Phone sex advice

[Elianarose23]

Many years ago I hadda phone sex performer call me at the hospital. She was depressed and spoke to me for 30 minutes or so. At the end of it she told me she felt much better, and wanted to know who paid for our phone service.

I said, YOU DO.

She asked, HOW MUCH DOES IT COST!

I said, $3.99 A MINUTE.

She got pissed and hung up.

Lol...a phone sex performer huh? I used to think I could be one of those. I give good voice...well, and head really

 

[Elianarose23]

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[NOIRTRASH]

Lol...a phone sex performer huh? I used to think I could be one of those. I give good voice...well, and head really

She sez she was a sex phone performer. People called our 911 line for every reason.

I got one call from a pretty woman (she drove down to see me) who wanted to know if any of the colleges had HOW TO BE A LESBIAN classes. Her boyfriend wanted her to ba a lesbian.

 

[kingkoll]

Lol...a phone sex performer huh? I used to think I could be one of those. I give good voice...well, and head really

you would make a great phone sex performer. i will be the first in line for the show

 

[StylusMaximus]

So I've had a few people ask me if I've ever tried it (I haven't) and if I'd like to try it with them. Tbh, it kind of intimidates me. I've done some webcam stuff, exchanged pics/vids, messenger etc but I've never been with someone on the phone while masturbating (well, at least without the other one knowing...can I get a shout out to secretly masturbating while on the phone? )

The idea of listening to someone telling me what they want to do to my body (and vice versa) is such a complete turn on tho. Any tips or advice? I'd be ever so grateful.

Can't speak for all men, but a lot of us grew up feeling guilty about being horny and jerking off all the time, so the idea of a woman who not only thinks that is okay, but actually hot, is incredibly exciting.

I was once talking to a long distance girlfriend during college and we were both pretty inexperienced at the time. She kept asking these cryptic questions that I didn't understand... until I finally figured out she wanted me to describe what I did when I jacked off.

I said something like, "Well, I take my penis in my hand and start stroking it slowly up and down..." and she said "OH MY GOD THAT IS SO FUCKING HOT... I AM GETTING SO TURNED ON JUST IMAGINING WHAT THE LOOKS LIKE...'

Well, I nearly came in my pants right there. Very exciting to hear that.

So ask him what he's doing. Ask him to describe what you would be seeing if you were there. Tell him how horny it's making you to imagine him jerking himself off. Tell him your thinking about his cock and imagining the cum spurting out of it, etc.

That's a start.

 

[Elianarose23]

Yes, all that and someone you can make that special connection with. It's awesome when you both can see the same mental imagery, at the same instant.

Mmm...sounds fucking amazing. Can't wait to try it. Thank you

 

[Elianarose23]

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[Elianarose23]

She sez she was a sex phone performer. People called our 911 line for every reason.

I got one call from a pretty woman (she drove down to see me) who wanted to know if any of the colleges had HOW TO BE A LESBIAN classes. Her boyfriend wanted her to ba a lesbian.

Was she a blonde? Sounds like the perfect beginning to a good blonde joke

And I can say that, cuz I'm blonde as well.

 

[Elianarose23]

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[StylusMaximus]

Oh man, don't even get me started on male masturbation. If I had it my way, y'all would be just walking around working ur dicks in ur hands. (And I'd only be invested in lube and lotion companies ) And thanks btw, I'm sure there are plenty of other women out there that feel the same way. Loved the shared story as well. So very hot. Thank you for the help

Well, if that makes you hot, then you should be great at phone sex. Talking about his dick + how it makes you wet = can't lose.

 

[Miles Long]

Some 9 years ago I had a long distance lover with whom I had lots of phone sex and conversations in general. There was one month we were both unemployed and also very horny, so we talked on the phone for hours. I came within 11 minutes of hitting the upper limit of Verizon's highest minutes plan at the time. And that's not counting all the unlimited night and weekend minutes we used up.

Anyway, my advice is make sure you're on an unlimited minutes plan for cost effectiveness. Or use Skype.

 

[Que]

The "it" I'm talking about is phone sex baby. I put it in the title of my query.

YOUR query? I barely met you...

Someone you don't know having your phone number can lead to trouble. Been there...

Sorrrrry. . .

Your mom sounded JUST like you. Why would you lend her your phone?!??

 

[LadyVer]

Try not to laugh when the other half says something kind of offbeat during the exchange. And try to get your laughter under control quickly.

 

[shescurious11]

my 2 cents

I use Skype for audio chats, and never ever give out my phone number. Be careful!

It's fun to exchange audio clips introducing yourself first so you can hear what they sound like. Does their voice grate on you or make you melt?

Like anything else, I agree with the others who said that chemistry with the other person is very important. If that's not there then it just doesn't do anything for me. But when you have chemistry and just them saying Hello or your name just gives you the tingles, holy hell it's an amazing experience.

I also agree that things don't have to be hot and heavy all the time. Sometimes I'm not in the mood (I have a family, a job, stress, etc) and just talking to someone is wonderful, their voice is soothing and they make me smile. Very often I am up for some form of sexiness after that.

Good luck, I hope you have a lot of fun! xx

 

[Elianarose23]

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[Elianarose23]

Try not to laugh when the other half says something kind of offbeat during the exchange. And try to get your laughter under control quickly.

That is something I will definitely have to work at...I laugh easily (especially at myself). Thanks for the tip.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Phone sex can be great. I've had a several phone sex only lovers through the years and I highly recommend it.

That said, I would include the same cautions given by others. Using a "safe" number. Skype is free and a good choice for a disposable number. Google+ can work, too.

If you're worried about what to say or how to say it - let go of those worries. Phone sex is a partnership. You're listening to each other, picking up clues along the way and enjoying yourself. The biggest worry is "What if they don't like how I sound?" Or, "What if I say something stupid?" So what? If you found the right person, they'll love how you sound and they won't care if you say something stupid.

Like many things in life, it's easier to fret about it than to do it. Give it a try. It could be fun!

 

[xhxhxh]

Jump in ER23, the waters fine love me sum phone sex

 

[Hipshot1554]

Mmm...sounds fucking amazing. Can't wait to try it. Thank you

I would suggest some chat sessions before you jump to the phone. If you can't connect that way you won't do well with voice.

In chat you can each find what the other's likes are. Establish the connection that way and it won't be uncomfortable when you begin speaking live to someone.

Even when you do talk, start off slowly. There are many parallels to real life sex encounters.

Good luck, and be careful.

 

[Elianarose23]

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[sexywriterfla]

The only thing to fear is fear itself, huh? I'm kind of an overachiever when it comes to sex (Insatiable may be a better word) so the idea of trying it and not being any good at it does worry me some. I have no problem pleasing a man (or a woman for that matter) when I'm actually with them but trying to do it over the phone (where I can't physically touch them) takes me out of my comfort zone. But fuck it, you only live once right? I just need to give in and try it. Thanks so much for ur advice!

Ahem...fuck yes!

 

[Elianarose23]

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[Hipshot1554]

I've really appreciated everything you've said. We've been chatting some already but I'm all for taking it slow (unless my husband's fucking me...then I want it hard and fast ) You sound so wise (and sexy). Thank you for all of ur advice.

The "getting to know" process can be very enjoyable.

 

[Elianarose23]

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[sexywriterfla]

I am finding that out...especially the enjoyable part.

Most enjoyable...