Perv Club

walking in

walk in drop robe get scotch rocks and look to see who i want to eat
 
You're welcome, doll. We've got all the best liqours and some non alcoholic drinks as well. Streaming porn in the lounge. If you see someone that strikes your fancy, grab them ;)

Well I'll have a large vodka, it's been a long week! :eek:
 
around my cock is a good place to start as i hold your hair so i can go all the way in
 
i know huh - i think i'll be drafting some ideas for that!!! Wouldn't that be a fun sports bar/sex lounge?!!?!

Yes. Yes it would. I never thought I could be cheering for penalties. "Illegal contact", "Illegal substitution" and "Illegal shift" could be fun ;)
 
Yes. Yes it would. I never thought I could be cheering for penalties. "Illegal contact", "Illegal substitution" and "Illegal shift" could be fun ;)

holding... ineligible man downfield (hee hee).... offsides (hmm... gotta think about that one) delay of game.... never knew i could get horny watching football!!
 
holding... ineligible man downfield (hee hee).... offsides (hmm... gotta think about that one) delay of game.... never knew i could get horny watching football!!

No kidding, and yet here I am trying to keep my hands off myself at work.
 
Hmmm...initiation orgy, or spectator sex football?

*tapping foot, rubbing my chin as I try to choose*
 
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