Ordinary items -> Extraordinary pleasure

[Maddiel1]

Has anyone tried theit tv remote? Those things have some interesting buttons on them. Could be some fun there!

Funny you mention that because I have tried it. And yes, those buttons are a hell of a lot of fun! (I've only rubbed myself haven't inserted it)

 

[Olderthanthat]

Ha, the stretchy-cloth material sold for braiding women's hair makes for an excellent cock ring.

 

[letschatNsin]

I Think my wife's hair brush might be put to use while she is gone this weekend. .. hmmm

 

[GloriHoleLover2]

Funny you mention that because I have tried it. And yes, those buttons are a hell of a lot of fun! (I've only rubbed myself haven't inserted it)

Hmm...a sweet idea, but how would you ever get that clicker clean???

 

[clarissaj1982]

Funny you mention that because I have tried it. And yes, those buttons are a hell of a lot of fun! (I've only rubbed myself haven't inserted it)

That settles it then. Thanks Maddie, gonna try it this weekend. Maybe Andrea and I can do each other, we have more than one remote.

 

[GloriHoleLover2]

And with my nipples clamped with every day plastic clothes pins, it doesnt take long........

Ohhhh, YES! I love clothes pins on my nipples! My homemade nipple clamps!!!

BTW...those look wonderful on you! Thanks for sharing!

 

[LeatherPissPunk]

I like inserting all kinda stuff into my urethra. with enough lube almost everything goes, even an old rusty nail or some other tools.

 

[mickyp123]

Real ale pump handles, whether there on the bar or not!

Learn from a Guinness handle you will give a better head

 

[soccermomnympho]

A nice sized zucchini with a big fat head picked fresh from the garden! The perfect nooner!

I've gotten horny picking them in summer. My neighbors may have seen me enjoying the harvest.

 

[HtD1970]

oh my....

my ex wife came over (and over) tonight.......she left amd i wanted more......was having a beer and somehow thought a long neck would feel good in my sss......it did and now she is on her way back with a pegging toy.....OMG i am dripping at the thought......should i be scared?.....c'mon you Lit peeps.....help me enjoy!:caning::caning:

 

[o2baPrince]

Bump

Just because..

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

The grip end of several of my husbands Craftsman screwdrivers have seen action

Not just Craftsman tools. Even the cheap Chinese tools of all kinds work fine. We used to go to different bike shops, motorcycle type. Some of the slutty things I wore ended up being teasing clothes and I was teased with many tool in many shops.

Real ale pump handles, whether there on the bar or not!

My husband bought a few beer tappers at a bar yard sale to make gear shift handles for our old cars. Some made nice handles before they got used on cars.
I think I've had every safe dildo shaped garage item used a 100 times in lots of garages.

Funny you mention that because I have tried it. And yes, those buttons are a hell of a lot of fun! (I've only rubbed myself haven't inserted it)

Hubby tried an old TV remote. I don't think it's a good idea to try a new one. They may not be dishwsher safe.
Battery vibrators and now remote eggs and vibrators are embarrassing with the remote in the wrong hands.

My oldest daughter used a hairbrush.
I discovered it in the bed numerous times after they had left to go back to their mom's place.
I've been told that's not unusual for young women

I was young once. What else did we have around home besides fingers? All shapes and sizes of brushes. Even paint brushes work,

Ohhhh, YES! I love clothes pins on my nipples! My homemade nipple clamps!!!

BTW...those look wonderful on you! Thanks for sharing!

I no longer have nipples sticking out. One of those on the job type accidents too many times. But we could somehow make clothes pins weaker and I could handle those. When moving around the wiggling clothespins caused other things to happen.

I like inserting all kinda stuff into my urethra. with enough lube almost everything goes, even an old rusty nail or some other tools.

Never liked lubes for anything sexy. Never use rusty things, sharp or pointed objects. Do not use empty bottles because they can cause a suction. Yes I was lucky many times.
A garden is a woman's friend. Lots of nice vegetables growing there plus things off trees like bananas.

 

[Maddiel1]

Ah this thread brings back very fond memories of bananas! But has anyone else gotten off rubbing themselves against a door jam? Or the edge of a door? I’ve done it standing up and rubbing my clit against the edge. Is that odd?

 

[newhere2learn]

The last 72 hours

Various industrial fittings, screwdriver, sure tin (small), sure tin (large) which stung a bit..beer bottle about to go in now

 

[beardedwanker]

I'm a big fan of wanking while wearing rubber gloves, with lube of course.

 

[newhere2learn]

Ah this thread brings back very fond memories of bananas! But has anyone else gotten off rubbing themselves against a door jam? Or the edge of a door? I’ve done it standing up and rubbing my clit against the edge. Is that odd?

Floor, sofa, cushions, bed. No worse

 

[PrincessPillowHump]

I'm a big fan of wanking while wearing rubber gloves, with lube of course.

I sometimes like to wear leather gloves when fingering my clit

 

[beardedwanker]

I sometimes like to wear leather gloves when fingering my clit

 

[Maddiel1]

Floor, sofa, cushions, bed. No worse

Nice! I suppose you’re right. Everything can be used for pleasure if youre imaginative enough. (And horny enough)

 

[newhere2learn]

Tonight...

I owe a debt of gratitude to an empty cider bottle, and a YouTube video on p spot orgasms.

Discovered.... Worked at it.... Arrived. 5 in an hour.

My legs don't work.

 

[MattWright]

Household toys

One of my past partners could only come from oral. When not one was available she used a baby pacifier or a baby bottle filled with lube or water depending on her dampness. She swore it was the only thing that worked for her in the absence of a willing cunnilinguist.

 

[UCanBLeafinMe]

New tight leather gloves feel so good on my freshly shaven pussy

 

[o2baPrince]

I owe a debt of gratitude to an empty cider bottle, and a YouTube video on p spot orgasms.

Discovered.... Worked at it.... Arrived. 5 in an hour.

My legs don't work.

Wow, now I have homework...

 

[GloriHoleLover2]

Getting creative with...

...a vinyl doggie toy! (Look at my profile picture to see it! Co-joined baseballs.)

I was at a Christmas Tree Shops store in Williston, VT with my wife recently and, as I was walking past the display of pet toys, a group of dumbbell-shaped toys that looked like various sports balls caught my eye. I was particularly taken by one that looked like two baseballs linked by a one-inch diameter by four-inch long shaft. Hmm...the size looked reasonably hefty, but I'm an ass-stretching devotee and ALWAYS on the lookout for big objects to fuck with! So...I bought the thing...for $2.99!

When I got it home, I reamed out the squeaker and decided to fill the too-flexible, hollow object with fine play sand to give it more weight and rigidity. After I did that, I sealed the small hole in the end with GE silicone sealer and left it to cure overnight.

The next night, in our once weekly, toys-up-my-ass session, my wife took the well-lubed, former doggy toy and slowly shoved it into my very wet and very stretched boi-pussy asshole! Ohhhh...did that fucking dildo feel incredible!!! (I measured the baseball end with a vernier caliper and it measures exactly 2-3/4 inches in diameter...a good stretch in any case!!! (And...thank you, J-Lube!)

So, there you have it...another episode of Ordinary Objects for Extraordinary Pleasure!

 

[newhere2learn]

Wow, now I have homework...

Drop me a message, happy to advise