Phone sex advice

[tallman4411]

Speaking as someone who recently took the plunge (and fucking loved every minute of it) I would say go for it. There is an initial awkwardness but it's quickly forgotten once you get going. My problem was not knowing what to say really...I mean I can text/pm/email sexy messages with the best of them but get me on the phone and I become one nervous nelly. It's nice when you find a partner who can take the lead at first and get you out of ur head and into what ur body is feeling. That being said, once you do get a little practice in, you become more comfortable/confident with it and can take charge urself and just enjoy. I'll say it again, fucking loved every minute of it. I didn't know it could be so hot cumming together with someone on the phone. Be brave honey...you'll thank me later.

So glad to hear you have done this. I read your thread on this with great arousal. There are plenty of good men for phone sex on lit; you have to get to know them. I'm have been in and out (so to speak) from lit over many years and have had many ongoing and satisfying phone sex relationships. I like to take control in phone sex, to do the talking, and to control how you touch yourself. I'm one who gets off on hearing about your sexual experiences.

I wish you all the best!

 

[Elianarose23]

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[hashtag45]

Many years ago I hadda phone sex performer call me at the hospital. She was depressed and spoke to me for 30 minutes or so. At the end of it she told me she felt much better, and wanted to know who paid for our phone service.

I said, YOU DO.

She asked, HOW MUCH DOES IT COST!

I said, $3.99 A MINUTE.

She got pissed and hung up.

The way you always come up with all these stories, JBJ…

 

[Porkwarrior]

Like blowjobs...enthusiasm trumps the best technique any day of the week
The good men want to just hear your heavy breathing, knowing she is getting into it as much as they are.

The best women let their guys hear wet fingers.




Yeah it doesn't beat a long weekend together in a beach villa, but that doesn't mean phone can't be fun.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

After grad school I went to work at mental health and took care of the walkin's and crisis hot line. Back then mental health executed sundry contracts for state and local governments such as department of corrections sex offenders, the contracts limited participation to bonafide referrals, I later did school referrals, health department referrals, and the state's alcohol, drug abuse, and mental health referrals. But I did civilians at the start, and saw more naked women and more propositions than people imagine. I was young, fit, handsome, and had the voice of the love god.

Here's a secret seduction scheme women love....get them talking about being pregnant. Put a woman with a hunk and she starts wanting his baby. When I worked the crisis line the gals usta drive over to check me out. I sound like Hillary now, but 30 years ago it was the love god.

 

[Elianarose23]

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[NOIRTRASH]

The way you always come up with all these stories, JBJ…

But theyre all true. No one believes me but I swear it was always interesting. Lemme find a photo from then so you can see me.

 

[vibes]

Well then I've been with a lot of good men then...cuz I'm definitely not talking much when they call me. I let them hear how wet they make me...sometimes I'll let them even watch me as I cum for them. (Or take a pic of the wet spot I made on the bed for them)

Doesn't beat a long weekend at the beach but hey, I'll definitely take what I can get...in this case, multiple orgasms

Sounds like an awesome entertainment

 

[Elianarose23]

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[hashtag45]

But theyre all true. No one believes me but I swear it was always interesting. Lemme find a photo from then so you can see me.

I know they're true. But the way you present them / and where (especially when you do the pig tail pulling thing) is often funny.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

So how does ur voice change? Lots of cigarettes? Have any recordings of this love god voice? What's funny is that is probably my all time biggest fantasy right now....my husband recently got a vasectomy (of his own volition...we have 4 kids) and now all I can think about is having another man fill me up with his seed and getting me pregnant...makes me cum so hard every time I think about it.

I have audiotapes from 1982 when I interviewed my grandmother for a college project. Old age changes things. But strangely my libido is greater than it ever was as a youngster.

I have an untested theory women want pregnant when their man excites them, and want abortion when the thrill is gone. I discovered something else, if you offer her the right money any woman will go to bed with you. But the money must be more than she thinks she's worth.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I know they're true. But the way you present them / and where (especially when you do the pig tail pulling thing) is often funny.

I come from people talented at insults, like this gem my aunt unleashed long ago...My uncle said to me during dinner, WHEN WE GET DONE EATING LETS YOU AND ME GO LOOK FOR SOME STRANGE (female pickups). My aun t then hit him with this, HONEY, IF YOU'D GROW ANOTHER INCH YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE STRANGE YOU WANT HERE AT HOME.

 

[Elianarose23]

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[Elianarose23]

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[NOIRTRASH]

God I was born in 1983 but i would love to hear those tapes...you've got me more than a little intrigued. (And laughing my fucking ass off on how you sound like Hillary now...lol)

I'm not sure about ur theory tho...having experienced an abortion, I can honestly say that I never want to go through that again. My husband still excites me as well...I just really liked being pregnant...never felt more beautiful than when I was...oh and I fucking loved nursing my kids. Just got done weaning my youngest so I'm really missing it.

I don't know if any of my many theories hold water, there simply aren't better explanations for why women get pregnant and abort when prevention is available, I mean why do people purge after eating, they like food but fear the consequences of meals.

 

[Elianarose23]

I don't know if any of my many theories hold water, there simply aren't better explanations for why women get pregnant and abort when prevention is available, I mean why do people purge after eating, they like food but fear the consequences of meals.

Yeah I don't understand bulimia anymore than I do abortion...having been on birth control and still getting pregnant however...I can see why it would happen. And I'm not discounting ur theories...there's a lot of truth to what ur saying...I'm just speaking from my own experiences. I would like to know how you came up with the "give a woman enough of money and she'll have sex with you" theory tho. That sounds like the beginning of a good story

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Yeah I don't understand bulimia anymore than I do abortion...having been on birth control and still getting pregnant however...I can see why it would happen. And I'm not discounting ur theories...there's a lot of truth to what ur saying...I'm just speaking from my own experiences. I would like to know how you came up with the "give a woman enough of money and she'll have sex with you" theory tho. That sounds like the beginning of a good story

I've never played by the rules. I have no criminal record but I'm not limited by rules.

I've had sex with total strangers who came to my door in error 5 minutes after they knock. Asking for sex worked a lot, and offering her good money worked better.

The Jehovah Witness ladies stopped coming by because I was feeling them up with their consent. I know Scripture better than they do. But theyre all sexually charged and easy to seduce. I know the signals and respond.

 

[hashtag45]

I've never played by the rules. I have no criminal record but I'm not limited by rules.

I've had sex with total strangers who came to my door in error 5 minutes after they knock. Asking for sex worked a lot, and offering her good money worked better.

The Jehovah Witness ladies stopped coming by because I was feeling them up with their consent. I know Scripture better than they do. But theyre all sexually charged and easy to seduce. I know the signals and respond.

Now that!

 

[Elianarose23]

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[NOIRTRASH]

Now that!

Where do you think I get the material for my LIT stories?

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I've never played by the rules. I have no criminal record but I'm not limited by rules.

I've had sex with total strangers who came to my door in error 5 minutes after they knock. Asking for sex worked a lot, and offering her good money worked better.

The Jehovah Witness ladies stopped coming by because I was feeling them up with their consent. I know Scripture better than they do. But theyre all sexually charged and easy to seduce. I know the signals and respond.[/QUOTE

Omfg...you sound dangerous...especially to my pussy. I love a man who can make me laugh. I know there are female Jehovah witnesses but I don't think I've ever had one come a'knocking at my door (and I've never seen the ladies ride around on their bikes like the guys do) Maybe ur the reason for that...lol

I cant read minds, and I don't quiz people, but I pay attention to what people do, and I respond in ways that encourage what they have in mind. I also know when she isn't interested, so I don't make a nuisance of myself.

My says I had bedroom voice, whatever that is. Sergeant Hillary has barracks voice.

 

[Porkwarrior]

BLAH BLAH BLAH

And my Lit white knighting is done...aaaaaaaand back on ignore.

 

[hashtag45]

I really don't get this high schoolish "X is an attention whore, an attention seeker", "wants to be liked" Lit. fad.
((I get it a lot in the GB too, because I like to talk A Lot and am more extroverted than the typical anglo-saxon Litster. But I'm anything But attention seeking and I sit on the margins when I'm part of a crowd IRL.))

It happens in the GB all the time.
You have people either having fun or having a passionate discussion on a topic that interests them. And then all of a sudden, someone who never showed any interest in that thread starts spamming it with The Bomb: "X and Y are attention whores".

 

[Emerson40]

I really don't get this high schoolish "X is an attention whore, an attention seeker", "wants to be liked" Lit. fad.
((I get it a lot in the GB too, because I like to talk A Lot and am more extroverted than the typical anglo-saxon Litster. But I'm anything But attention seeking and I sit on the margins when I'm part of a crowd IRL.))

It happens in the GB all the time.
You have people either having fun or having a passionate discussion on a topic that interests them. And then all of a sudden, someone who never showed any interest in that thread starts spamming it with The Bomb: "X and Y are attention whores".

Uncanny!

The resounding consensus of your peers flies in the face of that statement.

 

[hashtag45]

So you decided to cyberstalk me on other boards too, Emerson?

Go stalk someone else, you sleazy creep, cause I'm out of your league.