See what ya did there, lingsy ding!Good Moaning "Tommy"
well you had your chance yesterday to do what ever
today its the real thing, so Happy Hump Day Hun
whatever & whom ever your gonna do it to
You scared away all the whatevers and whomevers that I was maybe thinkin' about gonna do it's with! 
DamnSee what ya did there, lingsy ding!
Happy Post Humpers Day
Everybody!!!
I should have brought someone along that you might have liked 
Out of here for a long weekend! You kids behave!
Out of here for a long weekend! You kids behave!
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Gee, I had to go and Google for a definition of "kids".... nobody has called me that for a couple of centuries now
and since I seriously doubt that grannies fall into the category of kids, I get to MISbehave all I want!
Eat your heart out, kids!
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Cum on down, granny and us old folks will misbehave together.
But make it quick, because I'm outta here in about 30 minutes for a long weekend myself. You know it's Mother's Day here in the states so I gotta go play with my kids' mother.
Cum on down, granny and us old folks will misbehave together.
But make it quick, because I'm outta here in about 30 minutes for a long weekend myself. You know it's Mother's Day here in the states so I gotta go play with my kids' mother.
Hey you! It was a nice long weekend. Lots of boating, relaxing, a few gatherings to attend ... and some minor work around the house just to keep things balanced out!
Speaking strictly mentally hons ... in which case you fit to a T.
Wellllllll ... then lets just look like we're behaving ... and let our hands wander underneath the desk!
You gotta?!?
Is that a mothers day rule, or sumtin'?!? See there?!?
I'm betting the judge wouldn't think so.
Hey there, sugah beans! You can stop by and pass on that stuff any time you want.Stops in & leaves Hugs & Morning
Have a scrumptious Tuesday Hun
Hey emms! How's that hot bod of yours doin? Slow day at lit yesterday I guess. Oh well ... maybe more people today.Happy Hump Day my sweet handsome Tom.
Glad you had a great week-end.
Hey there, sugah beans! You can stop by and pass on that stuff any time you want.
Hey emms! How's that hot bod of yours doin? Slow day at lit yesterday I guess. Oh well ... maybe more people today.
Happy Humpers Day
Everybody
A wife and a husband decided they needed to use a "code word" for sex when the children were within earshot. The code word they decided on was "typewriter".
One day, the husband said to his daughter, "Honey, please go tell your mother that Daddy wants to type a letter."
The daughter told her mother, who replied, "Tell Daddy he can't type a letter today. There's a red ribbon in the typewriter."
A few days later, the mother said to her daughter, "You can tell Daddy the typewriter is fixed now and he can type his letter."
A few minutes later, the daughter came back and said, "Daddy says he doesn't need to type a letter anymore... he wrote the letter by hand!"
A wife and a husband decided they needed to use a "code word" for sex when the children were within earshot. The code word they decided on was "typewriter".
One day, the husband said to his daughter, "Honey, please go tell your mother that Daddy wants to type a letter."
The daughter told her mother, who replied, "Tell Daddy he can't type a letter today. There's a red ribbon in the typewriter."
A few days later, the mother said to her daughter, "You can tell Daddy the typewriter is fixed now and he can type his letter."
A few minutes later, the daughter came back and said, "Daddy says he doesn't need to type a letter anymore... he wrote the letter by hand!"
Gee, I had to go and Google for a definition of "kids".... nobody has called me that for a couple of centuries now
and since I seriously doubt that grannies fall into the category of kids, I get to MISbehave all I want!
Eat your heart out, kids!
.
Mornin' lingy ding. My hump days are always exciting, dear. But then thursdays hold up there pretty well too!Good Moaning {{{{Tommy}}}}
well Iam back again, loaded with hugs~smooches &
have an exciting Hump Day Hun
Welllllllll ... the she probably could have produced the red smoke signals ...
OK ... we're done with humpin' day. So I hereby proclaim this as spread wide for oral clean-up day!
Wow ...
... your wife must have awful short periods! I'll have you know I have impeccable eyesight ...
Maybe she was saying that her grandma smells like farts when she kisses her!
