Ordinary items -> Extraordinary pleasure

I've pleasure myself between the mattress and box spring of my bed, it works very well. Have also used several pairs of my wife's shoes. Lol. Pretty pervy, yes, I know.

I've done the same. But I took one of my Mom's rubber gloves, smeared it with K-Y, turned it inside out, then fucked it through the wrist of the glove, with the glove between the matress and box spring. Pretty good substitute for pussy ...
Today 10:59 PM
 
It was a first for me and certainly a unique experience! And I'm not opposed to doing it again, if the timing is right. And, of course, if Sarahbear85 is willing to be my guide once again.

Anytime darling how have you been?
 
I've used a vacuum before. God that was intense! I had to put a silk scarf at the opening to lessen the suction. It worked slightly but on those moments it would catch my clit...yikes! Intense, a little painful but so much pleasure. Such a strong orgasm!

Obviously I don't know how a vacuum feels on a clit, since I'm a guy, but I know of nothing else, short of real pussy, that feels better on my dick than a strong, sucking shop vac! I'd love to find a woman who's into the vacuum as much as I am. We could pleasure each other with the vacuum before a hot leather-fuck!:devil:
 
I've done the same. But I took one of my Mom's rubber gloves, smeared it with K-Y, turned it inside out, then fucked it through the wrist of the glove, with the glove between the matress and box spring. Pretty good substitute for pussy ...
Today 10:59 PM

I've put my Fleshlight between the mattress and box spring before. Holds it in place really well. I need to figure out a way to attach the Fleshlight to my vacuum hose without the rubber being sucked right out the end of the tube. Any suggestions?
 
I've used a vacuum before. God that was intense! I had to put a silk scarf at the opening to lessen the suction. It worked slightly but on those moments it would catch my clit...yikes! Intense, a little painful but so much pleasure. Such a strong orgasm!
I use the vacuum as much as I can, I suck myself with the round furniture brush on the hose and I wear pantyhose, such an orgasm!
 
I have done that with a smaller shop vac, put it over my clit on low and man, it got soo swollen and felt amazing. The view was crazy to see my clit and labia soo swollen.

i bet a tongue applied at that time would be very welcome...
 
I have done that with a smaller shop vac, put it over my clit on low and man, it got soo swollen and felt amazing. The view was crazy to see my clit and labia soo swollen.
I use a Miele vacuum and I can adjust the suction from mmmm to toe curling
 
I have done that with a smaller shop vac, put it over my clit on low and man, it got soo swollen and felt amazing. The view was crazy to see my clit and labia soo swollen.

that is a beautiful vision in my mind...thank you! :kiss:
 
Mmmmm for you ladies who havent tried it yet, sweet corn season is here! You wont be disappointed, I promise!
 
My cousin

She used a toilet paper holder on a regular basis in the bathroom
 
Mmmmm for you ladies who havent tried it yet, sweet corn season is here! You wont be disappointed, I promise!

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I'm sure it wouldn't require any butter on it when your done
Love to eat it after with all it's natural syrup yum:)
 
I've always wondered what corn would feel like. . .

I assume everyone is referring to corn on the cob, and not like cream corn, or shelled corn, or any of those versions of corn, cause... yuck! And I guess an ear of corn is about the size of a cock, so yea, it may work better than the proverbial cucumber, but I don't have any way of knowing what feels good to a girl, sooooo...
 
Maybe you should ask sometime see what you can get away with

Not saying I haven't placed a great many more things than just my cock (though that remains my absolute favorite) inside a woman, just saying I have no frame of reference as to how it actually feels other than her reactions and or description of it. Usually seems like they're having a pretty good time :D Some tried items include hair brushes, bottles, vegetables of various types, cell phones and then dialing them, TV remotes, handles on a fireplace set, a gear shift in the old Triumph Spitfire, an electric toothbrush.... but have never tried an ear of corn.
 
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