Oral Servitude 3

[JerseyJade]

This is so me. I really need to find an office job

 

[Miles Long]

This is so me. I really need to find an office job

*pages assistant* Yes can you go ahead and push my 2:30 to 3:00? My 2:00 and I are going to need some extra time.

 

[melimelissa]

Vous avez faim?

Alors - mangez:

 

[Dreamliner]

Time for some.......

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

The slow lick

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Well here we have my two favorite things in one pic

 

[devilsanus]

Ahhhhh...one of my favorite kinds of licks.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Ahhhhh...one of my favorite kinds of licks.

Adds *footnote

 

[Dreamer110]

Alors - mangez:

Mmm, two nights ago. Delicious.

 

[Farawyn]

Good morning.

Shaved or not? Ladies and gents, please.

I like a man unshaven. He’s a man. It smells better, and I love rubbing my face in him.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Good morning.

Shaved or not? Ladies and gents, please.

I like a man unshaven. He’s a man. It smells better, and I love rubbing my face in him.

Unshaven for sure... maybe a smidge of trimming. Nothing ruins a bj faster than a hair getting stuck in the back of your throat. #notthegagiwasgoingfor

 

[Angedesoleil]

Unshaven for sure... maybe a smidge of trimming. Nothing ruins a bj faster than a hair getting stuck in the back of your throat. #notthegagiwasgoingfor

Thiiissss this so much this. Yes, Farawyn, I agree if he smells like himself ( no I'm not explaining that nope I stand by my statement) but I do not like coughing up hairballs.
Bleh.

 

[justlikebob]

Ready to serve

 

[Farawyn]

Ready to serve

Please post a gif or use your words.

 

[dacoach44]

Mmmmmmmmm...

https://i.imgur.com/RKnzldG.gifv

 

[Farawyn]

https://i.imgur.com/RKnzldG.gifv

Those are some impressive balls.

 

[PuckIt]

Good morning.

Shaved or not? Ladies and gents, please.

I like a man unshaven. He’s a man. It smells better, and I love rubbing my face in him.

Unshaven for sure... maybe a smidge of trimming. Nothing ruins a bj faster than a hair getting stuck in the back of your throat. #notthegagiwasgoingfor

Thiiissss this so much this. Yes, Farawyn, I agree if he smells like himself ( no I'm not explaining that nope I stand by my statement) but I do not like coughing up hairballs.
Bleh.

Actually...

**pause for the obligatory "oh shit, not this windbag again"**

In my case, I'm more than a bit hirsute.

When that long ago first gal gave me my first experience receiving oral, there was quite a bit of problem with that old hair stuck in the back of the throat. Silly me, I decided that if I got rid of the forest, I might get a few more. I didn't actually have enough experience to understand that she didn't actually enjoy giving them but just did because she thought that was what she was supposed to do.


Any road, I pulled out the machete and the weed whacker and whatever else it took. And eventually worked my way down to "bare as a babies butt."


Which I'm sure looked abso-fucking-lutely hilarious since the rest of me looks like an unshorn sasquatchoid except for the triangle from hip to hip and right about from my waist down to my asshole.


I kept it up for a number of years and I don't know that I ever would have stopped except for Love pointed out that she would rather have at least some undergrowth around the main trunk. Of course, then again, she was the first person who ever managed to get me to understand that at least some people found my built-in fur coat actively attractive.

HOWEVER, after about three months of free growth, she pointed out that maybe a little trimming back couldn't hurt in between hacking up a furball. Just so long as I didn't go back to my scorch and burn tactics. (Yes, in fact, I was considering stock in Ballsbalm at one point.)

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Good morning.

Shaved or not? Ladies and gents, please.

I like a man unshaven. He’s a man. It smells better, and I love rubbing my face in him.

shaven or closely trimmed for her. I don't mind some hair. it doesn't interfere with my tongue/lips/teeth doing their thing.

very lightly trimmed for myself. I'm a man, and like to appear so. And I don't worry about the whole "tree looks bigger without the shrubbery" thing. As long as she's good with it, me too.

 

[Farawyn]

shaven or closely trimmed for her. I don't mind some hair. it doesn't interfere with my tongue/lips/teeth doing their thing.

very lightly trimmed for myself. I'm a man, and like to appear so. And I don't worry about the whole "tree looks bigger without the shrubbery" thing. As long as she's good with it, me too.

We know how big it is. The hair, or lack thereof, doesn’t do a thing for size.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

We know how big it is. The hair, or lack thereof, doesn’t do a thing for size.

precisely my point, though said less directly.

 

[Farawyn]

precisely my point, though said less directly.

Well. You know me.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Well. You know me.

yup. why use 15 words when three get the job done?

 

[Farawyn]

yup. why use 15 words when three get the job done?

How do you prefer her?

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

Good morning.

Shaved or not? Ladies and gents, please.

I like a man unshaven. He’s a man. It smells better, and I love rubbing my face in him.

Since you asked -- I do have a preference for neatly trimmed or shaven, but lack of those features is never a deal-breaker, so to speak.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

How do you prefer her?

shaven or closely trimmed for her. I don't mind a little hair. it doesn't interfere with my tongue/lips/teeth doing their thing.

so I don't have to retype it.