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"One Night in XXX” Story Event: Official Support Thread

gordo12 said:
How do you write with lack of blood to the brain :confused: :D
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MelissaBaby said:
Ok, well I don't get the joke, but I guess I just don't have enough blood going to my brain.
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Me thinks; Poor gordo saw the post about writing One Night In Melisa...thought about it for 30 seconds, the images racing through his mind. His mind overheated, his body throttled back the blood to his brain...and he realized it would be too risky for him to even try. In a desperate attempt to continue his quest to write that story, he called on the only help he could here on Lit...How do you (I) write this with lack of blood to the (my) brain.

The moral is; All women are responsible to be aware of, and take precautions for, the men who might read your thoughts shared on this forum. It's all fun until some poor guy has a seizure :eek:
 
yukonnights said:
Me thinks; Poor gordo saw the post about writing One Night In Melisa...thought about it for 30 seconds, the images racing through his mind. His mind overheated, his body throttled back the blood to his brain...and he realized it would be too risky for him to even try. In a desperate attempt to continue his quest to write that story, he called on the only help he could here on Lit...How do you (I) write this with lack of blood to the (my) brain.

The moral is; All women are responsible to be aware of, and take precautions for, the men who might read your thoughts shared on this forum. It's all fun until some poor guy has a seizure :eek:
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How offensive. Took me only about 1/3 of a second not 30.

Fortunately having been married for 30+ years I'm immune to the physical symptoms unless I'm on my knees begging. Then it's sort of a... Pavlov reaction.:nana:

Younger writers may not be so lucky!
 
yukonnights said:
Me thinks; Poor gordo saw the post about writing One Night In Melisa...thought about it for 30 seconds, the images racing through his mind. His mind overheated, his body throttled back the blood to his brain...and he realized it would be too risky for him to even try. In a desperate attempt to continue his quest to write that story, he called on the only help he could here on Lit...How do you (I) write this with lack of blood to the (my) brain.

The moral is; All women are responsible to be aware of, and take precautions for, the men who might read your thoughts shared on this forum. It's all fun until some poor guy has a seizure :eek:
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I completely misread Gordo's post, and saw insult where none was intended.

Ironically, I like to joke and wisecrack here on occasion, because I think the AH has just a little bit of a tendency to take itself too seriously. And then I did exactly that.

Gordo is a good guy, whether engorged or flaccid.
 
YDB95 said:
It's almost the 14th over here, but I can certainly re-submit tomorrow if that's an issue.
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I don’t think it’s an issue. I’ll PM Laurel and check but as long as the notes entry is there it should be good.
 
MelissaBaby said:
I completely misread Gordo's post, and saw insult where none was intended.

Ironically, I like to joke and wisecrack here on occasion, because I think the AH has just a little bit of a tendency to take itself too seriously. And then I did exactly that.

Gordo is a good guy, whether engorged or flaccid.
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Well, if you like him it is only prudent to heed my words to all the ladies here. Yee know not your power, nor the weakness of the 'others'. The importance of proper blood flow is of critical importance to their sense of well being :D

Hmmm, I thought the serious act was required dress. Maybe I shall join you in a small revolt...that should lift Hypxia's spirits too—maybe even inspire him to finish his story with a burst of irreverence!
 
I've decided to go an entirely different route.

"One Night in Bordeaux" (subtitle: A Cinderella story)
 
rescatooor said:
Ok. Mine is settled. It will be One Night in Foxton. And it will be finished soon. I had a few doubts about it since it is such a small town in NZ, but I decided to deliberately misname the school the characters break into and I'll put a disclaimer at the beginning that all the events and characters are fictional. It's a town of 2-3k people so... Yeah. Maybe necessary.

Vilnius isn't that much about the place itself so I'm not going to submit that one for this challenge.
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There is two parts to Foxton- Foxton Town and Foxton Beach.
 
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MelissaBaby said:
Noboy took me up on that "One Night In Melissa" idea. :(
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Sorry, must have missed the post. I did look Melissa up to find a town and stumbled on the Wikipedia entry. You have a name with a very impressive pedigree. It said that your namesake was a nymph who discovered and taught the use of honey. I have jotted that fact down and in fair warning, you may make an appearance in the next Muddle story arc. He loves nymphs.

james
 
gordo12 said:
Arches fingers over keyboard....stops and thinks....chickens out :D
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I was born down south on a chicken farm in Nashville Tennessee
Weren't nobody there but a sky full of air, 17 billion chickens and me
Well then one day I said Hey Hey Hey , think I'll drop a little LSD
well it blew my mind and I got real kind and I set those chickens free...​
Set your chickens free.
 
JamesMiehoff said:
Sorry, must have missed the post. I did look Melissa up to find a town and stumbled on the Wikipedia entry. You have a name with a very impressive pedigree. It said that your namesake was a nymph who discovered and taught the use of honey. I have jotted that fact down and in fair warning, you may make an appearance in the next Muddle story arc. He loves nymphs.

james
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Well, of course. That's where the "Honeybunch" nickname my husband gave me comes from in My Fall And Rise.

Nah, not really, sometimes you just get lucky.
 
I may still submit but it's not dirty erotica. Might be innocent...something?

But it's not finished, I've been sewing the past few days instead of writing.
 
Hypoxia said:
I was born down south on a chicken farm in Nashville Tennessee
Weren't nobody there but a sky full of air, 17 billion chickens and me
Well then one day I said Hey Hey Hey , think I'll drop a little LSD
well it blew my mind and I got real kind and I set those chickens free...​
Set your chickens free.
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Why do I have the urge to set that to banjo music??? :D

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Story finished and in edit now. Should easily make the deadline.

Going to be a change in the title though.
 
Two submitted: "One Night in San Francisco" (light angst) and "One Night in Beirut" (heavy angst) (and thanks to Hypoxia for mentioning Beirut)
 
MelissaBaby said:
I submitted in Erotic Couplings, but it isn’t a good fit anywhere.
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Uh, where does alien coupling go? I'd think Scifi but it is short for there. I'm not sure how the short thing happened. I never do short.

Anyway, one more quick look over and I'll stick it somewhere.
 
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