Panties and Pantyhose

[wildsweetone]

You can't very well stand in the middle of the office and ask "Ladies, do you wear your panties under or over your hose?"

Geez, the world has too many hangups! Why the heck can't you stand in the office and ask for a hands up? Or a heads up as seems to be the American catchphrase...

Actually, I'm really disappointed. I thought the 'well-respected author' really existed!

Now, as to the title of your prospective pantyhose story.... 'Slasher'? 'Slasher'?? omg That sounds positively spinechilling!

By the way, i'm with MathGirl on the onion pie thing. It truely sounds disgusting. Yuck!

 

[johngalt47]

Well-Respected Author

He's related to a once and future king.

The story was about a duck. The story was excellent except for the pantyhose problem.

 

[BlackSnake]

A Vidalia onion is a sweet onion grown in the neighborhood of Vidalia, Georgia. They're among the best onions in the world.

I've even seen recipes (haven't tried one yet) for Vidalia onion pie.

Damn, I wanted to answer that one

 

[wildsweetone]

Re: Well-Respected Author

He's related to a once and future king.

The story was about a duck. The story was excellent except for the pantyhose problem.

a future king writing a story about a duck and panties worn over the top of pantyhose. the mind boggles. i wish i could read said story.

...but, the problem was not his problem, right?

 

[BlackSnake]

Will the king be giving a ducks for fucks?

 

[DurtGurl]

Gilroy gold

By the way, i'm with MathGirl on the onion pie thing. It truely sounds disgusting. Yuck! [/B]

There's a small city near the coast that's the Garlic Capitol of the World. They have a big garlic festival every year. One of the featured attractions is .......... GARLIC ICE CREAM.

I had to try it, and it's as bad as it sounds.

MG

Oops... I'm not myself today. Time to step into a phone booth and change into my MG costume. Complete with panties worn outside the pantysox.

 

[wildsweetone]

MG your identity crisis is getting worse

must have been the garlic ice cream...

 

[jfinn]

Vidalia Onion Pie

Recipe By :
Serving Size : 6 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Special Vidalia
Bon Appetit

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
1 1/2 c Ritz crackers -- crushed or
-any buttery crackers
6 tb Unsalted butter -- 3/4 stick
-room temp
2 c Vidalia onions -- thin slice
-or any sweet onion
-or yellow onions
3/4 c Milk -- do not use low-fat
- or nonfat
2 Eggs
3/4 ts Salt
3/4 c Sharp cheddar cheese
-packed, grated
Paprika
Parsley -- freshly chopped

Preheat oven to 350'. Mix crackers and 4 tb butter in bowl until well
blended. Press mixture on bottom and up sides of 8 inch pie plate.

Melt remaining 2 T butter in heavy medium skillet over medium heat.
Add onions and saute until tender about 12 minutes. Arrange onions in
cracker crust. Beat milk, eggs, and salt in medium bowl until
blended. Season with pepper. Pour egg mixture over onions in crust.
Sprinkle cheese over filling. Sprinkle with paprika.

Bake pie until knife inserted in center comes out clean, about 35
minutes. Garnish with parsley and serve.

Source: Bon Appetit, 11/92

 

[Uther_Pendragon]

Re: Well-Respected Author

He's related to a once and future king.

The story was about a duck. The story was excellent except for the pantyhose problem.

:
The story was mine. And I thank John for the description
of me as a "well-respected author." The story was titled
"Drake" because the hero had the last name of "Drake."
I read woman's magazines partially to know what the other
side is thinking, partially to know what my woman characters
would be reading. One such magazine -- I have no memory
as to which this long afterwards -- mentioned that the
order of putting on underwear differed from one woman to
the next. They mentioned panties over pantyhose. They even
mentioned pantyhose without panties.