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scotluvsoral
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Well happy Tuesday. Before I flash my tits, ya’ll get to here me whine. Friday night was the worst night ever. Ok, not really, but it fucking sucked.
Ok first, I tend to make hubby deal with everything car related, because I hate it, it sucks, he is better at it, and if it does need a mechanic, they charge women more. Issue is, He often also fails to believe me about issues though. Anyway, about three weeks ago, I told him he needed to take my car to a tire shop because at least one tire was about to detread, get me new ones. I don’t know which tire, it would need to be in the air so I could spin the tires and look, but I can feel at least one is about to fail. He ignores me and keeps putting it off, and I keep dealing. I know I could deal with it myself, but again, every household often has certain duties performed by certain members, and the vehicles fall under him, and I do prefer it that way. Seriously, Dante forgot to include the circle especially for mechanics, used car salesman, and lawyers (ok some mechanics are awesome, but most try to lie to me, try to jack up prices, make shit up, and act like I am stupid because it is what they do when it is a female customer, study after study prove this, it is not in my head.)
Anyway, so driving home, and the back passenger tire finally detreads. Actually, ripped apart the underside of my trunk when it happened too, like move the carpet and see like a foot of road lol. It is amazing it missed my gas pipe. The damage was really impressive though. I turn on my hazards, and I was in the left lane at the time, so I pull into one of those big center areas where cops hang and you can do uturns (cops no longer patrol this area, it was famous for its speed traps, along with a neighboring town, but both police forces were closed due to corruption and ticket quotas, so these spots are never used anymore)
So, I call hubby, because I hate changing fucking tires. It takes me a fucking hour and a lot of grief to do, and he seems to knock it out in 5 minutes, easily. No answer on repeated attempts to both home and cell. I know he is home, but I accept I shall be changing my own tire. And I know it will suck.
First, it has been so long that the screwy cap that holds the fake floor over the donut doesn’t spin, so I have to pull it up some to get the tire iron out, so I can beat it. Finally get that off. Find the car has those stupid decorative lug nut covers on, so I have to fight with those things first. Finally get them off, and get to the real bitch. Getting the lug nuts loosened. I am wearing the worst shoes for it too. These crappy canvas shoes. They have, like, no sole. I don’t have the upper body strength to loosen a lug nut, so I kick down on the tire iron to do that, usually many times until it gives. This takes fucking forever and in crappy shoes means I feel it each time. During that time, 2 different men driving by decided to honk and yell whatever pervy shit. Now don’t get me wrong, I love pervy compliments, it makes me smile when I am pumping gas, or walking down the street or whatever, but do not be pervy when I am pissed off especially if you aren’t doing anything to make me less pissed off. Considered throwing a tire iron at them, but who am I kidding, I throw like a girl, if I had the strength to throw a tire iron well, I could probably get my lug nuts off fairly easily. I did give them a bitchy look though. It was not satisfying.
So, finally get the lug nuts loosened. Get my jack, and it also hasn’t been used in so long, that I can’t turn it. Smack it around a little, and finally it loosens so I can turn it. I jack up the car, actually unscrew all the lug nuts I loosened, put my donut on, put lug nuts on, lower my car to tighten, say fuck it to the decorative covers, get everything away, get in, turn my hazards off, start my car.
Fuck, it doesn’t fucking start. Mother fucking piece of crap car, yada yada yada. My 3 year old battery apparently can’t take having the hazards running for what has now been about an hour, while the car isn’t running. I look, and not only do I not have a jump box, I don’t even have jumper cables. Call hubby again to see if I can get a jump. He finally answers, he is grumpy that I was bugging him by repeatedly calling, grumpy because he was dealing with 4 kids that day (he made a playdate with his friend who has 2 kids, and friends wife has be volunteering him to take care of a coworkers kid), and he is half lit, because I guess, him and friend were drinking beer in the garage watching the kids play. So obvious he isn’t helping me. I tell him to at least feed the kid dinner, as I am already super fucking late, and will be later.
I accept I have to call a tow truck for a jump. While calling, a man pulls up and asks if he can help, and I ask about jumper cables and he does have them. Yes. So I tell tow company never mind. Even better, guy who pulled over is a mechanic, so I don’t have to do anything as he knows how to jump a car. And ten minutes later, I am finally back on my way home. Not only do I not get sympathy when I finally get home, not even laughter at the irony I thought I was finally done after changing my tire, but that it took me so fucking long, my battery died. No, I get grumpy that his day was hard and I was so late that he had to adult longer and he storms off to bed. And my kid’s dinner was he handed the kid a loaf of bread and a pack of lunch meat. Fucking hell. And he knows how much I hate changing tires (he also knows it annoys me that he does it in seriously less than 5 minutes and makes it look easy. And those fucking lug nuts take every ounce of strength that I can muster up, and so long for me)
So that is the story of why there was no sexy outfit Saturday night, because I was still pissed off about Friday not. He didn’t even remember the battery part nor the trunk damage part in the morning. I did get a little bit of joy hearing him hammer the underside of my trunk back into place so he could seal it. It took a lot longer than I thought it would take him. He did also appreciate the humor of my dead battery and replaced that for me too.
Anyway, fine, here are boobies. Happy Tuesday.
I enjoyed the story and how you described your husband slacking off on you..made me laugh. Also love the boob pictures, as always!!
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Your boobies are life, darling!
thank you
I enjoyed the story and how you described your husband slacking off on you..made me laugh. Also love the boob pictures, as always!!
lol. well I do like keeping things amusing....ok i guess risque and amusing.
thank you. that is good, because I am out of creative images to post (though i do still have much of my lifetime of dirty life experiences I haven't shared, maybe someday I will get through them), but yup I think I am out of creative things for my tits to do lol.
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Gorgeous, not afraid to get a little dirty, and he the ability to improvise at a moments notice! Plus know how useful duct tape can be! What is not to like?! Did I mention gorgeous?
you make my heart skip a beat! ***sigh*** 
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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so, my work computer needs to reboot to apply updates, what better time to jack off a little
and imgur just informed me that my account is 1 year old today. I guess it has been one year since I shared my first at least slightly indecent picture on lit. hum, it does always start with one picture, and before you know it, there are 1000 pictures or more.
anyway.
bored at work
and a little sneaky, silly, sassy, slightly slutty video to pass the time.
https://www.***********/s/vmunv1qwihrfi2d/V_20180808_1144022.mp4?dl=0
and damn, my computer is still at 92% lol.
and imgur just informed me that my account is 1 year old today. I guess it has been one year since I shared my first at least slightly indecent picture on lit. hum, it does always start with one picture, and before you know it, there are 1000 pictures or more.
anyway.
bored at work
and a little sneaky, silly, sassy, slightly slutty video to pass the time.
https://www.***********/s/vmunv1qwihrfi2d/V_20180808_1144022.mp4?dl=0
and damn, my computer is still at 92% lol.
scotluvsoral
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so, my work computer needs to reboot to apply updates, what better time to jack off a little
and imgur just informed me that my account is 1 year old today. I guess it has been one year since I shared my first at least slightly indecent picture on lit. hum, it does always start with one picture, and before you know it, there are 1000 pictures or more.
anyway.
bored at work
and a little sneaky, silly, sassy, slightly slutty video to pass the time.
https://www.***********/s/vmunv1qwihrfi2d/V_20180808_1144022.mp4?dl=0
and damn, my computer is still at 92% lol.
You may be bored but watching you, is anything but boring!!! Gorgeous!!!
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Gorgeous, not afraid to get a little dirty, and he the ability to improvise at a moments notice! Plus know how useful duct tape can be! What is not to like?! Did I mention gorgeous?
oh I get real dirty, just ask my cars lol. and duct tape is awesome, though if one decides to make an outfit entirely out of tape and tape only, I recommend bondage tape over duct taped, well unless in public, duct tape holds much better, but much tougher to remove a duct tape dress than a bondage tape dress, just saying. See I am that crafty, pinterest, soccer moms, damn it.
You may be bored but watching you, is anything but boring!!! Gorgeous!!!
my work boredom often leads to entertaining activities
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so, my work computer needs to reboot to apply updates, what better time to jack off a little
and imgur just informed me that my account is 1 year old today. I guess it has been one year since I shared my first at least slightly indecent picture on lit. hum, it does always start with one picture, and before you know it, there are 1000 pictures or more.
anyway.
bored at work
and a little sneaky, silly, sassy, slightly slutty video to pass the time.
https://www.***********/s/vmunv1qwihrfi2d/V_20180808_1144022.mp4?dl=0
and damn, my computer is still at 92% lol.
As gorgeous, alluring and as arousing as ever. You are truly an absolutely desirable woman.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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As gorgeous, alluring and as arousing as ever. You are truly an absolutely desirable woman.
well thanks. gotta love my cubical antics lol.
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A unbridled beauty. Makes the day brighter
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The Cubicle Gods Approve.
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oh I get real dirty, just ask my cars lol. and duct tape is awesome, though if one decides to make an outfit entirely out of tape and tape only, I recommend bondage tape over duct taped, well unless in public, duct tape holds much better, but much tougher to remove a duct tape dress than a bondage tape dress, just saying. See I am that crafty, pinterest, soccer moms, damn it.
my work boredom often leads to entertaining activities
Mmm well it sounds like someone has plenty of experience dealing with duct tape and bondage tape.
Oh to be one of your coworkers!
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well thank you
awesome, now if they could just give me the reward of stopping cubicle visitors who want things other to say hi and chit chat from coming over, that would be great. Though I will say most people are actually just coming by to say hi, so I guess, that is my reward. but then as I was typing this, a guy above me came over, asked me for a quick hand with something, then pretty much just handed over what he wanted help with making it my responsibility, and left with "thank you sweetheart:.
Yeah, he better be buying me lunch tomorrow lol. I expect at least lunch when I get fucked by someone above me who then calls me sweetheart haha.
Mmm well it sounds like someone has plenty of experience dealing with duct tape and bondage tape.
Oh to be one of your coworkers!
well you know what they say about idle hands. plus, I look at something and often some unusual idea just hits me. I'm just one of those people.
As for my coworkers, I am pretty sure they have no idea. even the ones I have actually said completely true things (in my sarcastic tone lol)
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Steam powered computer. They all seem to pause for ages at 92% when on a large update.
Love the photos and the video. Bouncing boobies.
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On behalf of all of us .. happy anniversary!! and damn, you look good in red ...so, my work computer needs to reboot to apply updates, what better time to jack off a little
and imgur just informed me that my account is 1 year old today. I guess it has been one year since I shared my first at least slightly indecent picture on lit. hum, it does always start with one picture, and before you know it, there are 1000 pictures or more.
anyway.
bored at work
and a little sneaky, silly, sassy, slightly slutty video to pass the time.
https://www.***********/s/vmunv1qwihrfi2d/V_20180808_1144022.mp4?dl=0
and damn, my computer is still at 92% lol.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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lol so true. and yeah cubical videos a hard, I can only get away with so much in public, ya know. I dont really have any better ideas
I love all your antics... cubical and otherwise
thanks.
thank you.
and a flashback to my first picture post on lit.
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=87475438&postcount=3261
as for red, you aren't the first lit person to say that. though the hummingbird that just poked me did not seem so pleased.
so, my work computer needs to reboot to apply updates, what better time to jack off a little
and imgur just informed me that my account is 1 year old today. I guess it has been one year since I shared my first at least slightly indecent picture on lit. hum, it does always start with one picture, and before you know it, there are 1000 pictures or more.
anyway.
bored at work
and a little sneaky, silly, sassy, slightly slutty video to pass the time.
https://www.***********/s/vmunv1qwihrfi2d/V_20180808_1144022.mp4?dl=0
and damn, my computer is still at 92% lol.
what an attractive young lady. Your tits are awesome. Would rub on those night.
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I'm surprised they charge you at all! I figure with how gorgeous and sexy you are they would pay to work on your shit!
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Those oh so kissable lips, but in the tit pic, I would have to ask myself, "am I man enough to handle them?"
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The voices in your video seem near at hand, is that part of the thrill?
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WOW Pretty Lady, before I when in hospital you where not at 200 pages WOW
Yes I remember that set of pictures well.
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Yep, never had a speeding ticket. Not. I wish that were the case. Given my track record, I used to speed all the time when I was younger. I should have more tickets but don't. It's mostly local highways where the speed limit is only 55. They should change that. It makes no sense to go 70 or so surrounded by dozens of cars (lots of drivers which speed and drive recklessly) on the interstate but you can only go 55 out in the middle of nowhere. 65 or even 60 would be decent. But I don't bother going above the limit anymore because fuck getting a ticket.
lol. Naughty. The bouncing titties videos remind me of Christina Model. Yay for updates. I remember Windows Update had some problem that was a pain in the ass to fix. I think it was either stuck on 0% or said searching for updates but never completed the search. Something so simple but wants to be dumb.
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