One toke over the line, sweet jesus ... one toke over the line ...

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....most handsome, big dicked, non-pointy eared, non-forked tongued, whitey ass, most gracious host! :cathappy:

Hiya Bill :D
Hey ... you look pretty good caught in the middle like that! :cool:

And don't call my ass whitey unless the MF dude is around. Other people will think your a damned racist! :D
 
Hey ... you look pretty good caught in the middle like that! :cool:

And don't call my ass whitey unless the MF dude is around. Other people will think your a damned racist! :D



Rats, if Fred asks about me, you never saw me :eek:




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a) That would be a lie!

b) I only lie for sex!

c) 1 blowjob keeps your racism our lil' secret!

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a) Not really, you never DID see me, although you could have done so :rolleyes:

b) For sex with whom? :confused:

c) 1 blowjob of mine will keep you whimpering for more and you couldn't care less if I was head of the KKK for crying out loud :cool:





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a) Not really, you never DID see me, although you could have done so :rolleyes:

b) For sex with whom? :confused:

c) 1 blowjob of mine will keep you whimpering for more and you couldn't care less if I was head of the KKK for crying out loud :cool:
a) :eek: What you mean, greeko nymph!!! :mad: I've seen you NAKED for cripes sake!!! :cool: Plus ... I've seen your buttocks as viewed through a wide screen lens! :)

b) I usually lay down for sex with anybody ... although if you prefer I stand, we can go that route I guess! ;)

c) Now that the hoard of black people who were quietly loitering on this thread have left, I hope your happy! :mad:

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a) :eek: What you mean, greeko nymph!!! :mad: I've seen you NAKED for cripes sake!!! :cool: Plus ... I've seen your buttocks as viewed through a wide screen lens! :)

b) I usually lay down for sex with anybody ... although if you prefer I stand, we can go that route I guess! ;)

c) Now that the hoard of black people who were quietly loitering on this thread have left, I hope your happy! :mad:

:D


a) Somehow I knew you were directly involved with the latest satellite launch :rolleyes:

b) Sunshine, I am definitely NOT anybody! Sooo... if you are secretly hoping you might stand a chance, you'll need to try harder...

and longer...

and juicier... :cool:

c) And guess just where they are gathered now! :nana:



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I love...

a) Somehow I knew you were directly involved with the latest satellite launch :rolleyes:

b) Sunshine, I am definitely NOT anybody! Sooo... if you are secretly hoping you might stand a chance, you'll need to try harder...

and longer...

and juicier... :cool:

c) And guess just where they are gathered now! :nana:



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The juicy part. :D
 
It's not a hijack unless it goes on for a whole page. One post is just a minor borrowing! :D

and to think that my little post to MF which I don't think he noticed lead to 2 whole pages being added to tommy's thread!!!

what's next?... arranging for some Greek KKK card holding femme fatale terrorist to hijack the one incher in the hopes of adding 2 inches???

hmmm.. come to think about it.. those juicy parts might just be able to accomplish such a miracle!! :devil:
 
Ya know ... not that that's a bad ass (so to speak) in that pic, but I like the one on your AV better! ;)

Oh but it's mutual!

I'm still looking forward to that one day to honey....trust me!
Ohhhhhhhh ... would you 2 stop this luv fest stuff! This is a respectable thread with highly intellectual people posting to it. :cool:

Lots of one liners here today and even one worders.


HAPPY​

HUMPERS​
DAY​
OK! :rolleyes: So forget what I just posted. Let the luv fest continue! :D
Hi sexy Tom
And another sexxy ass joins the ruckus. Hi there, cutey! ;)

and to think that my little post to MF which I don't think he noticed lead to 2 whole pages being added to tommy's thread!!!

what's next?... arranging for some Greek KKK card holding femme fatale terrorist to hijack the one incher in the hopes of adding 2 inches???

hmmm.. come to think about it.. those juicy parts might just be able to accomplish such a miracle!!
You really shouldn't think about those sort of things. It's likely to make your head explode. :cool:

And yes ... whichever one you'd like to plug into that sentence is fine! ;)

Happy Turdsday
:nana:
Everybody!!!
 
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