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I was going to dedicate this to that greeky girl ...

... but since I'm being so nice to her this week, I'll just leave this undedicated. ;)

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A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.
 
Lol...

hongluobo said:
and to think that my little post to MF which I don't think he noticed lead to 2 whole pages being added to tommy's thread!!!

what's next?... arranging for some Greek KKK card holding femme fatale terrorist to hijack the one incher in the hopes of adding 2 inches???

hmmm.. come to think about it.. those juicy parts might just be able to accomplish such a miracle!! :devil:
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Oh yeah...I noticed, and thanks Hong for the mention on the series. Was a fun one to write!
 
TomOne said:
I was going to dedicate this to that greeky girl ...

... but since I'm being so nice to her this week, I'll just leave this undedicated. ;)

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A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.
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Lol :D x
 
Lol...

Lance Hardrock said:
No problem. You are in the lead btw at 11:04 Pacific Time. :)
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Maybe so....but its WAY early yet, and I'm pretty sure that in the end someone else will no doubt be far out ahead. Such is the way Lit is these days, but appreciate the vote of confidence for my stories none-the-less.

Had to laugh at Hon...he's really enjoying my newest series, "I'll show you mine if..." So I did another chapter for him. :D
 
Many Feathers said:
Maybe so....but its WAY early yet, and I'm pretty sure that in the end someone else will no doubt be far out ahead. Such is the way Lit is these days, but appreciate the vote of confidence for my stories none-the-less.

Had to laugh at Hon...he's really enjoying my newest series, "I'll show you mine if..." So I did another chapter for him. :D
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:D:D:D:D
 
Dumpling said:
Oh, & here I thought she looked sexier & had bigger Boobs as well
Good Morning Tommy & Everybody
http://gallery.photo.net/photo/7063397-lg.jpg
got to take the Umbrella today
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That's one wierd ass umbrella ... over a gorgeous bod. We're in the middle of a severe draught. First time I think I've caught myself wishing for some of the weather you're having! :D

_me_ said:
Lol x
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Hey girl. Drop by and laugh any time you want! ;)

Many Feathers said:
Voting has begun on your favorite authors and stories. Don't forget to go and vote for them!

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=652135
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I thought you native folks were supposed to be mild and humble and all that stuff. :confused:

Welllllll ... except when it comes to bed. Then I hear the mildness goes away! :D

Lance Hardrock said:
No problem. You are in the lead btw at 11:04 Pacific Time.
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I'm sure if the dude mentions pussy just once in his story, you're all in for it, mister erecto! ;)

hongluobo said:
:D:D
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As they always say ... a smiley hong is a happy hong! :cool:

Happy Monday
:nana:
Everybody!!!​
 
Good Moaning {{{Tommy}}}:kiss::kiss:
hey you can always go & jump in the Ocean if its to dry ~ guess Huricane Season is coming soon as well, so you will have your share of wet;)
 
TomOne said:
That's one wierd ass umbrella ... over a gorgeous bod. We're in the middle of a severe draught. First time I think I've caught myself wishing for some of the weather you're having! :D

Hey girl. Drop by and laugh any time you want! ;)

I thought you native folks were supposed to be mild and humble and all that stuff. :confused:

Welllllll ... except when it comes to bed. Then I hear the mildness goes away! :D

I'm sure if the dude mentions pussy just once in his story, you're all in for it, mister erecto! ;)

As they always say ... a smiley hong is a happy hong! :cool:

Happy Monday
:nana:
Everybody!!!​
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damn, I knew there was a reason the Buford dam gates were open...
 
That sorta...

TomOne said:
That's one wierd ass umbrella ... over a gorgeous bod. We're in the middle of a severe draught. First time I think I've caught myself wishing for some of the weather you're having! :D

Hey girl. Drop by and laugh any time you want! ;)

I thought you native folks were supposed to be mild and humble and all that stuff. :confused:

Welllllll ... except when it comes to bed. Then I hear the mildness goes away! :D

I'm sure if the dude mentions pussy just once in his story, you're all in for it, mister erecto! ;)

As they always say ... a smiley hong is a happy hong! :cool:

Happy Monday
:nana:
Everybody!!!​
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Looks like something Ran might do...walking about in the rain. :D
 
Morning my sweet Tom, wishing you a wonderful Tuesday. Seems I have a lot of catching up to do ;) But there is no better tread than yours:devil:
:kiss::kiss::kiss:
 
Dumpling said:
Good Moaning {{{Tommy}}}
hey you can always go & jump in the Ocean if its to dry ~ guess Huricane Season is coming soon as well, so you will have your share of wet
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Definitely need some more wet in my life. :p

george55 said:
damn, I knew there was a reason the Buford dam gates were open...
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Yeah ... welll you just keep that damned thing open. We got oysters that want your water, ya know?!? ;)

Many Feathers said:
Looks like something Ran might do...walking about in the rain.
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Probably why she's so wrinkly these days! :)

:eek:

Just don't tell her I said that!!! It'll be our lil' secret ... k?!? :cool:
emmy_christina said:
Morning my sweet Tom, wishing you a wonderful Tuesday. Seems I have a lot of catching up to do ;) But there is no better tread than yours:
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Thanks hon! I've always kinda liked my tread too! :D

hongluobo said:
:nana:
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Oh mannnnnnn ... not the dancing nana ... in triplicate nonetheless. Next thing ya know you'll be naked and trying to act like an eagle or sumtin! ;)

Happy Happy Tooosday
:nana:
Everybody!!!​
 
TomOne said:
Oh mannnnnnn ... not the dancing nana ... in triplicate nonetheless. Next thing ya know you'll be naked and trying to act like an eagle or sumtin! ;)
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thought you would like me being a man of few words ;) and dancing with eagles (oops that is more MF's territory) weren't those the days!.... i miss them :(
 
hongluobo said:
thought you would like me being a man of few words ;) and dancing with eagles (oops that is more MF's territory) weren't those the days!.... i miss them :(
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Yeah ... the good ol' days when you could actually post a pic of a friggin' erection! :cool:

Wellllll ... truth be told, I think they're actually calming down a bit on that ... or maybe they just think I'm too old to count anymore. :D
 
My sweet Tom, wanted to wish you a horny day, but since your always that:cool:

HAVE A GREAT SUPPER NAUGHTY HORNY HUMP DAY:D:devil:
:kiss::kiss::kiss:
 
Dumpling said:
http://www.forbiddenaxis.com/graphics/sex/albums/days/24-2-tue-7_191_fba-33.jpg
{{{{{{Tommy}}}}}
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Oh my ... :eek: ... a BDSM sorta day, hey?!? Do you wanna be the tier or the tiee, so to speak? It's kinda equivalent to top or bottom for the non-BDSM world! :cool:

Galene said:
I looked everywhere but couldn't find a naked eagle... such stupid prudish birds

I did find a couple who were willing to dance though...
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Ya know ... I never really thought about it before, but if you look closely, you don't even see a HINT of a bulge underneath those crotch feathers. :cool: I think they eat all the other animal life around just to deal with the insecurity complex of having such small wee-wee's! ;)

Many Feathers said:
I'm ALWAYS willing to dance for you!!!!!!
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STOP THE PRESS!!! STOP THE PRESS!!! Native dude is acting horny again! :D

Galene said:
I started your book yesterday
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I knew you were taking spanish ... but when did you pick up on native american?!? Your an amazing damned women! :)

emmy_christina said:
My sweet Tom, wanted to wish you a horny day, but since your always that

HAVE A GREAT SUPPER NAUGHTY HORNY HUMP DAY
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Sometimes I think horny is overrated ...

:eek:

... unless it leads to satisfaction, that is! :D

Happy Horny Satisfied Humpers Day
:nana:
Everybody!!!​
 
Good Moaning "Tommy":kiss::kiss:
well you had your chance yesterday to do what ever;)
today its the real thing, so Happy Hump Day Hun:D
whatever & whom ever your gonna do it to :D
 
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