pick up lines

[MisterAlice]

I'd love to hear the ladies offering up some of their favorites or what might work for them. For most men, all a woman has to do is ask, Is this seat taken, and they'd be all over them.

 

[bashfull]

I'd love to hear the ladies offering up some of their favorites or what might work for them. For most men, all a woman has to do is ask, Is this seat taken, and they'd be all over them.

well, this is a cheesy, tongue in cheek thread but we can change it up! Ladies, what say you?

 

[MisterAlice]

well, this is a cheesy, tongue in cheek thread but we can change it up! Ladies, what say you?

I get it. I didn't mean to hijack your thread. I just figured maybe men could get some help, but I think the truth is there is no simple, easy pickup line that will work on any woman. Dating is really fucking hard and is a roller coaster ride of emotions from elation to depression and all emotions in between.

That being said, many years ago, I asked a woman out. She said she had a boyfriend, so I was like, "I don't see a ring on your finger." She was surprised, but she laughed. I gave her my number, and she ended up calling me a few days later. It turned out her relationship was already on the rocks. She broke up with the guy and called me. Sadly not much came of it, but to this day I'm still surprised that actually worked.