One reason I love lit: freedom to make an ass of yourself

MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:

Don't worry Trova- you're exempt. When you marry an Englishman, you can say "arse" and "bounding up in pairs" and call other women "slags". I've only fucked them. I think that gets you a free pass to the London Dungeons, but not much more.
I could probably manage a ride in the London Eye and an ice lolly.

GL
 
TheEarl said:
And now you're all going on ignore for misspelling 'arse' :D.

The Earl

I don't think it's misspelled. To me an ass is something to shake, that looks good in tight jeans, and even to occasionally be entered via.

An arse, on the other hand, is something I pooh out of. Or something I feel like when I make a fool of myself.

Ass-good. Arse-bad.
 
Originally posted by cahab An arse, on the other hand, is something I pooh out of. Ass-good. Arse-bad.
Dear Cahab,
It's certainly a lot better than not having one. Think about that.
Philosophically,
MG
 
Well, yeah.

Originally posted by perdita MG: what's philosophy got to do with it? Shit is shit.
Oh, okay. Change "Philosophically" to "Excrementologically." Better?
MG
 
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