Pacific Northwest Roll Call

[Doctor Joe]

So thank you beautiful east siders for welcoming me with sun! granted the west side was sunny today too. But I'll get to enjoy a little more on this side tomorrow before heading back west to overcast skies.

You are always welcome on the Eastside Sassy! Supposed to be nice all weekend for Cinqo de mayo!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Rain is supposed to hold off till wednesday! Bring out the bikinis and sundresses girls!

I'll be wearing my sun dress today.

You are always welcome on the Eastside Sassy! Supposed to be nice all weekend for Cinqo de mayo!

Sadly we'll be driving back this afternoon. But the birds were sure up nice and early this morning. ❤

 

[Iceprincess12]

Irish Cream ladies!! Irish Cream! Hope you all are having a great Friday!

Extra cream for me!

I'll be wearing my sun dress today.
Sadly we'll be driving back this afternoon. But the birds were sure up nice and early this morning. ❤

Happy Friday all. Have a safe trip Sassy. No texting, talking, eating or masturbating while driving. Remember when a road trip was actually fun?

Perfect weather today. More yard work coming up.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Extra cream for me!



Happy Friday all. Have a safe trip Sassy. No texting, talking, eating or masturbating while driving. Remember when a road trip was actually fun?

Perfect weather today. More yard work coming up.

Luckily for me, I got to passenger home I'm so dead. I'm going to sleep good.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Luckily for me, I got to passenger home I'm so dead. I'm going to sleep good.

Now I have that U2 song in my head. “I’m gonna sleep like a baby tonight, blah blah blah love’s suicide”. Something like that

 

[positivetension]

Rain is supposed to hold off till wednesday! Bring out the bikinis and sundresses girls!

Bikini...hah. The blinding white glare would be a public health hazard.

 

[trogers]

Bikini...hah. The blinding white glare would be a public health hazard.

a public health hazard? doubtful....and even so, I highly doubt you'd hear any complaints!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Bikini...hah. The blinding white glare would be a public health hazard.

haha we can sit together and all the planes will know where to land in an emergency

 

[Dribble]

haha we can sit together and all the planes will know where to land in an emergency

Tickets?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Tickets?

I'm sure you can watch for free when we are both arrested and on the news for crazy nutjobs

 

[Dribble]

Gotta have someone to post bail....


And take pics.....

 

[SassySheDevil]

Gotta have someone to post bail....


And take pics.....

haha awww how sweet. Well I'll give you credit. In my millions of pictures, I don't have any of me getting arrested.

 

[Iceprincess12]

The ants, hornets and spiders are out. I feel safe that Spring is staying now.

Enjoy the warm weather everyone!

 

[Wordsworth]

My globe puts Siberia in the Northwest of the Pacific Ocean.

 

[positivetension]

The ants, hornets and spiders are out. I feel safe that Spring is staying now.

Enjoy the warm weather everyone!

Cool and cloudy on the weekends, hot and sunny in the middle of the work week...everything normal around here

 

[Throwitaway86]

Cool and cloudy on the weekends, hot and sunny in the middle of the work week...everything normal around here

It's like the PNW is a beautiful woman convincing you she wants to get together all week, then once the weekend rolls around she's suddenly uninterested. It's a cruel thing, really.

 

[Iceprincess12]

The weekend stayed nice. It wasn’t too warm for yard work...darn!

We have a wild bunny that comes to visit us. I’m thinking of planting some lettuce for it so it won’t eat my flowers. Or buying some rabbit pellets. Either way it’s a cute bunny.

 

[positivetension]

We have a wild bunny that comes to visit us. I’m thinking of planting some lettuce for it so it won’t eat my flowers. Or buying some rabbit pellets. Either way it’s a cute bunny.

I love when the bunnies are out! I usually take a walk during lunch and half the reason is to look for them eating clover near the bike path

 

[Iceprincess12]

Our yard has almost been overtaken by clover. We hired a lawn guy to come spray this year. If this doesn’t work, send your bunnies over!

 

[nakedancer]

Portland writers and lovers of SMUT!

Hiya lovers-

I'm experimenting with real time literotica. By which I mean, I'm holding an erotic open-mic here in Portland the last Monday of every month.

The event is called Stand Up Smut and I'm looking for readers!

If you have any writing you'd like to share (lovely if it's original, but doesn't have to be. You are welcome to share any erotica you find hot - and there is plenty on here - just has to be credited) get it touch!

My goal is to create a safe and warm environment where people can share erotic stories, poems, songs, whathaveyou. While I love reading smut online (and truth be told, that's pretty much what I use literotica for - as you can tell, I'm not terribly active in the forums) I'm a big fan of the in-the-flesh experience.

All readers get in free. (audience is a $5 cover).

The event is held at a kava bar, which is pretty freakin cool. (Kava is this drink that taste like dirt but is super relaxing - basically melts social anxiety - which i think is idea for anyone who gets nervous about sharing in public).

If you want to be a reader - let me know! I'd love to hear from you.

Until then, may your spring be fertile and your panties wet!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Hiya lovers-

I'm experimenting with real time literotica. By which I mean, I'm holding an erotic open-mic here in Portland the last Monday of every month.

The event is called Stand Up Smut and I'm looking for readers!

If you have any writing you'd like to share (lovely if it's original, but doesn't have to be. You are welcome to share any erotica you find hot - and there is plenty on here - just has to be credited) get it touch!

My goal is to create a safe and warm environment where people can share erotic stories, poems, songs, whathaveyou. While I love reading smut online (and truth be told, that's pretty much what I use literotica for - as you can tell, I'm not terribly active in the forums) I'm a big fan of the in-the-flesh experience.

All readers get in free. (audience is a $5 cover).

The event is held at a kava bar, which is pretty freakin cool. (Kava is this drink that taste like dirt but is super relaxing - basically melts social anxiety - which i think is idea for anyone who gets nervous about sharing in public).

If you want to be a reader - let me know! I'd love to hear from you.

Until then, may your spring be fertile and your panties wet!

haha so by the end of the night the table and chairs are sticky.. Awesome!!

Good luck! Sounds fun. Tad bit of a drive for me.

 

[nakedancer]

haha so by the end of the night the table and chairs are sticky.. Awesome!!

Good luck! Sounds fun. Tad bit of a drive for me.

YOU were the first person I thought of! If you ever make your way down south, would love to have you read!

 

[SassySheDevil]

YOU were the first person I thought of! If you ever make your way down south, would love to have you read!

dare I ask why? lol

 

[positivetension]

Our yard has almost been overtaken by clover. We hired a lawn guy to come spray this year. If this doesn’t work, send your bunnies over!

You'd put this sweet little baby to work?

 

[Blase]

haha i don't equate hail with you being shitty at gardening

I've tried herbs on my balcony, but it gets no direct sunlight. Only a few things we can get away with growing. Sigh.

Try chives.