Oral Servitude

[neci]

I want to stand right there. Strategically. During the rowing. It won't take too long to work off 100 calories.

http://www.phillyhealthinfo.org/images/uploads/GymCreeps.jpg

open wide! one! two! three!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Calling the stroke like galley slaves?

Or like a coxswain.

That's a bad pun.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

open wide! one! two! three!

Let's work on a new feature and pitch it to Women's Health.

 

[CaresseDArcy]

Glad ya'll liked the pics and the quote Thanks

Neci, the nutrition label was great and so in the spirit of the sperm fitness and nutrition program that has begun to develop... here are my contributions...

Ps... although I am a rotten matchmaker, after reading this:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=252966

perhaps this is someone you would like to get to know Rosco http://www.myspace.com/blog/fayekane/509514240?swapped=true

 

[rosco rathbone]

Glad ya'll liked the pics and the quote Thanks

Neci, the nutrition label was great and so in the spirit of the sperm fitness and nutrition program that has begun to develop... here are my contributions...

Ps... although I am a rotten matchmaker, after reading this:



perhaps this is someone you would like to get to know Rosco http://www.myspace.com/blog/fayekane/509514240?swapped=true

Thanks for that link Caresse, reminds me of the old pervy days on Livejournal, when there was quite a little community of extreme weirdoes all interacting merrily.

I think you could survive on considerably less than a quart of fresh seed per day, probably not in good health though.

 

[neci]

okay. so i should probably post this on the fitness dom thread over in the café, but i'm more at home here. i want exercises tailored to improving oralist skills. i hate the gym. i would rather scrub the toilet while mimicking a handjob than run. i need shorter exercises that i can incorporate into everyday living. something like doing squats instead of bending to pick things up off the floor. any random ideas?

 

[rosco rathbone]

okay. so i should probably post this on the fitness dom thread over in the café, but i'm more at home here. i want exercises tailored to improving oralist skills. i hate the gym. i would rather scrub the toilet while mimicking a handjob than run. i need shorter exercises that i can incorporate into everyday living. something like doing squats instead of bending to pick things up off the floor. any random ideas?

How about getting your SO to reward you with oral for every xx number of lbs lost, or minutes of exercise done, and so on.

 

[CaresseDArcy]

i want exercises tailored to improving oralist skills.

I want to be sure I am on the right track as far as understanding this before I offer up thoughts that may not be what you meant... I am thinking you want to focus on strengthening the muscle groups that make spending many delightful hours in that pursuit more “comfortable”?

My apologies if I have misunderstood.

 

[neci]

How about getting your SO to reward you with oral for every xx number of lbs lost, or minutes of exercise done, and so on.

i like oral rewards.

I want to be sure I am on the right track as far as understanding this before I offer up thoughts that may not be what you meant... I am thinking you want to focus on strengthening the muscle groups that make spending many delightful hours in that pursuit more “comfortable”?

My apologies if I have misunderstood.

you are right on target. i'm really tired right now, but the next chance i get, i'll post some things i already do.

 

[SirLeo]

Or like a coxswain.

That's a bad pun.

Way back when, I was a coxswain, in fact certified heavy weather and surfman! I think it impressed the ladies as I usually had more than any man could hope for.....
Now I have just one lady who is more than any man could ever hope for!

 

[SirLeo]

okay. so i should probably post this on the fitness dom thread over in the café, but i'm more at home here. i want exercises tailored to improving oralist skills. i hate the gym. i would rather scrub the toilet while mimicking a handjob than run. i need shorter exercises that i can incorporate into everyday living. something like doing squats instead of bending to pick things up off the floor. any random ideas?

The obvious one is doing squats above your man's cock!

 

[CaresseDArcy]

Thanks for that link Caresse, reminds me of the old pervy days on Livejournal, when there was quite a little community of extreme weirdoes all interacting merrily.

I think you could survive on considerably less than a quart of fresh seed per day, probably not in good health though.

Your welcome and I must admit a community of extreme weirdos all interacting merrily... brought a chuckle.

As for the quart thing... my initial reaction was that it did seemed like a lot more than was likely needed to survive. I still think survival, albeit as you said probably not in good health, might still be possible with a smaller amount. However, after considering it I think the quart is still pretty accurate. If I am thinking it through correctly

With there being 192 tsp in a quart and the average ejaculation being only about 5 calories per tsp that would provide her with 960 calories each day. The lowest estimate of calorie intake for a sedentary woman to sustain life is 1100 (though that is likely still a little high). Without knowing precisely how many calories she will burn, I am going to estimate it not to be more than 1100, which seems safe enough since a sedentary woman weighing 130 lbs would burn about 1400 calories. That being the case she can still survive on an intake that is 15% less than that output. Which would be 935 calories. That would be the bare minimum to survive and it would still be questionable how long it could be maintained.

Anyway... a sure sign I need to get to bed is when I am overthinking this type of thing

you are right on target. i'm really tired right now, but the next chance i get, i'll post some things i already do.

That works I like comparing notes, gives me new ideas.

 

[neci]

The obvious one is doing squats above your man's cock!

while reciting poetry with exaggerated faces.

 

[neci]

That works I like comparing notes, gives me new ideas.

i like things i can do in everyday life. one example is that last year, my electric kitchen beaters broke. i had to make this dish that called for beaten egg whites. i could have gone out and bought the beaters, but it was almost like this challenge. about five minutes in with the wire whisk, i was shocked how out of shape my wrists were. it takes a while to do it right. i'm learning. i still haven't replaced the beaters, and i cook a lot. either that or bad sexual sweep/mop dancing. i hate cleaning the house. i need to entertain myself, or i will wander off to something else.

 

[NomadLady]

Oral applause...

I guess it's a good thing when you get an actual hand-clapping applause for making a Dom cum who claims to practice orgasm control???!!!??? hehe

I'm two for three with him and the one strike out was his nervousness over unfamiliar surroundings....

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Way back when, I was a coxswain, in fact certified heavy weather and surfman! I think it impressed the ladies as I usually had more than any man could hope for.....
Now I have just one lady who is more than any man could ever hope for!

Woman love a nice hard coxswain.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

i like things i can do in everyday life. one example is that last year, my electric kitchen beaters broke. i had to make this dish that called for beaten egg whites. i could have gone out and bought the beaters, but it was almost like this challenge. about five minutes in with the wire whisk, i was shocked how out of shape my wrists were. it takes a while to do it right. i'm learning. i still haven't replaced the beaters, and i cook a lot. either that or bad sexual sweep/mop dancing. i hate cleaning the house. i need to entertain myself, or i will wander off to something else.

you know, my dear, great rewards require some whisks.

 

[NomadLady]

Woman love a nice hard coxwain.

Oh yes, we do.......

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I guess it's a good thing when you get an actual hand-clapping applause for making a Dom cum who claims to practice orgasm control???!!!??? hehe

I'm two for three with him and the one strike out was his nervousness over unfamiliar surroundings....

Clapping?! Gold star...

He practices orgasm control on himself?? But does he beat his own fucking ass if he cums before he gives himself permission?

 

[NomadLady]

Clapping?! Gold star...

He practices orgasm control on himself?? But does he beat his own fucking ass if he cums before he gives himself permission?

He claims to practice orgasm control.....yes. I think the two times I've been successful he has been quite suprised that he was able to "finish"!!!!! I didn't see any belt or paddle marks but I came away from the session with a few...

 

[CaresseDArcy]

i like things i can do in everyday life. one example is that last year, my electric kitchen beaters broke. i had to make this dish that called for beaten egg whites. i could have gone out and bought the beaters, but it was almost like this challenge. about five minutes in with the wire whisk, i was shocked how out of shape my wrists were. it takes a while to do it right. i'm learning. i still haven't replaced the beaters, and i cook a lot. either that or bad sexual sweep/mop dancing. i hate cleaning the house. i need to entertain myself, or i will wander off to something else.

Ahhh this I can completely relate to. If something is not stimulating to me I have a hard time focusing on it. Both cleaning and exercise fall in that category and I have to have my ipod for both, so dirty dancing with the cleaning implements I am quite familiar with as well I hadn’t considered hand beating when I am cooking but I can definitely see the benefits and I am glad you shared that one. It is hard to find ways to work wrists and arms that are easy to incorporate into everyday routine other than ways related to cleaning, so I am sure I will give this one a go. Though i am inwardly cringing already at how much I am likely to feel it.

I exercise with great mumbled irritation, I hate it and my schedule is very often wonky so I too like to use every day opportunities as much as I can.

Like you, I do use the squats rather than bending over. Beyond that… when I’m dancing... oh I mean cleaning I try to incorporate some standing crunches. They are fairly easy and don’t feel so hateful when incorporated as a ‘dance move’ (which I use that terminology loosely). Occasionally, I will wear ankle and/or wrist weights doing the mundane house stuff. When I am just sitting, reading etc I will do some butt crunches. Though nowhere near a squat they are fairly effective considering and much like kegals no one is the wiser. Hehe. When I wake up in the morning, I make myself do a sit up to get up rather than rolling out of bed or for that matter anytime I am lying down and need to get up. Sometimes, if I have the time and/or energy or I don’t have to be up, I may do a few before I ever leave the bed.

Anyway, I don’t know if any of that will be useful to you but those are some things I can think of right now in my sleepy state. I tend to focus on the areas that in some way have started to bother me in the past in lengthy oral pursuits. I want to focus on the oral and not on some random cramp in my leg... that just plain irritates me

 

[CaresseDArcy]

I guess it's a good thing when you get an actual hand-clapping applause for making a Dom cum who claims to practice orgasm control???!!!??? hehe

I'm two for three with him and the one strike out was his nervousness over unfamiliar surroundings....

well since I can't clap for you...

It sounds to me as if he has finally met someone who gives good head... I don't doubt he practices orgasm control but I think it is likely he has also never had a problem controlling it prior to you because he hasn't met someone who is good at it and really enjoys it. I mean if he really wanted to "control" his orgasm he probably had the means to do so eh? However, if it's really good why would he

I know I shouldn't still be surprised anymore but I am still rather amazed at how many men say that haven't had a good blow job... though the majority won't say anything when they are getting it of course hehe.

 

[NomadLady]

well since I can't clap for you...

It sounds to me as if he has finally met someone who gives good head... I don't doubt he practices orgasm control but I think it is likely he has also never had a problem controlling it prior to you because he hasn't met someone who is good at it and really enjoys it. I mean if he really wanted to "control" his orgasm he probably had the means to do so eh? However, if it's really good why would he

I know I shouldn't still be surprised anymore but I am still rather amazed at how many men say that haven't had a good blow job... though the majority won't say anything when they are getting it of course hehe.

Oh, I do love it...but it like you said it's funny how many men say (after the fact) that they've never had a REALLY good one.
That reminds me of someone I met a few years ago who was a virgin when he married, first time seeking fun outside the marriage and when we were "doing the deed" and he had his happy moment, mine came just after his and when my Kegel exercises paid off and I clamped down really hard HE FREAKED OUT!!!!! Seems his wife always complained that he wasn't large enough but I think she'd never done a kegel in her life and you could have just driven a 18 wheeler in there, turned it around and drove right back out again.
Funny how perspectives are sometimes soooooooooo not what you think....

 

[rosco rathbone]

I guess it's a good thing when you get an actual hand-clapping applause for making a Dom cum who claims to practice orgasm control???!!!??? hehe

I'm two for three with him and the one strike out was his nervousness over unfamiliar surroundings....

This is actually a somewhat obscure area of oral that I'm very into.

I like the contest between my cock control, which is excellent from practicing chinese methods for years, and the talents of a top notch oralist.

This is getting into that middle zone between "mouth as hole" and female in control. I like the potential that all my skills might not be enough to retain the seed, that it might be sucked from me "against my will". Sometimes I like to "win" this game, sometimes I like to "lose" it but I'm very, very into the idea of a super-cocky, confident oralist whose attitude is "think you've got what it takes to withhold the seed from ME? Think again, big boy!".

 

[rosco rathbone]

when my Kegel exercises paid off and I clamped down really hard HE FREAKED OUT!!!!!

This is hot, I'd like to have been a fly on that wall.