theme (though I guess the red corset images i put up a few minutes ago are sort of holidayish with the red and all) actually was surprised, my nipples don't really do the whole really large and super hard thing... I think they gave that up like 4 cup sizes ago lol 90. cAevOCI p385

happy christmas eve morning. I also learned somethings taking this picture. 1, i need better bow storage, as most were flat. 2, while we all know that bows don't actually stick to packages like intended, they stick surprisingly well to tits. who knew. 91. 2unXhAE p407

so my christmas eve so far. 1st plan was my dad and his wife coming over at 1 for lunch. Hubby took kid over to visit neighbors at 11:30 so i could finish prep. well at 11:45 I realize all I really have left to do is put on pants, brush my hair, and pick up and vacuum one more room, and hubby and kid wont return for another 45 minutes. alone in the house for 45 minutes wow. so I figure, oh spend 15 minutes with the toy drawer, that leaves me 30 minutes to pick up, vacuum that one room, put on pants and brush hair. So spent my allotted 15 minutes playing, then right at noon, as soon as I am done, knock at the door. fuck, throw on pants. Yeah, they came early. greet them, get them settled, call hubby and kid back, excuse myself to bathroom to clean up and put on panties. damn, why must people show early, so rude. lol. but I did find time to take a tit picture by the tree when everyone else was in the other room. 92. 0pxxfGg p427

Originally Posted by Curiouschatter View Post Just my luck it wouldn't play for me... I enjoy your writings as much as your body. This is the only thread I have looked at every page for. Thank you. Here is a gif version 93. MMGpBJ5 p382

Well Merry Christmas and happy movie Monday. 94. 2017-10-3-18-42-35 p451

happy Tuesday. I may have been a touch tipsy in this one (just a touch lol) but yeah I like tipsy titty tuesdays 95. 8TAvx1G p473

so just to keep things real. about an hour ago, I finally got the chance to get out of the pajamas I put on early Christmas eve, yeah

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in order to do that, I had to throw a hissy fit like a crazy woman, and take electronics hostage as i took a shower (if i was interrupted, I would toss them in with me)

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the inventor of the detachable adjustable shower head improved my mood some, but alas I was greatly missed the 20 minutes I was alone.

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I put on a shirt that fits my mood no, I still haven't made it to pants yet. and I swear the next person to tell me what they want or need, or what I need to do tomorrow or thursday, or whine in any way, might just get smacked with the closest soft object. yippie holidays, is it time to go back to work yet lol.
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Well I am the palest Floridian brunette ever, I do kind of glow in a black light. But no sniping of raccoons. Which leads to a story and a non slutty picture. The story is just I seem to be everyone's phone a friend. Especially before the internet was cable and on cellular devices. Some of the more interesting drunken 3am calls "hey, what is the German word for queen" "drunk chick fell into a fire" "drunk kids partying, puke, broken shower, parents will be pissed" "what was the world in the original mario brothers where you can get infinite lives" "dog ate a maxipad, an overnight one" and "so someone gave me this displaced baby raccoon". Yeah I don't know how I became the phone a friend, but I relinquish the roll damn it. But it was fun raising Mikka 99. bJizXQxm p517

happy wednesday. So someone had requested I post a couple pictures in bras. My bras deserve a shout out anyway, I ask a lot of them. All my daily wear are T-shirt bras, probably because all I wear are t-shirts lol

all are 32HH UK which would be a 32L US. though in looking at the pictures, I need to remeasure, I think I am up a size. Of course this years New Years Resolution will be to lose weight again, so really I should check again in 6 months as I will wear a different size than now.

Anyway

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panache

lulu tout (what was figleaves own brand until they changed the name)

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Curvy Kate

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all my non tshirt bras are primarily freya, panache, and pour moi p526

happy thursday. and wow my 99th slutty picture, about to hit triple digits lol 104. v54L9gO p577

well my 100th picture, nothing special or fancy, but hopes and dreams needed to be dashed. I generally prefer to lower the expectations of everyone around me until showing up and doing things half assed is good enough. life is way easier that way lol. anyway. waking up, about to shower. 105. --100--WKgSgCY p594

And I promised bra pictures in non t-shirt bras. all these are 32L usa (32HH uk) or sister sizes (ie 34K us or 34H uk)

I also remembered why i dont wear not t-shirt bras. half of these bras are scratchy.

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anyway, Freya

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lulu tout

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goddess

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curvy kate

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freya

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goddess

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panache

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decided to wear the first goddess for the day, but then was also reminded that tshirt bras really do make for better random flashing. no seam imprints p598

well happy friday. fulfilling another request with items from my phone. the request was basically tits and stockings, which I actually have less images of than one would expect. If I am wearing stockings, I am wearing an outfit. Of course, if I am wearing a slutty outfit, my tits do keep falling out, and eventually I stop putting them back, so I bet if I take screen shots of the videos I can add more, so that is on my todo list, but here are images related to stockings and tits. 115. LcV7Tas 116. zkkjwWa 117. 1cWB8Au 118. bCdZzGy p647



so i have decided to publicly answer some questions from today's pms as they have been asked before, in different ways, so more than one person may be curious.

1)Do you use filters with your photos? Is that the true color of your nipples or is there a filter altering? Often I use my phone's Auto Adjust feature, and sometimes do play with the brightness and contrast even more when photos were taken in low light. I have a Samsung Galaxy J3. There is a reason it is free. It's fixed focus camera is one, and that is made worse by my poor lighting. I am quite pale for a brunette Floridian, to the point I reflect the color of the light I am in lol. I dont' burn, but I never see the sun. My nipples are quite pale as well.
here is a photo just now, directly under a table lamp, no auto fix, standard number 2 pencil included for color concept. on dropbox due to the current imgur uploading outage 119. 20171229153031 p678

ok, something more soft and feminine was requested so 120. tMWfddV 121. vAxZP1z 122. MilC1oG p701

Quote: >>Originally Posted by EndlessNameless View Post
As the saying goes, pics or it didn't happen. yeah yeah, only have a couple poor ones taken in bed at dark and i can take a screen shot of the video. At this point, you should just change your name to Justanotherreasontomasturbate. But I guess that goes over the character limit. Oh well.<<

and like lit guys really need another reason to masturbate. 123. cUy5aQU 124. b2mzEPv 125. bXv274G p728

an idea of my night last night, maybe I will post a few more later So What are your New Year's Traditions. Mine have obviously changed over the year, from say New Years 1999 I do a countdown to noon (for the kid) throughout the year, I try to jot down little things that made me happy that day and put them in a jar. Then I read them on New years eve. Either I put so many in the jar that I get bored, or I forgot and put nothing in after like February. fun attempt though. I make a stew of "good luck" foods which is eaten for dinner today and as left overs for meals tomorrow. I am not superstitious but my dad's 4th wife is and we found kid really likes the stew so hey get the kid to bed, dress like a whore, drink too much, act silly, watch the ball drop. since I am trying to keep it real, this is a pretty good idea of drunk me lol. https://www.***********/s/fp77t162sh...17-15-8-26.mp4 so yeah, what does everyone else do? 126. 0kkAAPB 127. 2017-12-17-15-8-26 p733

and some cleavage from last night. since I am here 128. d41kLAR 129. xmpu2km p747

Good morning and happy New Year. Since we spent last night waiting for a ball to drop, seems fitting to spend 10 seconds waiting for my tits to drop. 130. zY4qLQW p760

happy Tuesday. first day back at the office, and first cube boob shot of the year. 131. cOi2VIa p793

Spouse, oh come on, I can't be the only person playing on lit while sitting next to their spouse who is playing a video game or reading or watching TV or what ever. Hell, that isn't even a challenge. taking slutty selfies while next to them, now that is more of a challenge lol. new years eve. playstation distraction lol yeah I need to improve my sneaky slutty selfie game, it is on my to do list. 132. MB0Yvrk 133. hT0IcI0 134. Y904rRm p806

Happy Wednesday. Posting whatever the fuck I want. 135. Ez4XJNE 136. zaNZyBA p851

still stuck in teleconference hell 137. aQLrBAC p881

happy thursday. deviating from the thong a little today. And in all honesty, these are actually cropped screenshots of a video from my phone. 138. 6JlYrV5 139. TaO6om7 p899

and for today's attempt at slutty cubicle pictures....well my phone has a self timer with 3 shots every 3 second option. I use it because I can pick the one I like best

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hi, what can I do for you...nothing to see here 142. nkxcn16 p927

All I managed to do was select a random image from my phone (work shower, 3 months ago). I haven't even gotten to hang out in the work shower room this year yet. well maybe this afternoon. until then. 143. 9YfDxz1 p952

managed to find a few minutes. of free time 144. YFpO3Mf 145. DgL1UXr p965

happy satuday. shower pics as discussed, but home shower. I rarely shower at work, I just hang out in the shower room. 146. vO9Wnhy 147. Hzt803x p983

some fast cube shots because A) busy, and B) just not feeling it. Honestly, online with my bored moms club spending money. Retail therapy 148. gme7RYO 149. 9Xkf6eU p1019

so yeah, i have totally been lazy and slacking. pretty much have taken no pictures or done anything fun. but I did decide to at least half ass a saturday night outfit last night, as i really did need to get laid. was still lazy about going all out though, so I picked my favorite. it isn't my favorite because of looks, but because of comfort. fairly well fitting boob support (which is a struggle for me) and otherwise not remotely restrictive. pretty much they only thing even slightly sexy that is also comfortable that I own. i did of course add a garter belt, fishnet thigh highs, and crotchless panties to try to spice it up a little. I will say it did manage to serve its purpose, and I managed to get a very need lay. 150. jczrDHZ P1082

Well I am kind of sad this thread has seen almost no action in the past month. I love work place shenanigans and improved office morale. So a shameless bump for more. But if I am asking, I guess I should share too. Didn't intend to post this when I took it last week but again if I am asking I guess I should give a little. And yeah it is cube boob. I lack creativity 151. jzP5wfQ p416

so apparently everyone has off because a holiday...well except me. so trying to half ass the day, and here is a boring half boob cube shot. maybe later i will make it to a full boob shot 152. uy2kuel p1110

but here is where it gets tougher. ok todays shirt is a ribbed long sleeved Tshirt in heather grey. the black flowery one is technically a 3/4 sleeved Tshirt in a floral print. Almost everything I wear is marketed as a Tshirt. Does adding rayon to make it stretchy and having longer sleeves no longer make it a Tshirt in man eyes? What do you expect from your computer geeks wardrobe in your office? Is my wardrobe inadequate? inappropriate? 153. 4iWPUyV P1119

ok, last pointless work tit pic. I am leaving early. i have an appointment with my pussy (Vet, so not as fun as it sounds). 154. LXPHQg0 p1130

So, I ordered some clothes from Sears, came in yesterday. one item was a print 1/2 sleeved tshirt (my normal style). Well they sent the wrong thing (they do a lot, I see why they have business issues) But I like to take what life throws at me, because sometimes you don't even know you needed something until it is there. most of my best experiences in life were so not planned. As for sears, last wrong thing they sent, I had ordered flaired leg yoga pants, and they sent me tight capris and they actually looked kind of cute on me. so rocking a blouse today for the first time in forever. as expected it is both too big and too small, ugh, but I have decided to have a little fun. I am going to wear it like this all day and see if anyone notices. it is tuesday after all. 155. C5uA0ER oh and since it is Tuesday. Happy tuesday. 156. Jt5BIsG p1144

still rocking the undone top. about to go into my oh so boring teleconference. i find ways to entertain myself though, so all good. 157. L5GGicK p1171

so I am really fucking popular today. hopefully people will stop wanting me to do my job while standing next to me soon. but since that is my current state, i will just drop a cube picture from my afternoon meeting yesterday 158. JqJtMpi p1206

However, figured I would share a picture of the possible acv that occurs as I crawl around under things. I think i have avoided an acv though. Here is me, hard at work. 159. LSbRBZj p1246

I have no fun ideas at the moment, so will just default to same old same old 160. dnPdj5T p1268

Anyway sneaky nip pic is the best I can do. 161. eFgljF4 p1302

me, ok, I can be all slutty Donna fucking Reed. I'll even cook too. hum shouldn't these straps go around my waist. well it was like a buck, so I assume made in China, the women in China are short, I am probably an Amazon compared to them (I am not really tall, I'm 5'7" ok sometimes I go with 5'6". yeah years, inches, and pounds all sometimes get shaved off in my head.)
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anyway

maybe that too high waist tie will keep the girls in check, can i cook like this?

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nope, I moved, girls win.

well at least I can still badly cook. p1325

so it was pointed out to me, since I didn't get a bent over shot in the apron, my sundress would do. so.... 164. YKRzZ3m p1340

just a different angle from this morning. 165. pzgJGmr p1358

Happy Tuesday. for a change of scenery, outdoor boobies. 166. 9hvFoKT 167. hWnb4Oq p1387

so filmed this yesterday...while HR was by me lol Anyway
silly cube gif

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or the actual video if you prefer 169. 2018-2-27-20-13-24 p1445

another day. another wardrobe malfunction 170. Le74RaL p1460

poor little buttons just didn't stand a chance, did they? 171. gKUwUZ2 p1464

and back to wardrobe malfunctions while I clear some inbox space to send some random pictures.... oh no, what is next. 172. yXIP4P0 p1476

well since everyone is into the whole unsolicited wet pussy thing and that is just too many messages to send 173. IrbRxTa 174. 5LdPJmd p1491

ok button popping gif 175. aq0zkwN 176. 2018-2-28-15-9-45 p1520

and adding to my wardrobe malfunctions (yeah my meeting is boring) 176. EK54dSq p1535

I am sure everyone is just waiting in anticipation to find out what I sleep in at night, so this morning before my shower. 177. BE91Es4 p1554

oh and happy thongless thursday because lazy 178. 5Y6kSBI p1559

so working off site today, but I did manage to find an area to sneak off to for a few seconds.

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and yes yes I am wearing blue and fuchsia animal print socks, thanks for noticing. now to today's randomness, which comes from my mail. I frequently get requests for like cute tit holding poses, like iconic this iconic Cindy Crawford pose. now all I can think is they really do not get the gravity of the situation. But this morning I was about to hop in the shower and figured what the fuck, it is friday. And yes I am standing in my shower with my panties on. I figured best place to try and pose in case someone decides to walk into my bathroom. And yes it is a newer shower curtain, some people clean theirs, I just buy new ones a lot. It is easier that way. Again,so not Donna fucking Reed.

anyway, so I first try the hands over the tits, and settled for covering the nipples. yeah. ok so then, what if I make my hands into cups, oh yeah that helped, no fucking way they were going down it that little pocket. ok well maybe gray scale, since i think hers was and I never post grayscale (some people think I do sometimes, if they don't see my hair tips, but really I am just that pale that it look black and white lol) Actually, grey scale did help some, looks a little classier at least haha. But overall, yeah I just need bigger hands to do shit like that.

Anyway the results of random suggestion from my mailbox.

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I'll go. is this my tits sitting on a desk in an office under construction a half our ago or is it my ass. ok honestly both my tits and my ass were on that random desk because I am fun like that, but what is this specific picture of. 182. AFrHwJq p25

well I am not going to answer quite yet, and see if this changes anyone's opinion as I said I did both my tits and my ass. So this is a pick of the other. tits or ass? and does it change the guess of the first 183. e50sMT5 p33

well I am about to hit the road as I have a long commute from this location

but 1st was boobs. 184. oZKOHcO

and second was butt 185. lXEieb9

and yeah it is really not easy to take a picture of your ass especially in a fairly crowded office lol p37

so I promised to disappoint with my beach wear

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I actually have a whole host of old lady swimdresses, but yeah, I let my bored mom's group determine my last bathing suit choice. I let them dress me for a while as well, it had to be better than my natural choices. Anyway this is actually a tankini and I added the swim skirt to make it more old lady swimdress lol.

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Now, I also have had a few lit guys request seeing me in a bikini, stating I should be wearing one as my swimsuit choice, and I always say I do not own one. Actually, that is not exactly true. Last year, I was sent one by a clothing retailer so I could test it, write about, demo it, review it, whatever. So yeah, no problem Justa, this should fit, perfect for your demographic, modest, classic etc etc

yeah here that it 188. jipI9oP

so I actually got discuss the term octoboob that day. In case you are unaware, as my husband probably would be, It is possible I may have called my husband stupid and told him to fuck off when he asked my what muffin top was at like 6:30 in the morning 2 weeks ago (yeah I am not a morning person) Anyway, quadboob, women will often refer to too tight of a bra as the creating quadboob as each boob now has two distinct bulges. well octoboob, yeah each boob ended up with 4 distinct bulges as there is overflow below, to the sides, up top. Yes I hate things that create underboob. I also was able to share a video of me holding my phone against my shoulder, walking, so the sound of stretching and ripping thread could be heard. awesome. though actually I did think it would be a good bikini for mom types with smaller boobs, like a heavy D or less. the plus side is it reminded me why I never buy halter style. Fuck, a knot resting on your neck holding 10lbs hurts really fast. That is a hard no.

And finally, I was asked for a picture of my ass in my black old chick panties, which isn't a problem as it is pretty much what I wear everyday. I must have 40 pairs. Anyway when I woke up this morning. 189. ezDmzAk p1644

I will play again, Tits or Ass 190. jL7KvCW p57

well like yesterday, one pic is my tits, and one pic is my ass.... so second pic.

tits or ass and does it change your thoughts on the first 191. aPyDf9Z p63

so justa, what do you do on saturday mornings? well I let hubby sleep in, put on cartoons for the kid, then put a bra on my ass and thong between my tits and take pictures then put them online to fool men into thinking my ass are tits and vice versa. And apparently I completely fail to fool anyone, so now I am taking my ass and going home. oh wait I am home

anyway pic one. 192. nCIRwhV

pic two. 193. bk3AYSo p70

while watching the kid play in the yard so he does not get eaten by wild dogs or whatever, I took a picture of my tits, because I haven't all day, and again a picture of my tits surprises no one. but I did make it black and white because that is more classy when ducking behind a tree to avoid your kid seeing you. 194. k6P3WWj p1658

so, there was a request for my tits from below while on my hands and knees. this sounded easy, but my tits were too close to the phone. I ended up improvising and also found I can hold a plank position across 2 dressers long enough to snap a photo lol.

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my toy collection. the silver one I keep in my purse, and also keep one in my desk at work. I also have the separately pictured vibrating butt plug in my desk at work. the bed restraints I have never gotten to use, I installed but have still be unsuccessful in convincing hubby either way. missing is a finger vibe that I put somewhere intelligent to remember to change the button cells, ben wa balls and a cat o' 9 tails that are lord only knows where, and the paddle on the bedside table that I forgot to toss into the picture and am too lazy to pull them all out again. In boxes are duplicates. sometimes when vendors send you samples, they send multiple of the same product so you can give some away. I generally prefer to wait for some guy to be an asshole at work then leave it on his desk with an "anonymous" note saying go fuck yourself. probably not what vendors have in mind, but whatever.

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weirdest thing that has ever been in my vagina? yeah you guys get kind of pervy in messages.. Well there isn't a whole lot of weird things, some weird people sure. most weird things are the traditional weird things like hair brush handle, marker etc. now back when I lived with my mom, I had no toys. her husband had this one specific bottle of aftershave with a unique size and shape, solid screw down cap, was never used by anyone but me using the bottle (thank you ebay for the picture and informing me it was from the 70s lol) but yes these is probably the weirdest and most frequent thing that was used. Also side note, I have never shared this with anyone before, which is surprising because the fact I never shut up, I think I would have shared everything about everything by now. But yup, first shared with a group of internet pervs...

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Next. "you have mentioned that you frequently change body types. what is the most athletic and curviest you have been?" boy, he is clearly married, being all delicate and shit. I generally hang between 130lbs and 180lbs, but I have hit about 100lbs a few times and post kid I was about 215lbs. I assume the request is for slutty pictures at the most athletic and curvy, not just me hanging around in clothes, so these were on my cloud, and I would guess about 100lbs difference

the first is after my second honeymoon in the bahamas. which by they way I fucking love the bahamas. Yes, it is primarily because you cannot walk 2 steps without hearing "hey pretty lady", of course it is immediately followed by "buy my crap", but still the men in the bahamas know how to make a lady feel hot. But if you stop walking for a second, somehow a kid gets a bracelet on your wrist, a man gets a dress on you, another man gets a necklace on you, and a women is suddenly braiding your hair, like woooaah, I just looked at a pretty shell for a moment, how did that happen. But that explains my hair in this picture. Side note, don't get drunk on a booze cruise and give a bohemian boat worker your phone number as he might just call you two years later when he finds himself in the US.

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now, the curviest, this was about 3 years ago.

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ok, so a lot of pervs ask for this shot...so yeah here ya go.

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and finally me in a towel. actually 2, my hair gets its own towel, I have a lot of hair, it holds a lot of water. and enjoy the no makeup shot. 201. c0kbwiV p1679

Well I said I would post Saturday's wardrobe selection, so for Saturday night I wore a corset I haven't worn before. bought a larger size because A) the larger size was on sale and others weren't, and B), i thought maybe my tits would stay in it rather than being pushed out. Didn't really do the whole hourglass shape as too big, but started off looking really promising for my tits

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but alas, things started to fall.

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and eventually it just collapsed

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and that sums up my early Saturday night. mid Saturday night went as planned, then hubby went to bed, I watched some tv and had some more wine before heading to bed. then hung out in bed "reading", which seriously my phone should really not let me me take pictures or send messages or do, like anything, between the hours of 11pm to 5am. nothing not kind of vulgar ever comes from those hours. Also, the rambling and the typos get much much worse. p1722

well happy tuesday, it is tuesday so standard cube pic

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and this weekend while I was outside watching my kid play and not get eaten by wild dogs or some shit, I took a few pictures. slapped a noir filter on because that makes it classy and artsy, not the whole trashy, ducking behind a tree to be slutty and pervy, while I should be acting like a typical mom thing I actually have going on. hey, it is what I am telling myself 209. DROMTpx 210. JBBIuuu
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so what pictures to post today.

well of course todays outfit from my cube

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and a home screen shot.

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next up on the to do list....rambling. yippie. p1792

so happy thursday.

for todays outfit in its natural cubical environment I present

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as for today's rambling, I am not sure yet lol p1826

So happy friday. I figured I would post something not slutty today. 216. p5D8JrQ 217. HpkHCnX 218. 7WiVCxe p1860

anyway, here are my feet in their natural environment today. stretched out on my couch, with a kid in santa pjs sitting near them. awesome. and more awesome, here are my feet last weekend after walking on a dirty outdoor patio, as that is their natural environment too. and finally here are my tits this morning, because tits. yes it is almost noon, and yes I am still wearing the same shirt from yesterday, which yes I slept in it, but hey I swapped the jeans for yoga pants.
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next me sending an unsolicited vulgar pic (that did not include tits), it was a pic a took a few hours ago, after my shower. 222. SD8R8JCm p1916

and for everyone just not into my feet, enjoy my hands? 223. DBhBYNR p1923

So took my kid to the fair yesterday. learned I am too old to be spun around in a circle for hours. was glad to get home and get comfortable in a summer dress again. I think I even got most of the powdered sugar off my tits (funnel cake is my favorite carnival food, with extra sugar, yesterday it was even red velvet funnel cake, and yes without fail, my tits will end up covered in powdered sugar lol) ok fine, it isn't a summer dress so much as a shirt that is like 4 sizes too big so it is long enough to be a dress, but it covers enough so I don't have to wear anything under it. and to answer the hairstyle question and finally since we decided my tits make my hands look small and dainty, lets see what else my tits make look cute. does my knock off sharpie look dainty and cute? (yes work springs for only the best). is it a good thing or a bad thing for a knock off sharpie to look all dainty and little and cute 224. 8FVaXZJ 225. Ir2DBf8 226. cD7SYXa p1943

and the girls say happy tuesday. 227. 7yON8p9 p1975

ok tits and a smile. 228. dHdfv1C p1987

and here is yet another work tit shot since y'all seem to be fans 229. Evopm8o p1997

ok so answering a couple requests.

A picture of my back, from directly behind, where you can see my tits. sounds hard, but I know I can do that, if i am braless, they usually go for the photobomb...so me standing in my bathroom. and it comes with messy I just woke up hair.

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and they poorly timed moving one because I can

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below boobs 232. gazgUfr

washed off make up, no autofix, not downward, in light. oh just cruel cruel. most especially the not hitting the autofix button, seriously how can you not push that button. but fine. probably some makeup left, I must admit there are houses with less paint than me, but i tried. and it comes with the lovely wall artwork that is my playroom.

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and today's outfit is my button malfunction shirt. maybe the girls will come out later. (and i have my makeup, downward angle and autofix back lol) 234. 1bgXuDH p2015




anyway the reality of my days lounging on the couch at night watching tv

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heading to bed

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wake up in the morning, return to my messy play room with crayon covered walls, rushing to get kid out to school, me to work, barking orders.

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But hey, work pics 238. WyCl0F0 Breast 239. 1Jc7eu5Smile-breast-ass p2051

so I know everyone is dying to know what todays outfit is 240. DWQDTy3 241. OJ6h2Y0 p2074

Well I still haven't gotten around to anything today besides being annoyed i was up at 4:30 but I said I would start randomly posting the first picture taken in the night. well these are the first 2. 243. aYwDhYi 244. bGXPt17 p

so managed to knock out a couple requests today, but i am going to milk it. and enjoy godzilla, he rocks. there are many kaiju around but he is the biggest
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and i am going to milk last nights outfit for a few posts because I suspect I will be bored today lol 247. c7gmzPB 248. lRwtuDF p2168

and 2 more 249. BlTpbZS 250. 8ObhpiX p2172 251. QpSgUFI 252. tjjzhNi p2180

and my last of last night 253. CpZoAVx p2214

so today I did promise pig tails. again it is all about godzilla 254. W3bChgQ 255. PJfp046 256. JbLLH9u 257. JzQy6B4 258. MpzQXPC p2220

so yet another tuesday and yet more cube boob pics. Happy tuesday 259. C3XYDWV 260. e9Or8qd 261. 20180320_092818 p2262

so I mentioned I had a small amount of time to myself on Sunday. So many productive things I could have done, but instead I:

did my nails.

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took a bath

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with a rubber ducky.

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yeah my rubber ducky is big, why go small when you can go big? p2298

so today is thursday, and I know you totally wanted to see my camouflage thong, with my florescent cheetah socks, paired with my mixed animal print bedspread, because that all goes together really nice. side note, I think I found the angle that makes my big ole ass look the biggest lol

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and boobies
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So no idea what to post today, thus todays outfit brought to you by my cube it is the button fail shirt and surprise surprise, jeans

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and yes of course, a tit pic 269. 5zBmKKa p2352


Hey Justa, beautiful as always, how about just for fun, put your hair up in a pony tail using your panties, as always pic from the cube. That would be hot

Kisses where you really want them... like I don't do that anyway. but here now

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and 6 months or so ago.

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yup it is bad when you start recycling weird shit to do, because you have done all the weird shit you can think of. p2361

Well so far today I have no pictures to offer except me with worn off makeup I slept in, unbrushed hair, yesterdays shirt, my fashion forward Grinch sleepy pants, sitting on my saw dust, wood shavings, and Oreo crumb covered couch, watching masterchef junior while my kid watches dc super hero girls. Yup, don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me. 272. UWTh8W4 p2372

and a little outdoor T&A from earlier today, moved on from grinch to my fancy yoga pants 273. uxUsyoX
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the 2 pictures I managed to get this morning, before my life woke up and took over lol 275. jdqewyk 276. iRrtHP5 p2408

and for today's creative masterpiece, may I present an outdoor from below titty drop gif yeah i was bored. 277. 8L86WSm p2438

and for today's dorkalicious gif, I have the hands free tit reveal via a shimmy shake (versus a jump up and down..different tops lend themselves to different types of hands free titty reveals) and this is why i should not have a camera when bored as I will do something silly. 278. kdPCJlq p2469

anyway, here am i pretending to be something I am not.

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and a titty shot because I don't pretend very well

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and me more myself yesterday or was it monday, eh whatever. with my wild brown and pink hair being completely untamed and in what I shall admit is actually a pajama shirt. 281. 6nSXc89 p2500

happy thurday. yup, I have to look like I care again today. if this jacket had a button, I think I could close it though

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and of course a thong since it is thursday 283. tTzpLN7 p2531

less decent versions of this morning posted shots while I wait for my next meeting to start. side note, I think I have too many meetings 284. cY7g2AO 285. hiY20Bo p2540

happy friday. i am on location today. yippie. but standard work slutty pics, just from a construction area this time

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Anyway point is, even though I could obviously easily suck my own nipples, I had never thought about it until it came up. So yeah my first motorboat, as I never thought about it, even though I obviously could easily. enjoy me looking stupid lol 288. UeayoaH p2562

Well good morning. As I get ready for my first egg hunt, I thought I remind y'all to set out your Easter baskets tonight so the Easter Bunny will come visit with yummy treats. 289. 27NUCqR p2579

and what is better than one Easter Bunny? Two Easter Bunnies? Happy Easter 290. Qp7NrlY p2605

but another day, another cube shot. and yeah this top is technically a pajama top but whatever. I showed up, that is the important part

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and side ramble, a couple companies sent me some things to play with this last week that I finally opened Sunday. 292. aWaxMWA p2624

anyway since it is tuesday, yet another unimaginative picture of my tits. 293. 7K4ZVnx 294. O8AWTt0 p2633

so I said i would post some video screenshots, which also will help take something else off my to do list (pictures of every toy in use) so starting with what I already had on my imgur and just never posted ok actually I posted a similar shot, but just cropped as I was still avoiding face shots

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checking 2 more toys off my list (note to self, fav purple rechargable, small black butt plug, silver vibe, pink vib, and basic purple vibe have now been crossed off the toy post list to complete posting all in use as is on my request list)

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and this was a fun night 298. UNL67SE 299. oXXhDFf p2665

so it is thursday, but I am still trying to knock out photos of every toy in use and posting video screenshots as a way of inching to more pervy videos than my prior, so lets see what I have to combine, thongs, toys, and video lol hum, thong, vibe, cubical video screenshot

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home

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and 2 more of that toy (which is actually my only one with a remote, i should change that) 303. 6rdZGcNm 304. zeLove4m p2688

so taking a break from posting my pussy so the standard cube pics

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and as requested, my ass in the shower room with some tits tossed in some. and yes I left my sexy socks on. 307. I0lBNHP 308.. pF0BS8T 309. qAdtkEM p2735

ok so today, couch tits, with that lovely crayon scribbled wall background

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oh ok and maybe another picture or two.

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so justa, what did you do last night? p2773

Sorry. I have no tails, well I guess I could attach a costume tail to one lol. And you have already seen those shot today, but I would love to be the first pic poster on something so. 314. YJG3g3V p3

so this was last nights outfit (as I know everyone is holding their breath waiting on my fashion show). And yup, as always, ill fitting in the boob area, sigh. 315. 3XCjp7r 316. splPcXm 317. 5cLDOKL 318. PernNt9 319. zorozEh p2807

Well here is a repost of me in a tank and boring mom panties. Very comfortable. I don't own sweatpants, just yoga pants. Yoga parts are part of the required mom uniform. 320. BE91Es4 p2

now the backs of my corsets. (and a cat butt, because cats always insist on showing their butts at inopportune time)

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the reason is, last I took my measurements 45 - 29 - 35. so I have a size 22 tits, 10 waist, 4 hips. basically I am built like a man with numerous sets of surgical breast implants lol. p2825

I would not call myself a fetish type. In many ways, I am kind of vanilla.**** However, I do have a thing for the wardrobe, an exhibitionist streak, and a voyeuristic streak. **** here are 2 pictures of me getting ready to go to show the type of thing I would wear.

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This was long long ago. and yeah I still had cup fit issues lol. I liked the look of it though. the vest was cool because the snaps made it just pull off. The club ,as it was, is long long gone, and even if it wasn't, I don't know that I'd go. At least not regularly. I am too old for that scene lol. p2835

happy monday

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big bold bouncing backyard boobies?

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and what did you do sunday, justa? Well while my kid was outside playing and I was out too, making sure he didn't get eaten by vultures or whatever, I filmed my tit bouncing. p2851

yeah yeah, people say that. like 2 weeks ago I stumbled across a kitchen scale and decided to weigh each one again. they both weigh over 6lbs each. a dodgeball weighs a pound. 327. IvurlHMm p2873

Well Happy Tuesday. In honor of Titty Tuesday, I thought I'd show my day via the point of view of my tits first, they took a shower.

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then the drove to work

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then they arrived at work and got settled in

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then they were hard at work

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then had a conference call while getting caught up on ecr paperwork

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and finally lunch time

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Now, Don't we all want to spend the day with my titties doing all the riveting and exciting things they do? p2901

Happy Wednesday. since it is whatever the fuck I want Wednesday, and I'm feeling a little lazy, a few more quick video screenshots from late last week. no tits involved as they worked hard yesterday 334. 7pwVVxhm 335. 74WqQF6m 336. bw1WXpxm p2931

It feels wrong to leave work with a cube boob shot so... 337. VSpHvH1 p2956

Happy Thursday. so today we discuss my ass. first my ass took a shower

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then my ass got ready for work

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then my ass arrived it work

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then my ass dropped a screw

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really had to look hard for it

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then my ass was in a pervy mood so came here

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hope you enjoyed a morning in my ass p2980

So I decided to make it thongless thursday for a moment. Bad pictures, but I think I should get points for being on a conference call on speaker while I was sharing my screen and doing a great deal of talking at the time.

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and again, just feels wrong to leave work without posting my tits and least once so 346. dnlWLpT p3002

So I am actually leaving the office for lunch today. Going out to lunch with an old coworker. He kind of bores me, but hey nice to get out of the office. so anyway will just toss up a quick pic from drying off this morning

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and of course cube boob

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and knock a few more of the toy pics out. tomorrow I can pretty much finish that request with a few work shots. well ok there might be one or two I might have to use this weekend to get picture, but other than that, complete

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ok well I will finish up the toy request (well except for ones I still have to take pictures of me using) with the work ones 353. YFCCoVUm 354. zkuSm9ym 355. 9gWDIcUm 356. s6tNJOGm

and start on a request of more shots of me wear glasses 357. lKaBSLbm p3066

overly wet rambling. ok first you may have realized I pretty much only wear black panties in my day to day life. This is because, without fail, something is going to turn me on, and make me wet, and black panties hide it the best. hell, I get turned on watching american ninja warrior or watching a construction worker do his job, so seriously I will see something that makes me wet. this is a pair of white panties and only an hour into my day.

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the whole even your thighs are wet thing

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and of course sheets after long sex or play sessions

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the office chair you probably shouldn't be playing in to begin with but

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oh yoga pants and lit combo

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yeah lit is rough on my panties

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then lit all day and work, might even take a toll on jeans

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panties you decide do ditch after spending all day at work chatting and watching porn

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but by far the most awkward wetness is doctor's appointments. I try really hard to only have female doctors, because that is how I like it but I ended up having to see a male briefly. In the most awkward case, it was my first visit with this guy. I was referred to him. His hands are all up in my business, and he then proceeds to ask if I am always this wet. So all I can come up with is "when a man is all up in my vagina, yeah, usually" awkward. In his defense, I was referred to him because of my high risk pregnancy. My well picked female was willing to take me, even with my "advanced maternal age" (which I always gave doctors and nurses the bitchy look when they said that lol). But then they found an abnormality with the umbilical cord, so the rest of my pregnancy, this male specialist was my OB. I get he had to ask to rule out an amniotic fluid leak, but yeah still highly awkward lol.

end of easily and overly wet rant lol. I might poof this later as overly personal lol. p3085

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so looks like I am starting with picture 367. Damn, I post too much.

Day in the life of my legs p3104, 367,,, 368,,, 369,,, 370,,, 371,,, 372,,, 373,,, 374,,,
375,,,
movie monday p3135, 376gif,,,
Happy Tuesday p3162, 377,,, 378,,,
fuck it friday p3209, 379,,, 380,,, 381,,,
Saturday p3229, 382,,, 383,,, 384,,,
sunday p3261, 385,,, 386,,,
monday p3280, 387gif,,, p3285,388vid,,,
Tuesday p3315, 389,,, 390,,, 391,,,
Wednesday p3340, 392,,, 393,,,
Saturday p3378, 394,,, 395,,,
Sunday 396-402 random fashion p3394, 403 to 408 random fashion p3395
sunday boobies p3398, 409,,,

And my current index stops at page 136. Mainly because I am lazy. So if you want to see the idk 100 pictures and videos not listed here, start reading from 136

This is now my all-time favorite posting .. because it's all the pics of you. Thanks ever so much ..

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well happy Tuesday. Before I flash my tits, ya’ll get to here me whine. Friday night was the worst night ever. Ok, not really, but it fucking sucked.

Ok first, I tend to make hubby deal with everything car related, because I hate it, it sucks, he is better at it, and if it does need a mechanic, they charge women more. Issue is, He often also fails to believe me about issues though. Anyway, about three weeks ago, I told him he needed to take my car to a tire shop because at least one tire was about to detread, get me new ones. I don’t know which tire, it would need to be in the air so I could spin the tires and look, but I can feel at least one is about to fail. He ignores me and keeps putting it off, and I keep dealing. I know I could deal with it myself, but again, every household often has certain duties performed by certain members, and the vehicles fall under him, and I do prefer it that way. Seriously, Dante forgot to include the circle especially for mechanics, used car salesman, and lawyers (ok some mechanics are awesome, but most try to lie to me, try to jack up prices, make shit up, and act like I am stupid because it is what they do when it is a female customer, study after study prove this, it is not in my head.)

Anyway, so driving home, and the back passenger tire finally detreads. Actually, ripped apart the underside of my trunk when it happened too, like move the carpet and see like a foot of road lol. It is amazing it missed my gas pipe. The damage was really impressive though. I turn on my hazards, and I was in the left lane at the time, so I pull into one of those big center areas where cops hang and you can do uturns (cops no longer patrol this area, it was famous for its speed traps, along with a neighboring town, but both police forces were closed due to corruption and ticket quotas, so these spots are never used anymore)

So, I call hubby, because I hate changing fucking tires. It takes me a fucking hour and a lot of grief to do, and he seems to knock it out in 5 minutes, easily. No answer on repeated attempts to both home and cell. I know he is home, but I accept I shall be changing my own tire. And I know it will suck.

First, it has been so long that the screwy cap that holds the fake floor over the donut doesn’t spin, so I have to pull it up some to get the tire iron out, so I can beat it. Finally get that off. Find the car has those stupid decorative lug nut covers on, so I have to fight with those things first. Finally get them off, and get to the real bitch. Getting the lug nuts loosened. I am wearing the worst shoes for it too. These crappy canvas shoes. They have, like, no sole. I don’t have the upper body strength to loosen a lug nut, so I kick down on the tire iron to do that, usually many times until it gives. This takes fucking forever and in crappy shoes means I feel it each time. During that time, 2 different men driving by decided to honk and yell whatever pervy shit. Now don’t get me wrong, I love pervy compliments, it makes me smile when I am pumping gas, or walking down the street or whatever, but do not be pervy when I am pissed off especially if you aren’t doing anything to make me less pissed off. Considered throwing a tire iron at them, but who am I kidding, I throw like a girl, if I had the strength to throw a tire iron well, I could probably get my lug nuts off fairly easily. I did give them a bitchy look though. It was not satisfying.

So, finally get the lug nuts loosened. Get my jack, and it also hasn’t been used in so long, that I can’t turn it. Smack it around a little, and finally it loosens so I can turn it. I jack up the car, actually unscrew all the lug nuts I loosened, put my donut on, put lug nuts on, lower my car to tighten, say fuck it to the decorative covers, get everything away, get in, turn my hazards off, start my car.

Fuck, it doesn’t fucking start. Mother fucking piece of crap car, yada yada yada. My 3 year old battery apparently can’t take having the hazards running for what has now been about an hour, while the car isn’t running. I look, and not only do I not have a jump box, I don’t even have jumper cables. Call hubby again to see if I can get a jump. He finally answers, he is grumpy that I was bugging him by repeatedly calling, grumpy because he was dealing with 4 kids that day (he made a playdate with his friend who has 2 kids, and friends wife has be volunteering him to take care of a coworkers kid), and he is half lit, because I guess, him and friend were drinking beer in the garage watching the kids play. So obvious he isn’t helping me. I tell him to at least feed the kid dinner, as I am already super fucking late, and will be later.

I accept I have to call a tow truck for a jump. While calling, a man pulls up and asks if he can help, and I ask about jumper cables and he does have them. Yes. So I tell tow company never mind. Even better, guy who pulled over is a mechanic, so I don’t have to do anything as he knows how to jump a car. And ten minutes later, I am finally back on my way home. Not only do I not get sympathy when I finally get home, not even laughter at the irony I thought I was finally done after changing my tire, but that it took me so fucking long, my battery died. No, I get grumpy that his day was hard and I was so late that he had to adult longer and he storms off to bed. And my kid’s dinner was he handed the kid a loaf of bread and a pack of lunch meat. Fucking hell. And he knows how much I hate changing tires (he also knows it annoys me that he does it in seriously less than 5 minutes and makes it look easy. And those fucking lug nuts take every ounce of strength that I can muster up, and so long for me)

So that is the story of why there was no sexy outfit Saturday night, because I was still pissed off about Friday not. He didn’t even remember the battery part nor the trunk damage part in the morning. I did get a little bit of joy hearing him hammer the underside of my trunk back into place so he could seal it. It took a lot longer than I thought it would take him. He did also appreciate the humor of my dead battery and replaced that for me too.

Anyway, fine, here are boobies. Happy Tuesday.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Mesmerised watching this. A lot of weird noises in the background.

thank you, and lol. I forget who was doing what. maybe cable crimping.

You have put a spell on me! Must obey the breasts !

can my breasts convince you to send wine.

This is just what I needed. You made my day. Thank you.

thank you.

If you had some jelly this would be a reenactment of the famous Airplane jiggling jello , titties scene, love that stupid movie so much!

Well hello sexy girl and WOW your making that cube sexy AF

So my babble game is weak as the lawn ninja's are attacking with their leaf blowers, just get a broom it use's zero gas and make less noise!

lol. lawn ninjas. do they know the sock and panty gnomes. I hate those fucking gnomes stealing my socks and panties from the washer and dryer.

Magnificence personified.

thank you

great video, although it beats me where you find the time or the nerve to produced such delights: you really are a sonsy treasure.

lol. well it only takes a minute or two, so that helps on the time and nerve

oh to be your cube neighbor

yeah I annoy my neighbors too. I am that person that puts her conference calls on speaker lol. again though, it is so everyone can tell I am on a call, so no one comes to my cube.

Oh how I would love to caress, fondle and worship with my lips and tongue those glorious breasts. SO fantastic. Thank you Justa for sharing.

thank you. I don't know, they look pretty boring to me. guess I am just used to them

*le sigh*

lol thank you.

Pretty sure you could arouse a eunuch!!!

aw thanks. i wish.

There is such goodness here. Such sexy goodness.

thank you.

errrr.... wow. And the commercial for the pizza in the background seemed completely appropriate...

lol, truth is I don't even know what is in the background of the shit I share. I have had others tell me more about my conference call I had on speaker and mute, than I noticed about my call.

I adore you for the fact that you take so much time to make sure we are aroused and amused on such a regular basis. You're amazing.

thank you. I try when I can

My office is between 64 and 68, lower if the perimenopausal women touch the buttons

god, that is a fucking freezer lol

thank you

Justa How you doin?

living the dream, living the dream. you?

Love seeing your gorgeous tits any day of the week! The video is great, I like the sounds your breasts make when swinging around and all that. Oh, and loved you showing off your manicured and polished nails, that was delightful! XOXO

thank you. my nails are pretty when I bother to paint them and not them chip until the paint is gone.

So much bouncing goodness!!! Justa, how can you expect a guy like me to get anything productive done when I could just watch your tits bounce instead?

Get shit done? Or watch massive tits bouncing around? What's the right decision? Getting stuff done is good, but watching your boobs bounce produces tingling feelings in a certain place of mine , which is also good and can relieve stress.

This is a dilemma long term. But in the short term I'll just say "fuck it" and enjoy watching your huge tits bounce!

well i am sure you can get something done while watching tits bounce.

Its Saturday so this means our sexy girl is not wearing panties and I love that! ::

eh, i think i wore panties all day

So... this thread is awesome

thank you. always happy to entertain

As much as I adore your spectacular breasts (and they ARE spectacular! and i DO adore them!) I love the smile and wave at the end. It's totally spectacular ...

thank you.

I feel compelled to pop in and publicly saw that this is truly one of the best threads here in Lit; currently and historically. I’ve been a member here for a long while and prior to this incarnation of myself a long while before that.

Just sayin .... sexy host, well commented upon, interactive, etc. it’s the first place I come when I login!

well thanks. there are a ton of fun threads on lit, so awesome to be up there. does that come with a ribbon or prize or something?

WOW! I just found this thread. Am glad I did. I would love to suck on your fingers after your play time!

well thanks.

What an absolutely phenomenal post!!

thank you

Miss You Justa... I hope all is well with you in the office and out!!!

it is ok, i could say I am super busy, but honestly I got sucked back into my bored moms club with prime day. But, last weekend when I was drinking, I sold a bunch of moms on some cheap sale corsets, that i shared some pictures, reviews, and links. So if any of your bored wives suddenly appear with an outfit that you think you have seen before, don't ask what is for dinner (unless it is her) and thank me later.

Bumpity for our sexy girl and back to school mom, I heard summer was over for the kiddies

kid starts kindergarten next week.

This is now my all-time favorite posting .. because it's all the pics of you. Thanks ever so much ..

thank you, and no isn't all, I gave up around page 136, and I haven't seen Fred around and don't want to bug him.

 

[Shaughn2323]

Now that is just a shitty day indeed I cant believe that only 1 person stopped to help. I live in NH and if you were on the side of the road trying to change your tire you would probably have about 10 guys pulling over and chomping at the bit to do all the work for you. Hell it would probably cause and accident and a major back up on the highway.

As always you are amazing.

 

[RjThoughts]

...

Typical behavior from someone who knows auto mechanics. Brother-in-law, when my wife would say something's wrong with her car would tell her to "Just turn up the radio."

 

[sinfulpleasure67]

You had me at the part where You know how to change a tire!

Gorgeous too!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Now that is just a shitty day indeed I cant believe that only 1 person stopped to help. I live in NH and if you were on the side of the road trying to change your tire you would probably have about 10 guys pulling over and chomping at the bit to do all the work for you. Hell it would probably cause and accident and a major back up on the highway.

As always you are amazing.

Well at least it wasn't raining. and lol. I am not sure if it is a statement on aging or just the current state of the world and treating women as equals, but yes as the decades go by, less men offer to do things. though honestly in the past, 9 times out of 10 men who stopped to assist, didn't actually have the knowledge to assist (but no worries, I will tell you how to change a tire, just don't make me actually do it lol)

though I actually stop for less people myself. I don't know, I assume they are more capable or have phones and are able to call someone more capable. When people didnt have phones, I stopped more. I have actually changed a tire for an old couple once. The man didn't want to accept my help, wife made him, but i mean they were seriously in their 90s, I was hoping no one died before I finished and no one else was stopping. I may hate it and suck at it, but it isn't going to kill me, wasn't so sure about him.

Funniest ever though was a guy driving a really nice car, in a really high end suit, in an area he didn't belong, and he looked kind of freaked out. I stop and it turns out his problem is that his cellphone wouldn't charge. After I eyerolled in my head, found he had no spare fuses and his fancy foreign thing used different fuses than mine, I asked if he would could sacrifice his sunroof until he could deal with the situation, and I swapped his cigarette lighter fuse with that and the world was now better and he could get out of the ghetto because his phone could now charge. lol. seriously, looking like that, driving that, stopping where he did because his cellphone wouldn't charge. so weird.

Typical behavior from someone who knows auto mechanics. Brother-in-law, when my wife would say something's wrong with her car would tell her to "Just turn up the radio."

haha, honestly, that is my solution to half my car problems, but life has taught me what I can ignore and what I can't. check engine light, eh ignore it, it is always just an O2 sensor, I don't need a working O2 sensor. don't ignore oil or temperature gauges though lol.

 

[RjThoughts]

haha, honestly, that is my solution to half my car problems, but life has taught me what I can ignore and what I can't. check engine light, eh ignore it, it is always just an O2 sensor, I don't need a working O2 sensor. don't ignore oil or temperature gauges though lol.

LOL Her car's check engine light went on and a day later, she was in the shop, since he have all cars now under warranty. And yes, it was just an o2 sensor!

She had to pay our son and I each $20 because we bet her that was all that was wrong with it.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Car tyre blues


I got me a little sports car the wheels are made of wire

boy she runs just like a cadilac until I get big flat tire

Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he

I went out one Sunday I met a girl named Amanda

I said come on little mama come and take a ride with me

Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he

She kindly consented but we didn't go so far

because I soon find out she was just a big flat tire.

Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he

Now look here little mama if you don't like my traits

Just take it out of my automobile and use your roller skates

Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he

If you can't give me a little loving If all you can do it talk

I let you out at the corner, i'll go home and you can walk

Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he
That must be the worst blues song ever, but the only one I could find about a flat tyre I was almost tempted to criticize you old man, but you would probably scratch my eyes out.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You had me at the part where You know how to change a tire!

Gorgeous too!

aw thanks. but oooh i suck royally at it. and curse a whole hell of a lot while doing it lol. I can plug a tire too, many times lol, look at me all fancy. jump start a car for sure. I can also shift my car by getting out and shifting it on the transmission itself using the ebrake when my transmission cable snaps, until i can get somewhere to get a nytie and reattach it (hubby gets tasked with actually replacing the cable, both times it happened (2 different circa 90s cavaliers). I know exactly how far I can drive without an alternator, a serpentine belt, or in a car that can't hold water.

Yeah, i have driven junker cars my whole life. When I lived up north, there was quite a bit of batting my eyes and slipping inspectors a $50. Nice thing is here, no inspections or emissions. I bought a newer car once, still have it, though now it has about 350000 miles on it so not that nice. I call it my zombie car, everything is broken, it should have been dead years ago, but it just doesn't die. I actually prefer older though. lower insurance, easier to fix, and low stress if someone spills something, hits it, whatever.

best fix story would have to be my 67 camaro though. bank drive through. I put it in park and turned it off to hear them as the car was loud. try to leave, and nothing. not like it is not cranking, more like I am trying to start it in drive. try putting it in neutral, back to park. nothing. I can't get to my tool box in the trunk because, I parked dead center and can't open my doors far enough to get out. I get the teller to send a phillips head screw driver down the tube in the canister, take apart the console, bridge the neutral safety switch, and now I can start and move my car. park, give them their screwdriver back. I never did fix it, just left the console unscrewed, lifted and used the top my lighter to bridge the switch everyday. lol. I called it my anti-theft device.

 

[wickedpanda]

You went through all that and still had to pop my Panty free Saturday fantasy, so mean!

Gonna say it and then never mention it again Triple A membership.

Shit like that would tend to sour any sexy weekend plans and limited your desire to be naked and then chat with us......you cared enough to keep us out of your anger area , and now share those amazing magical boobs once again and even brag about your new battery and tires

Have a better week sexy girl.

 

[Todger65]

Good to see your tits are still in good working order even if your car wasn’t.

I use our AA motoring organisation. An annual fee covers it. Over the last 2 years I have had good service out of them. Towed in when the clutch failed (manufacturers defect) and 5 days car hire while it was fixed. They came to the house, checked and replaced the battery. Took over an hour. Only cost to me was the new battery (6years old).

Over the years, over many vehicles ive owned I’ve had my money’s worth out of them.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

LOL Her car's check engine light went on and a day later, she was in the shop, since he have all cars now under warranty. And yes, it was just an o2 sensor!

She had to pay our son and I each $20 because we bet her that was all that was wrong with it.

it always is, always is
if any of my cars check engine lights turn off, I am pulling over fast, something is very wrong lol.

Car tyre blues


I got me a little sports car the wheels are made of wire

boy she runs just like a cadilac until I get big flat tire

Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he

I went out one Sunday I met a girl named Amanda

I said come on little mama come and take a ride with me

Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he

She kindly consented but we didn't go so far

because I soon find out she was just a big flat tire.

Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he

Now look here little mama if you don't like my traits

Just take it out of my automobile and use your roller skates

Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he

If you can't give me a little loving If all you can do it talk

I let you out at the corner, i'll go home and you can walk

Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he Yo-del-lay-he
That must be the worst blues song ever, but the only one I could find about a flat tyre I was almost tempted to criticize you old man, but you would probably scratch my eyes out.

haha, yeah such a bad song.

and no worries, he was being an ass. However, in his defense, he is aware that I am completely capable. Honestly, I think he overestimates me. He doesn't appreciate how different things are being female. He didn't appreciate the fact that I might be perceived as less than in any way because of being female. Therefore the fact that I might use that to manipulate situations was amusing to him to watch as I stacked situations in my favor, but he never fell for my weak or naive act. He was amazed at how much better I did at hitchhiking, for example. however, that also brings in the mechanics discussion, my career path etc. He didn't believe, for a long time, that I could not even open my mouth and be viewed as less capable than him in many many situations simply because of how I look and being female. Even the obvious that I was so much better at hitchhiking because not only did I not look like a threat, but because looking at me, half of them saw prey.

He never thought to ask if I could scale a 6ft barbed wire fence along side of him, which yes I can, but he never even thought to tell me to wear appropriate shoes for dates that involved breaking into places, so rude that i have to scale fences in high heeled boots lol. In some ways that also makes him very dense, but it is one of the things that attracted me to him. He was probably the first man in my life who wasn't hanging out with me in an effort to screw me (god, I hit on him so much, and was completely oblivious), or telling me with how I looked I should find a rich man to take care of me. He always treated me as an equal, was never patronizing or condescending or implying I couldn't or shouldn't do something because I am just a girl. It is like he didn't see me as a female at all, just a person. As life has gone by, I will admit in many ways life would be easier if he saw me as a chick first and foremost, but it did make me stronger, try harder, be harder, and again was so very intriguing to me, as that is not how I was accustomed to being treated. It also took away a lot of power I thought I had too, as I couldn't use fallback chick manipulation methods to make things play in my favor with him.

 

[spawnofdavey]

So I'm way late to this particular party but I'd just like to say that I'm blown away by how sexy, erotic, cute and funny this thread is. Love it.

 

[Shyguy1369]

Well happy Tuesday. Before I flash my tits, ya’ll get to here me whine. Friday night was the worst night ever. Ok, not really, but it fucking sucked.

Ok first, I tend to make hubby deal with everything car related, because I hate it, it sucks, he is better at it, and if it does need a mechanic, they charge women more. Issue is, He often also fails to believe me about issues though. Anyway, about three weeks ago, I told him he needed to take my car to a tire shop because at least one tire was about to detread, get me new ones. I don’t know which tire, it would need to be in the air so I could spin the tires and look, but I can feel at least one is about to fail. He ignores me and keeps putting it off, and I keep dealing. I know I could deal with it myself, but again, every household often has certain duties performed by certain members, and the vehicles fall under him, and I do prefer it that way. Seriously, Dante forgot to include the circle especially for mechanics, used car salesman, and lawyers (ok some mechanics are awesome, but most try to lie to me, try to jack up prices, make shit up, and act like I am stupid because it is what they do when it is a female customer, study after study prove this, it is not in my head.)

Anyway, so driving home, and the back passenger tire finally detreads. Actually, ripped apart the underside of my trunk when it happened too, like move the carpet and see like a foot of road lol. It is amazing it missed my gas pipe. The damage was really impressive though. I turn on my hazards, and I was in the left lane at the time, so I pull into one of those big center areas where cops hang and you can do uturns (cops no longer patrol this area, it was famous for its speed traps, along with a neighboring town, but both police forces were closed due to corruption and ticket quotas, so these spots are never used anymore)

So, I call hubby, because I hate changing fucking tires. It takes me a fucking hour and a lot of grief to do, and he seems to knock it out in 5 minutes, easily. No answer on repeated attempts to both home and cell. I know he is home, but I accept I shall be changing my own tire. And I know it will suck.

First, it has been so long that the screwy cap that holds the fake floor over the donut doesn’t spin, so I have to pull it up some to get the tire iron out, so I can beat it. Finally get that off. Find the car has those stupid decorative lug nut covers on, so I have to fight with those things first. Finally get them off, and get to the real bitch. Getting the lug nuts loosened. I am wearing the worst shoes for it too. These crappy canvas shoes. They have, like, no sole. I don’t have the upper body strength to loosen a lug nut, so I kick down on the tire iron to do that, usually many times until it gives. This takes fucking forever and in crappy shoes means I feel it each time. During that time, 2 different men driving by decided to honk and yell whatever pervy shit. Now don’t get me wrong, I love pervy compliments, it makes me smile when I am pumping gas, or walking down the street or whatever, but do not be pervy when I am pissed off especially if you aren’t doing anything to make me less pissed off. Considered throwing a tire iron at them, but who am I kidding, I throw like a girl, if I had the strength to throw a tire iron well, I could probably get my lug nuts off fairly easily. I did give them a bitchy look though. It was not satisfying.

So, finally get the lug nuts loosened. Get my jack, and it also hasn’t been used in so long, that I can’t turn it. Smack it around a little, and finally it loosens so I can turn it. I jack up the car, actually unscrew all the lug nuts I loosened, put my donut on, put lug nuts on, lower my car to tighten, say fuck it to the decorative covers, get everything away, get in, turn my hazards off, start my car.

Fuck, it doesn’t fucking start. Mother fucking piece of crap car, yada yada yada. My 3 year old battery apparently can’t take having the hazards running for what has now been about an hour, while the car isn’t running. I look, and not only do I not have a jump box, I don’t even have jumper cables. Call hubby again to see if I can get a jump. He finally answers, he is grumpy that I was bugging him by repeatedly calling, grumpy because he was dealing with 4 kids that day (he made a playdate with his friend who has 2 kids, and friends wife has be volunteering him to take care of a coworkers kid), and he is half lit, because I guess, him and friend were drinking beer in the garage watching the kids play. So obvious he isn’t helping me. I tell him to at least feed the kid dinner, as I am already super fucking late, and will be later.

I accept I have to call a tow truck for a jump. While calling, a man pulls up and asks if he can help, and I ask about jumper cables and he does have them. Yes. So I tell tow company never mind. Even better, guy who pulled over is a mechanic, so I don’t have to do anything as he knows how to jump a car. And ten minutes later, I am finally back on my way home. Not only do I not get sympathy when I finally get home, not even laughter at the irony I thought I was finally done after changing my tire, but that it took me so fucking long, my battery died. No, I get grumpy that his day was hard and I was so late that he had to adult longer and he storms off to bed. And my kid’s dinner was he handed the kid a loaf of bread and a pack of lunch meat. Fucking hell. And he knows how much I hate changing tires (he also knows it annoys me that he does it in seriously less than 5 minutes and makes it look easy. And those fucking lug nuts take every ounce of strength that I can muster up, and so long for me)

So that is the story of why there was no sexy outfit Saturday night, because I was still pissed off about Friday not. He didn’t even remember the battery part nor the trunk damage part in the morning. I did get a little bit of joy hearing him hammer the underside of my trunk back into place so he could seal it. It took a lot longer than I thought it would take him. He did also appreciate the humor of my dead battery and replaced that for me too.

Anyway, fine, here are boobies. Happy Tuesday.

I don't even know what to say. Sorry you had such a horrible Friday. Men can be assholes... not all men, but sadly a lot of them. Sorry that you were put through that hellish day. It certainly sound like you could use a bit of a vacation ... just from that one day.
You deserved better, and I am sorry you didn't get it. Not that it matters at all, as I am just a stranger on the internet, but I offer up free virtual hugs ((HUGGS))

Secondly... Thanks for the Tuesday share, even though you may have felt you didn't want to share this week.

 

[sinfulpleasure67]

aw thanks. but oooh i suck royally at it. and curse a whole hell of a lot while doing it lol. I can plug a tire too, many times lol, look at me all fancy. jump start a car for sure. I can also shift my car by getting out and shifting it on the transmission itself using the ebrake when my transmission cable snaps, until i can get somewhere to get a nytie and reattach it (hubby gets tasked with actually replacing the cable, both times it happened (2 different circa 90s cavaliers). I know exactly how far I can drive without an alternator, a serpentine belt, or in a car that can't hold water.

Yeah, i have driven junker cars my whole life. When I lived up north, there was quite a bit of batting my eyes and slipping inspectors a $50. Nice thing is here, no inspections or emissions. I bought a newer car once, still have it, though now it has about 350000 miles on it so not that nice. I call it my zombie car, everything is broken, it should have been dead years ago, but it just doesn't die. I actually prefer older though. lower insurance, easier to fix, and low stress if someone spills something, hits it, whatever.

best fix story would have to be my 67 camaro though. bank drive through. I put it in park and turned it off to hear them as the car was loud. try to leave, and nothing. not like it is not cranking, more like I am trying to start it in drive. try putting it in neutral, back to park. nothing. I can't get to my tool box in the trunk because, I parked dead center and can't open my doors far enough to get out. I get the teller to send a phillips head screw driver down the tube in the canister, take apart the console, bridge the neutral safety switch, and now I can start and move my car. park, give them their screwdriver back. I never did fix it, just left the console unscrewed, lifted and used the top my lighter to bridge the switch everyday. lol. I called it my anti-theft device.

****sigh**** even better!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You went through all that and still had to pop my Panty free Saturday fantasy, so mean!

Gonna say it and then never mention it again Triple A membership.

Shit like that would tend to sour any sexy weekend plans and limited your desire to be naked and then chat with us......you cared enough to keep us out of your anger area , and now share those amazing magical boobs once again and even brag about your new battery and tires

Have a better week sexy girl.

Aw. Sorry to burst your bubble. I actually do have emergency roadside assistance. With the crap I drive, I will need a tow soon, but I am so far outside a city, it takes hours.

And I enjoy sharing my magically boobies.

Good to see your tits are still in good working order even if your car wasn’t.

I use our AA motoring organisation. An annual fee covers it. Over the last 2 years I have had good service out of them. Towed in when the clutch failed (manufacturers defect) and 5 days car hire while it was fixed. They came to the house, checked and replaced the battery. Took over an hour. Only cost to me was the new battery (6years old).

Over the years, over many vehicles ive owned I’ve had my money’s worth out of them.

Thanks. Yeah it really just comes down to speed, so I only use them for their tow trucks.

I don't even know what to say. Sorry you had such a horrible Friday. Men can be assholes... not all men, but sadly a lot of them. Sorry that you were put through that hellish day. It certainly sound like you could use a bit of a vacation ... just from that one day.
You deserved better, and I am sorry you didn't get it. Not that it matters at all, as I am just a stranger on the internet, but I offer up free virtual hugs ((HUGGS))

Secondly... Thanks for the Tuesday share, even though you may have felt you didn't want to share this week.

How sweet, but that is too much sympathy. It feels weird. It wasn't that awful. But i totally needed a "well sucks to be you and haha dead battery after all that, here.... wine". Even I appreciated the humor in the dead battery.

Yeah I haven't been in a super sharing slutty pics mood. More in a talking, rambling mood.

****sigh**** even better!

Oh, you like a chick who needs a cigarette lighter to start her car. You'd find my window wrench, truck nytie, and light tape super hot lol. Clearly I am a very high class and high maintenance chick lol.

Duct tape solves most problems. If it doesn't, try wd-40.

 

[EndlessNameless]

As a mechanic, this amuses me. The key to getting the lug nuts loose is standing on the tire iron/ratchet/whatever the fuck you have. Go buy a 3 foot pipe to slip over the end of the tire iron and bounce on it. That should easily get them loose. Those things are too damn short to get any kind of real torque out of it. I snapped the head of my 1/2 ratchet from tightening the bearing nut on a Ford F150. The pipe I used was about 5 feet long. Calls for 295 ft lbs of torque and I haven't seen any 1/2 torque wrenches go up that high.

 

[ohverbatum7]

When you buy a Nissan in the UK you get free break-down cover. I'm such a mean sod I would not contemplate paying for it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

As a mechanic, this amuses me. The key to getting the lug nuts loose is standing on the tire iron/ratchet/whatever the fuck you have. Go buy a 3 foot pipe to slip over the end of the tire iron and bounce on it. That should easily get them loose. Those things are too damn short to get any kind of real torque out of it. I snapped the head of my 1/2 ratchet from tightening the bearing nut on a Ford F150. The pipe I used was about 5 feet long. Calls for 295 ft lbs of torque and I haven't seen any 1/2 torque wrenches go up that high.

Lol. So do you think you quote chicks higher costs for the same repairs and are somewhat patronizing or condescending? The oh honey I didn't realize you were waiting, I thought you were in here with one of the men. Oh it is an extra charge for the safety disposal fee of the p38 space modulator. Hehe. In all fairness I've avoided mechanics for many years, it is possible my age, if seen, may now garner me more respect. I mean I could deal with the condescending attitude if it bought me a discounted rate, but not when it increases my cost lol.

But yes, I do jump on the tire iron, damn it. It is why I don't use a four way, can't jump. Also why my crappy shoes really sucked. Better shoes would have sped things up some. Granted, not to the level of those who just turn and it loosens. Grrr, jealous lol. Though yeah, I don't generally keep a pipe in my car. I guess it is all about having a big pipe.

When you buy a Nissan in the UK you get free break-down cover. I'm such a mean sod I would not contemplate paying for it.

It is $5 a month and my cars are a 97 cavalier, 98 cavalier, 99 cavalier, 2000 cavalier, 97 t100, 91 f150, so odds are high I will need a tow at some point in a year lol. A tow starts at $60 but I will often need a high mileage tow. If the odds weren't so high, I probably wouldn't have it.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Lol. So do you think you quote chicks higher costs for the same repairs and are somewhat patronizing or condescending? The oh honey I didn't realize you were waiting, I thought you were in here with one of the men. Oh it is an extra charge for the safety disposal fee of the p38 space modulator. Hehe.

See, your boobs and eyes and ass and thighs and feets and everything else definitely brings me to the table to eat your hearty hot lunch bowls, but...it's this kinda geeky, kooky, organically-grown whimsy shit outta nowhere without thinking hard to say it that'll keep me there!

Sorry 'bout your car and that experience. Murphy's Law incidents, one of which I'm currently going through myself, are supreme bitches of the templar order...even though in hindsight, one notices things that could've been done beforehand to minimize the bullshit even if it's an unavoidable fait accompli.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Lol. So do you think you quote chicks higher costs for the same repairs and are somewhat patronizing or condescending? The oh honey I didn't realize you were waiting, I thought you were in here with one of the men. Oh it is an extra charge for the safety disposal fee of the p38 space modulator. Hehe. In all fairness I've avoided mechanics for many years, it is possible my age, if seen, may now garner me more respect. I mean I could deal with the condescending attitude if it bought me a discounted rate, but not when it increases my cost lol.

But yes, I do jump on the tire iron, damn it. It is why I don't use a four way, can't jump. Also why my crappy shoes really sucked. Better shoes would have sped things up some. Granted, not to the level of those who just turn and it loosens. Grrr, jealous lol. Though yeah, I don't generally keep a pipe in my car. I guess it is all about having a big pipe.

I'm sure it happens to anyone who doesn't know any better. You'd be surprised how many people say yes to the work and don't even think twice about it. Not so much a gender thing, though I'm sure it plays some role. A lot of places are trained to sell you bullshit so that's exactly what they do. We've had people come in with a laundry list of things adding up to hundreds of dollars, sometimes even over a thousand, and needing only maybe a few items on the list done. I'm sure some people who sell these services don't even actually do them. It's those kinds of businesses that ruin it for everyone else who is running a business honestly. Best way I can think of finding a mechanic is finding one that's highly rated by word of mouth. People will tell you if they suck or not.

That's what she said. Luckily, I've never had a flat. Had one happen to me right around the block from my house. It was completely flat by the time I got home. Had nails in the tires before but never ran them completely flat before I noticed it.

 

[NomDePlay]

Well happy Tuesday. Before I flash my tits, ya’ll get to here me whine. Friday night was the worst night ever. Ok, not really, but it fucking sucked.

Ok first, I tend to make hubby deal with everything car related, because I hate it, it sucks, he is better at it, and if it does need a mechanic, they charge women more. Issue is, He often also fails to believe me about issues though. Anyway, about three weeks ago, I told him he needed to take my car to a tire shop because at least one tire was about to detread, get me new ones. I don’t know which tire, it would need to be in the air so I could spin the tires and look, but I can feel at least one is about to fail. He ignores me and keeps putting it off, and I keep dealing. I know I could deal with it myself, but again, every household often has certain duties performed by certain members, and the vehicles fall under him, and I do prefer it that way. Seriously, Dante forgot to include the circle especially for mechanics, used car salesman, and lawyers (ok some mechanics are awesome, but most try to lie to me, try to jack up prices, make shit up, and act like I am stupid because it is what they do when it is a female customer, study after study prove this, it is not in my head.)

Anyway, so driving home, and the back passenger tire finally detreads. Actually, ripped apart the underside of my trunk when it happened too, like move the carpet and see like a foot of road lol. It is amazing it missed my gas pipe. The damage was really impressive though. I turn on my hazards, and I was in the left lane at the time, so I pull into one of those big center areas where cops hang and you can do uturns (cops no longer patrol this area, it was famous for its speed traps, along with a neighboring town, but both police forces were closed due to corruption and ticket quotas, so these spots are never used anymore)

So, I call hubby, because I hate changing fucking tires. It takes me a fucking hour and a lot of grief to do, and he seems to knock it out in 5 minutes, easily. No answer on repeated attempts to both home and cell. I know he is home, but I accept I shall be changing my own tire. And I know it will suck.

First, it has been so long that the screwy cap that holds the fake floor over the donut doesn’t spin, so I have to pull it up some to get the tire iron out, so I can beat it. Finally get that off. Find the car has those stupid decorative lug nut covers on, so I have to fight with those things first. Finally get them off, and get to the real bitch. Getting the lug nuts loosened. I am wearing the worst shoes for it too. These crappy canvas shoes. They have, like, no sole. I don’t have the upper body strength to loosen a lug nut, so I kick down on the tire iron to do that, usually many times until it gives. This takes fucking forever and in crappy shoes means I feel it each time. During that time, 2 different men driving by decided to honk and yell whatever pervy shit. Now don’t get me wrong, I love pervy compliments, it makes me smile when I am pumping gas, or walking down the street or whatever, but do not be pervy when I am pissed off especially if you aren’t doing anything to make me less pissed off. Considered throwing a tire iron at them, but who am I kidding, I throw like a girl, if I had the strength to throw a tire iron well, I could probably get my lug nuts off fairly easily. I did give them a bitchy look though. It was not satisfying.

So, finally get the lug nuts loosened. Get my jack, and it also hasn’t been used in so long, that I can’t turn it. Smack it around a little, and finally it loosens so I can turn it. I jack up the car, actually unscrew all the lug nuts I loosened, put my donut on, put lug nuts on, lower my car to tighten, say fuck it to the decorative covers, get everything away, get in, turn my hazards off, start my car.

Fuck, it doesn’t fucking start. Mother fucking piece of crap car, yada yada yada. My 3 year old battery apparently can’t take having the hazards running for what has now been about an hour, while the car isn’t running. I look, and not only do I not have a jump box, I don’t even have jumper cables. Call hubby again to see if I can get a jump. He finally answers, he is grumpy that I was bugging him by repeatedly calling, grumpy because he was dealing with 4 kids that day (he made a playdate with his friend who has 2 kids, and friends wife has be volunteering him to take care of a coworkers kid), and he is half lit, because I guess, him and friend were drinking beer in the garage watching the kids play. So obvious he isn’t helping me. I tell him to at least feed the kid dinner, as I am already super fucking late, and will be later.

I accept I have to call a tow truck for a jump. While calling, a man pulls up and asks if he can help, and I ask about jumper cables and he does have them. Yes. So I tell tow company never mind. Even better, guy who pulled over is a mechanic, so I don’t have to do anything as he knows how to jump a car. And ten minutes later, I am finally back on my way home. Not only do I not get sympathy when I finally get home, not even laughter at the irony I thought I was finally done after changing my tire, but that it took me so fucking long, my battery died. No, I get grumpy that his day was hard and I was so late that he had to adult longer and he storms off to bed. And my kid’s dinner was he handed the kid a loaf of bread and a pack of lunch meat. Fucking hell. And he knows how much I hate changing tires (he also knows it annoys me that he does it in seriously less than 5 minutes and makes it look easy. And those fucking lug nuts take every ounce of strength that I can muster up, and so long for me)

So that is the story of why there was no sexy outfit Saturday night, because I was still pissed off about Friday not. He didn’t even remember the battery part nor the trunk damage part in the morning. I did get a little bit of joy hearing him hammer the underside of my trunk back into place so he could seal it. It took a lot longer than I thought it would take him. He did also appreciate the humor of my dead battery and replaced that for me too.

Anyway, fine, here are boobies. Happy Tuesday.

Brilliant story-telling aside (and you tell the story brilliantly), what guy in his right mind would allow you to sit on the side of the road without stopping to offer assistant?

 

[KrazieKat69]

Beautiful boobies at that!!! Wow!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

See, your boobs and eyes and ass and thighs and feets and everything else definitely brings me to the table to eat your hearty hot lunch bowls, but...it's this kinda geeky, kooky, organically-grown whimsy shit outta nowhere without thinking hard to say it that'll keep me there!

Sorry 'bout your car and that experience. Murphy's Law incidents, one of which I'm currently going through myself, are supreme bitches of the templar order...even though in hindsight, one notices things that could've been done beforehand to minimize the bullshit even if it's an unavoidable fait accompli.

Well, my p38 space modulator is stolen from Marvin the Martian and his q36. And a mechanic has never used it, but I have told several a customer that lol. Back in 97, I was 18 and the assistant manager of a Radio Shack. Again an unusual position for a teenage girl, but it was fine most of the time. I also used to work on contract for another electronics store doing repairs. Primarily soldering and shit like that. per item work I could take with me and build or fix anywhere. Radio Shack paid much better, as I received commission, and I sell quite well. Anyway, being a teenage girl, sometimes old guys would decide my itty bitty girlie brain wasn't qualified to assist them with those oh so complex and manly issues of purchasing a splitter and hooking up their tv, or oh god, oh god, a girl helping pick a correct capacitor, never. So when I got condescending or patronizing bullshit like that, I'd tell them they were correct, and I would not be able to help them with something so complex, and didn't even have what they needed, but that they could go across town to this small store, and ask the men there for "a p38 modulator" or a "DeLorean flux capacitor" or whatever bull shit I came up with and that would be just what he needed and they could explain the complex points of assembling it. Then when they went to the other store and asked them for my creative parts stoen from movies or tv shows, it was a flag that I think the customer is a moron, and they should charge him out the ass. It was very satisfying.


and yeah, murphy's law kicks my ass a lot, but hey, it keeps me on my toes.

I'm sure it happens to anyone who doesn't know any better. You'd be surprised how many people say yes to the work and don't even think twice about it. Not so much a gender thing, though I'm sure it plays some role. A lot of places are trained to sell you bullshit so that's exactly what they do. We've had people come in with a laundry list of things adding up to hundreds of dollars, sometimes even over a thousand, and needing only maybe a few items on the list done. I'm sure some people who sell these services don't even actually do them. It's those kinds of businesses that ruin it for everyone else who is running a business honestly. Best way I can think of finding a mechanic is finding one that's highly rated by word of mouth. People will tell you if they suck or not.

That's what she said. Luckily, I've never had a flat. Had one happen to me right around the block from my house. It was completely flat by the time I got home. Had nails in the tires before but never ran them completely flat before I noticed it.

I guess. I dont know, sometimes I consider it a personal challenge to see how long I can avoid work for (both car and life haha)

never had a flat, wow. next you will tell me you never had a speeding ticket either.

Brilliant story-telling aside (and you tell the story brilliantly), what guy in his right mind would allow you to sit on the side of the road without stopping to offer assistant?

Well thanks. and I don't know, I probably looked a little pissed off, was holding a tire iron, and I am a Florida woman, so ya know.

Beautiful boobies at that!!! Wow!!

thank you