pick up lines

[Coyote100]

There is suppose to be a Biden rally in the park. Want to come?

 

[bashfull]

" I am going to teach you to release all control to me"

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Hey baby...can I get your digits?

 

[bonnietaylor200]

Money talks and bullshit walks

amen!!!! Dream on!

 

[bonnietaylor200]

When we gonna see them panties droppin?

class act!! N O T !!!

 

[bonnietaylor200]

Come on over and sit on my lap, let's talk about the first thing that pops up.

from 1957

 

[bonnietaylor200]

There is suppose to be a Biden rally in the park. Want to come?

makes me want to vomit on you!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

O

class act!! N O T !!!

 

[Coyote100]

I hate drinking alone. Would you mind if l joined you.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

When was the last time you gave a decent beej?

 

[bonnietaylor200a]

And they wonder why they don't get any ass????????

Here's one "Hey baby I'm the telephone man" Look it up!

 

[AlexBailey]

Hey baby...can I get your digits?

Can I count on your digits?

 

[JackKingOff]

Hello beautiful,
what time do you get off? I would love to watch.

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

If she appears athletic, or looks like she used play sports, I always started with that "Hey, did you play softball/basketball/volleyball etc?" If so, gives you an immediate subject to talk about if you are knowledgeable about it. If not, say "damn, you have the athletic look of someone that could"

 

[Live_Oak]

Hey baby, do you have a wrench? Just looking at you is making my nuts tight.

 

[JackKingOff]

You like water parks? I would love to make a splash with you.

 

[bonnietaylor200a]

Hey baby, do you have a wrench? Just looking at you is making my nuts tight.

class act, this one

 

[bashfull]

Me: Howdy. You might as well call me thief

Her: why?

Me: because I'm going to steal your heart

 

[bonnietaylor200a]

Me: Howdy. You might as well call me thief

Her: why?

Me: because I'm going to steal your heart

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GoodnessO]

Wow Girl, you could win every Emma Watson cosplay competition with your looks. I dream of eating her pussy since I'm 15. What's your name anyway?

It's Emma Hi....

As a person with a pussy, "I wanna eat your pussy" type pickup lines have always been a turn off for me. If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that... Here's the pickup line I used on my now husband: "Would you like to meet my dog?" Another pickup line I used (& it was true at the time): "My bathroom is being remodeled. Do you have a shower?" And (also true at the time), "I just got my bathroom remodeled with a jacuzzi tub. Wanna join me?"

 

[bashfull]

heres another cheesy one:

"I can tell the future"

"How?"

"I can tell the future through a kiss. Want me to tell you yours?"

"ok"

After the Kiss "I foresee you are about to go home with me"

 

[bashfull]

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!

@bonnietaylor200a While your comments and reactions are appreciated, You do realize this is a cheesy pickup line thread and not real lines, right? Just making sure.

 

[GoodnessO]

@bonnietaylor200a While your comments and reactions are appreciated, You do realize this is a cheesy pickup line thread and not real lines, right? Just making sure.

If that's directed at me, my apology. But although mine were real (in that I actually used them) they could be considered cheesy, or at least somewhat comical? Or maybe not, again, my apology. I'm new here, & sometimes I take things too literally.

 

[MisterAlice]

Good, appropriate pick-up lines are pretty hard to come by. Comedian Bill Barr's wife was giving him shit about guys asking women out, so he had her try to come up with some good lines, and she failed. I got respect for anyone who shoots their shot even if it does end in embarrassment.

 

[bashfull]

If that's directed at me, my apology. But although mine were real (in that I actually used them) they could be considered cheesy, or at least somewhat comical? Or maybe not, again, my apology. I'm new here, & sometimes I take things too literally.

It wasn't. It was for Bonnietaylor. @GoodnessO your input was much appreciated. Given Bonnie's reactions and replies to many of the posts, I just wanted to make sure she knew this thread was all in jest. Thanks for contributing! Please feel free to continue, darlin'.