pick up lines

[thetiesthatbindme]

"How you doin?"

 

[bashfull]

As someone who is about to reenter the dating scene, I'm taking notes. And studying the women's responses and coaches.



I haven't "picked up" a woman in years. The last few times, they've approached me. And the last time, I thought she just wanted conversation. The bar was very loud and we kept having to lean in to hear each other. After a few minutes of doing this, she planted her lips on mine.

 

[drobert44]

As someone who is about to reenter the dating scene, I'm taking notes. And studying the women's responses and coaches.



I haven't "picked up" a woman in years. The last few times, they've approached me. And the last time, I thought she just wanted conversation. The bar was very loud and we kept having to lean in to hear each other. After a few minutes of doing this, she planted her lips on mine.

Money talks and bullshit walks

 

[Mo_Bandy]

When we gonna see them panties droppin?

 

[Wilfredworth1970]

I had been chatting to a girl in a bar for a few minutes and i said to her "If you tell me what pet you have, i can tell what sort of person you are" She told me she has a Cat, so i said "Right, that means you're a very loving, very caring person... really attractive to the opposite sex.... and as a result ABSOLUTELY Amazing in bed" I paused for a second and then said "Iv'e got a Cat"

 

[Coyote100]

Excuse me. Didn't l see you on my recent flight from Paris.

 

[Kittycity]

My fav:

There are 20 letters in the Alphabet right?
26?
Ah Heck, sorry I forgot the U R A Q T
Ha.. that still only makes 25?!
I'm sorry, you can get that D later...

Shout out to Hitman Holla

 

[orangecurious]

I haz cinnamon buns

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Hey baby. Want some booger sugar?

 

[deft]

"It's not gonna suck itself, luv"

 

[Curious_2]

Nice shoes.Wanna f**k?

 

[triptoceylon]

"Should I call you for breakfast or just nudge you?"

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I've been told

I'd like that red on my head

 

[Shenanigans90]

https://imgur.com/a/1hmAy69

 

[Azuldrgon]

"I suck at pick up lines. May I buy you a drink?"

 

[ericalauren]

I don't go to bars or otherwise participate in nightlife. My friend Michaela says that the worst pick-up line is when someone pretends that they know who you are. I think that the worst pick-up line would be a comment about the person's body. For example, "wow, nice boobs, baby". My sister got that one a lot when she used to go out.

 

[FLman1966]

Hey Girl, you look familiar. Do you work for UPS, because I have a large package I need you to handle

 

[StrangerDuJour]

I bet your name is worth [more than/less than/the same as] mine in Esperanto Scrabble.

 

[Recooter]

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me.

 

[sixfoot4]

For real. Earnest young man. Showing the pantomime dance girls around a factory. Mid presentation, one asks me in a strong 'Beatles Liverpool accent',
"I suppose a fook's outta the question?"

 

[likitisplit]

nice ass baby get in the truck!

 

[Recooter]

nice ass baby get in the truck!

My favorite yet

 

[drobert44]

My favorite yet

Where are you at in your cycle?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I'm Aries

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I’m a Taurus, wanna ride this bull?