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rbijon said:
You are not only very pretty, you are extraordinarily sexy....and fun;):kiss:
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It is all fun until the cops show up, but then I get to see who can really hang lol

Todger65 said:
When I read the text, I though you was going to use a vibe or dildo on you. Just My Pervy mind.

Titilating titties.
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Yeah sorry, office was really busy, the past two days the cleaning crew has been really off schedule so I didn't want to get in too deep.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
well happy friday

pre shower ass


during shower tits


post shower


and settled in at the office. my son gave me a friend to take to work today. isn't it cute
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What a sexy, spankable bottom, it's begging for some hand prints! Your pictures are great; your curves are delicious
 
rbijon said:
I am sure you could, but why bother when I am here:cool:
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Very valid point.

sinfulpleasure67 said:
It’s not all bad... they could borrow us their handcuffs! then the fun could really start! ;):devil: I’d do my best to hang with you! :D
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Ya know, in all my police related incidents, I have never been handcuffed. The man I was with, sure, but me, nope. It goes back to my wild hog theory. (I don't think you were around for that ramble, but men seem to see me how I see baby wild hogs. Ok adult wild hogs are massive, territorial, with intimidating displays of aggression. The babies are actually the same way. They stomp, and snort, and charge, and huff. They dig up all their rage and display it. Yet all I can think is things like "oh, look at the little pigly wiggle. Oh is you getting all angwy wangwy. Aww cute wittle angwy wangwy pigwy wiggwy. Let me scratch your head, aww. Bye little pigwy." Well yeah, seems to be how people see me, it is aw, oh hi little bitchy witchy, oh you are a feisty little bitchy witchy aren't you. Aw, just let me pat your ass. Yes sweetheart. Bye little bitchy.

Yeah that is the best I can explain it. Seriously, just once I'd like to be pulled over correctly. Or why handcuff him, while you talk to me, when I was the one guilty in the first place and he did nothing. I could be fucking dangerous, damn it, you don't know me.

Anyway, that is my cop handcuff rant. Lol. Am I really asking too much to have a cop actually handcuff me, just once. Now it is even worse as they have started calling me ma'am
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Very valid point.



Ya know, in all my police related incidents, I have never been handcuffed. The man I was with, sure, but me, nope. It goes back to my wild hog theory. (I don't think you were around for that ramble, but men seem to see me how I see baby wild hogs. Ok adult wild hogs are massive, territorial, with intimidating displays of aggression. The babies are actually the same way. They stomp, and snort, and charge, and huff. They dig up all their rage and display it. Yet all I can think is things like "oh, look at the little pigly wiggle. Oh is you getting all angwy wangwy. Aww cute wittle angwy wangwy pigwy wiggwy. Let me scratch your head, aww. Bye little pigwy." Well yeah, seems to be how people see me, it is aw, oh hi little bitchy witchy, oh you are a feisty little bitchy witchy aren't you. Aw, just let me pat your ass. Yes sweetheart. Bye little bitchy.

Yeah that is the best I can explain it. Seriously, just once I'd like to be pulled over correctly. Or why handcuff him, while you talk to me, when I was the one guilty in the first place and he did nothing. I could be fucking dangerous, damn it, you don't know me.

Anyway, that is my cop handcuff rant. Lol. Am I really asking too much to have a cop actually handcuff me, just once. Now it is even worse as they have started calling me ma'am
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Too bad, how about Pirate knots?
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Very valid point.



Ya know, in all my police related incidents, I have never been handcuffed. The man I was with, sure, but me, nope. It goes back to my wild hog theory. (I don't think you were around for that ramble, but men seem to see me how I see baby wild hogs. Ok adult wild hogs are massive, territorial, with intimidating displays of aggression. The babies are actually the same way. They stomp, and snort, and charge, and huff. They dig up all their rage and display it. Yet all I can think is things like "oh, look at the little pigly wiggle. Oh is you getting all angwy wangwy. Aww cute wittle angwy wangwy pigwy wiggwy. Let me scratch your head, aww. Bye little pigwy." Well yeah, seems to be how people see me, it is aw, oh hi little bitchy witchy, oh you are a feisty little bitchy witchy aren't you. Aw, just let me pat your ass. Yes sweetheart. Bye little bitchy.

Yeah that is the best I can explain it. Seriously, just once I'd like to be pulled over correctly. Or why handcuff him, while you talk to me, when I was the one guilty in the first place and he did nothing. I could be fucking dangerous, damn it, you don't know me.

Anyway, that is my cop handcuff rant. Lol. Am I really asking too much to have a cop actually handcuff me, just once. Now it is even worse as they have started calling me ma'am
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LOL! Funny rant! Well I’m not a cop, but I’ll dress up like one and totally handcuff you properly! ;) we’ll see where it goes from there Mrs. Dangerous .... ;):devil:
 
rbijon said:
Got a case of those puppies?;)
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Well they aren't that small. Just smaller than the cheap bum jugs I often specialize in. I'm classy like that. Might even admit to knowing most of the flavors of mad dog 20/20. Mmm, tastes like junior high. My favorite was grape. Told ya, all classy and shit.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well they aren't that small. Just smaller than the cheap bum jugs I often specialize in. I'm classy like that. Might even admit to knowing most of the flavors of mad dog 20/20. Mmm, tastes like junior high. My favorite was grape. Told ya, all classy and shit.
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Wine spodie odie?
You do know the classics!
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well, unfortunately, all the shit I know best has become "classics". I figure I am about 5 years away from screaming "get off my lawn" and throwing cats at people.
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Throwing cats takes a skill set that take a long time to learn. Did you start with hamsters?
As for me I am fairly accurate with a cat.
 
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