Perv Club

Hola perv amigos...I've always wanted to belong to a club of some sort.
Welcome! This is the best club to join. Naked is preferred but silk robes are optional. Streaming porn on HD tvs in the lounge next to the bar. Make yourself at home :kiss:
 
Welcome! This is the best club to join. Naked is preferred but silk robes are optional. Streaming porn on HD tvs in the lounge next to the bar. Make yourself at home :kiss:

First, hopefully the lounge is 24/7 on selling cold beer and other alcohol. Second, anyone mind me changing one of the HD TVs to college football for a couple of hours?
 
First, hopefully the lounge is 24/7 on selling cold beer and other alcohol. Second, anyone mind me changing one of the HD TVs to college football for a couple of hours?
Drinks are always available. I'll make an exception for you this time on the football but this isn't a sports bar. That's down the street :kiss:
*peeks in*
Stay a while and get comfortable :rose:
i always do. but you need to get up here and help keep me warm.
I'm sure it would be a pleasure to keep you warm, honey :kiss:
 
First, hopefully the lounge is 24/7 on selling cold beer and other alcohol. Second, anyone mind me changing one of the HD TVs to college football for a couple of hours?

not at all!!! so long as you aren't and OSU fan we'll do just fine!!! the alcohol is free around here!! wanna fool around at half time?

Silly me - you're a UGA follower....
 
not at all!!! so long as you aren't and OSU fan we'll do just fine!!! the alcohol is free around here!! wanna fool around at half time?

Silly me - you're a UGA follower....

Hey...good idea. That 20 minute halftime gets so boring! I'm sure that we could make for a much more interesting "halftime show." :D
 
Hey...good idea. That 20 minute halftime gets so boring! I'm sure that we could make for a much more interesting "halftime show." :D

not to mention that we might be able to keep football on if we make it into a sex show!!! I'm sure we could figure out some fun games for penalties - I'm figuring a 10 yard penalty is 10 spankings... face-mask - a good face fuck? hmmm... think i'll be looking at the game differently tomorrow. :D
 
not to mention that we might be able to keep football on if we make it into a sex show!!! I'm sure we could figure out some fun games for penalties - I'm figuring a 10 yard penalty is 10 spankings... face-mask - a good face fuck? hmmm... think i'll be looking at the game differently tomorrow. :D

I doubt I even have to explain what an "illegal block in the back" would entail. :D
 
scratch that - if i'd done just a bit of investigation I could have figured that out.... like the info in your profile - sounds quite familiar!

Yeh it's a bit similar to yours:D

and I do love a good perv on a regular basis....though mostly I come here to have a giggle and some good chat :)
 
Yeh it's a bit similar to yours:D

and I do love a good perv on a regular basis....though mostly I come here to have a giggle and some good chat :)
Welcome, girl! The more, the merrier. Good perving is important and you can't find better quality perving anywhere. Make yourself at home. Good to see you :kiss:
 
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