Ordinary items -> Extraordinary pleasure

Sooo many things over the years. One of which could have easily caused me a mischief! And that was cotton swabs. I first put a few into my vagina and moved them around in various ways, stretching myself open. I just kind of wanted to get a feel for what that would be like. The ultimate goal was to insert one into my urethra. I had read about this somewhere. No doubt the person who wrote this only dreamed it up and did not actually try it but the claim was to start with one, then gradually add more and more until you got stretched wide enough to insert a finger. Now whether I actually did get one in me, I'm not certain. I didn't use a mirror to look. It was a tad stimulating but more painful than anything. In retrospect, I can see why. Never tried that again.

Tried all kinds of bottles. Nail polish, shampoo, cologne... Had sort of a fascination for a few years to see how big of an object I could get in there. Then I sort of went... Wait! Why in the heck am I doing this? I do Kegels to tighten the muscles. Hehehe. I think the biggest diameter was an Avon cologne bottle that was made to look like a thermos bottle. And like a thermos bottle, it was flat on the bottom and not tapered in any way. It was actually rather painful to insert. Only managed to get it in most of the way a couple of times. Always involved pain and bleeding. I think that was my wake up call. But of all these things, my favorite was the Revlon nail polish bottle. I did insert it from time to time but my favorite thing to do was stroke myself externally. There was something very stimulating about the glass against my wet clit and lips.

A lot of the things I used were in the bathroom. A hairbrush handle, a soft washcloth, a bar of soap. I loved inserting the soap but I had to be careful not to do it for too long and to rinse well or I'd get irritation.

Various balls, including golf balls. Strings of beads. I would push those into my ass or pussy see how many I could get inside, then pull them out and repeat, again and again. Some sort of toy. Can't even remember now what it was except that it was made of plastic. Saw it in the store and thought it might be fun to insert. Nope. Not how I envisioned it.

Various produce items. A carrot and a small cucumber come to mind but there were likely other things.

The arm of the couch. At one point, I had a couch with wide, rounded arms that were fairly hard. I'd insert something smaller inside of me. Perhaps two golf balls or a bottle of nail polish. Would have panties on to keep the object in place, then I would straddle the arm and rock back and forth, causing the item to sort of move up and down inside of me.

Various articles of clothing. Silky panties or a scarf, pushed up into my ass or pussy, then pulled out slowly. I think this had more visual appeal than anything else. The fabric would tend to suck up any wetness that was there so not very stimulating.

I would also use things made of silky fabric to stroke myself with or tie myself up with. Such as scarves around my breasts or pulled up tightly between my legs. I might add clothespins to various areas if I was craving some pain.

I once had a thong that was too large and the sides were very stretchy. I could put it on then pull the sides up high enough to fit like straps over my shoulders. This sort of gave me an atomic wedgie. Very painful if I stayed like that for two long but sort of stimulating if left on only for a few minutes.

The knobs on a oven. I lived in a place with a very old oven that had knobs in the front. If I contorted myself and lifted a leg up, I could rub my clit against one of the knobs. Just had to be careful not to accidentally turn it on.

Fresh flowers. Certain kinds when stroked over the skin can be arousing and the light scent they leave behind is nice too!

Flashlight.

More recently, a shoe horn. It's a long, lightweight plastic one. Good for sort of swatting lightly on sensitive places. I'm sure if someone else were wielding it, they could have given me harder strokes. I seem to tend to go too lightly but it did cause a goodly amount of swelling.
 
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I did some q tip stuff too but it was to get me used to things in my rear one, then two etc
 
Ah this thread brings back very fond memories of bananas! But has anyone else gotten off rubbing themselves against a door jam? Or the edge of a door? I’ve done it standing up and rubbing my clit against the edge. Is that odd?
Oh hey lady how's life?
 
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