pick up lines

[Coyote100]

There is suppose to be a Biden rally in the park. Want to come?

 

[bashfull]

" I am going to teach you to release all control to me"

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Hey baby...can I get your digits?

 

[bonnietaylor200]

Money talks and bullshit walks

amen!!!! Dream on!

 

[bonnietaylor200]

When we gonna see them panties droppin?

class act!! N O T !!!

 

[bonnietaylor200]

Come on over and sit on my lap, let's talk about the first thing that pops up.

from 1957

 

[bonnietaylor200]

There is suppose to be a Biden rally in the park. Want to come?

makes me want to vomit on you!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

O

class act!! N O T !!!

 

[Coyote100]

I hate drinking alone. Would you mind if l joined you.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

When was the last time you gave a decent beej?

 

[bonnietaylor200a]

And they wonder why they don't get any ass????????

Here's one "Hey baby I'm the telephone man" Look it up!

 

[AlexBailey]

Hey baby...can I get your digits?

Can I count on your digits?

 

[JackKingOff]

Hello beautiful,
what time do you get off? I would love to watch.

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

If she appears athletic, or looks like she used play sports, I always started with that "Hey, did you play softball/basketball/volleyball etc?" If so, gives you an immediate subject to talk about if you are knowledgeable about it. If not, say "damn, you have the athletic look of someone that could"

 

[Live_Oak]

Hey baby, do you have a wrench? Just looking at you is making my nuts tight.

 

[JackKingOff]

You like water parks? I would love to make a splash with you.

 

[bonnietaylor200a]

Hey baby, do you have a wrench? Just looking at you is making my nuts tight.

class act, this one

 

[bashfull]

Me: Howdy. You might as well call me thief

Her: why?

Me: because I'm going to steal your heart

 

[bonnietaylor200a]

Me: Howdy. You might as well call me thief

Her: why?

Me: because I'm going to steal your heart

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!