Ordinary items -> Extraordinary pleasure

[Maddiel1]

I've always wondered what corn would feel like. . .

Well now, I'm curious about that too. It looks like a lot of fun, potential stimulation.

 

[Kate_part2]

I've always wondered what corn would feel like. . .

LOL me too!!! Every time I'm at a farmer's market lately, I'm always like, hmmm....

 

[sarahbear85]

Well now, I'm curious about that too. It looks like a lot of fun, potential stimulation.

Hmm shopping trip?

 

[clarissaj1982]

Hmm shopping trip?

I bought some corn today. As long as you're careful with the end, it's quite satisfying, especially when wielded, and then followed up by a skillful lover. I had a nice afternoon. How about you guys?

 

[o2baPrince]

In Georgia, where I grew up we used gourds...

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1896/4541/products/grd_bottle_med_BG12R_580x.jpg?v=1501520417

ok, big fan of common item insertion here. I am curious, did you actually share the gourd stories with friends growing up? That would have to be a close friend.

 

[clarissaj1982]

Japanese eggplant is good; smooth, but brittle. If you get too rambunctious you can break them. The shape and taper are pretty authentic though. Just go slow.

 

[o2baPrince]

I kinda fell in love with a certain old couch in our basement. It had huge arms perfect for playing horse.
http://humpingmasturbation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/tumblr_mn41pvyFWR1rticejo1_400.gif

Just reviewing a favorite thread....

 

[mrdiscreetshh]

Giving a sloppy blowjob to a perfectly shaped cucumber and eggplant.
Inserting them in my ass afterwards.

 

[truenorth100]

Leaning against the corner of an unbalanced clothes dryer.

 

[clarissaj1982]

Has anyone tried theit tv remote? Those things have some interesting buttons on them. Could be some fun there!

 

[o2baPrince]

Has anyone tried theit tv remote? Those things have some interesting buttons on them. Could be some fun there!

Are you thinking of the remote with the extra large buttons? I may have to google that....

 

[clarissaj1982]

Are you thinking of the remote with the extra large buttons? I may have to google that....

Maybe, size isn't all that matters.

 

[Tnt69]

A nice sized zucchini with a big fat head picked fresh from the garden! The perfect nooner!

 

[bibethhotwet]

The grip end of several of my husbands Craftsman screwdrivers have seen action

 

[o2baPrince]

A nice sized zucchini with a big fat head picked fresh from the garden! The perfect nooner!

oh. cute!

 

[o2baPrince]

The grip end of several of my husbands Craftsman screwdrivers have seen action

You hottie!

 

[Exescort]

Real ale pump handles, whether there on the bar or not!

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

Leaning against the corner of an unbalanced clothes dryer.

Ever used the table or the counter?

https://www.youporn.com/watch/782651...l-she-orgasms/

https://www.youporn.com/watch/771337...tchen-counter/

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

The grip end of several of my husbands Craftsman screwdrivers have seen action

mmmmm that's very HOT! I'm gonna go check MY tool box.

 

[legion1054]

Real ale pump handles, whether there on the bar or not!

Puts a new meaning on, "what's on tap."

 

[txgent101]

Not Just For Cooking

https://68.media.tumblr.com/7b4447ea5bff0a7a2d56341a10bc859d/tumblr_owyd0sBTI91verwzuo1_1280.png

Confession: I reposted the pic from the best lube thread....

 

[scott24573]

The grip end of several of my husbands Craftsman screwdrivers have seen action

Really? I think I'd like to see that!

 

[scott24573]

Mmmmm for you ladies who havent tried it yet, sweet corn season is here! You wont be disappointed, I promise!

Is that you Tnt69!? I must say I am jealous of that corn right now...

 

[OpenMouth]

Not (directly) masturbation related, but I recently discovered that I can swell and plump my lips using an eggcup! I've had loads of fun plumping and painting and photographing my mouth...

 

[clarissaj1982]

Not (directly) masturbation related, but I recently discovered that I can swell and plump my lips using an eggcup! I've had loads of fun plumping and painting and photographing my mouth...

I've been trying to teach myself the trick with the4 coloured ping pong balls. I'm not very good at it yet.