Pansexuality? Heteroflexibility? Polygendered?

[shereads]

So if anyone thought "Oh my god, I'm a pervert." after reading the previous post - yes you most likely are, but that is (probably) not the reason.

Well thank you so very much for today's dose of Diet Coke rofled onto the keyboard. You explain it to the repairs dept. this time.

 

[Liar]

Well thank you so very much for today's dose of Diet Coke rofled onto the keyboard. You explain it to the repairs dept. this time.

Like this?
"Due to unmentionable perversions, the owner suddenly found that she was unable to keep her Diet."

Ok, I'm way past bedtime.

#L

 

[shereads]

My perversions are not unmentionable!

 

[minsue]

My perversions are not unmentionable!

Really? Pray tell, what are they?

 

[shereads]

I'm a work in progress.

 

[Liar]

My perversions are not unmentionable!

It was not your perversions that I referred to. Just unmentionable perversions in general.

I was once late for work due to Molestation By George Michael. The bus driver was reading about that men's room incident in the paper and forgot to start the route on time.

When you have refined and defined your mentionable ones, please let me know. We can compare notes.

#L

 

[shereads]

I was once late for work due to Molestation By George Michael.

Did you seek counseling?

 

[SlickTony]

Just to clarify, that is sexual activity.

Considering where we are, I thought the sexual part was understood!