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Curious to know, care to be my secret online mistress? I'm stroking my hard cock while my girlfriend is sleeping in the same room right now... give me a reason to get caught will ya, sugar?

I've seen other people post the same asshat PM. I'm so tempted to be snarky.

And to think....nothing since last month. We were on a roll!

Screw it. Snark it shall be.
 
BeachMomma said:
This just in:

Curious to know, care to be my secret online mistress? I'm stroking my hard cock while my girlfriend is sleeping in the same room right now... give me a reason to get caught will ya, sugar?

I've seen other people post the same asshat PM. I'm so tempted to be snarky.

And to think....nothing since last month. We were on a roll!

Screw it. Snark it shall be.
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Meany!
 
I've lost count of how many "Hey what's the fine for an overdue library book" ones I've gotten. Helpful hint, adding a winky face at the end does not, in fact, make that line more flirty.
 
LibraryVixen said:
I've lost count of how many "Hey what's the fine for an overdue library book" ones I've gotten. Helpful hint, adding a winky face at the end does not, in fact, make that line more flirty.
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Seriously, what is the fine for an overdue book? It's been a few years since I've borrowed one.
 
RjThoughts said:
Seriously, what is the fine for an overdue book? It's been a few years since I've borrowed one.
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Haha...umm...(1) why have you been abandoning your local library??! That's crazy talk. And (b) that policy varies by library system. In mine it's .10 cents per day per book. We're really sticking it to them!
 
LibraryVixen said:
Haha...umm...(1) why have you been abandoning your local library??! That's crazy talk. And (b) that policy varies by library system. In mine it's .10 cents per day per book. We're really sticking it to them!
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I borrow books via the Nook ;)
I use the library for research, driving the librarians to mild annoyance with my requests.
 
RjThoughts said:
I borrow books via the Nook ;)
I use the library for research, driving the librarians to mild annoyance with my requests.
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I bet they have ebooks for download to your Nook. My library system does. And also, be nice to the librarians. LOL
 
LibraryVixen said:
I bet they have ebooks for download to your Nook. My library system does. And also, be nice to the librarians. LOL
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I love the ebooks, I'll download when I need to show work or someone else the information. I am nice to the librarians. When they see me coming with my backpack, they smile
 
I hear that a lot. :) I always wonder if a) they haven't been around enough redheads to know what they're talking about, b) they're gluttons for punishment, or c) they just can't resist!

:D Lord knows it's not easy living with redheads. Some say the reward is worth it. I'm not so sure. LOL
 
BeachMomma said:
I hear that a lot. :) I always wonder if a) they haven't been around enough redheads to know what they're talking about, b) they're gluttons for punishment, or c) they just can't resist!

:D Lord knows it's not easy living with redheads. Some say the reward is worth it. I'm not so sure. LOL
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I've always had two weaknesses, Italian women and redheads
I dated a redheaded Italian (updownleftright prayer got me out alive :eek:)
I currently work with a redhead. So far, I've not witnessed her temper, though I've been nice and not flirted
 
HAHAHA! Oh God, I can't imagine a redheaded Italian! I'm a redheaded German, but I couldn't tell you if that's good or bad. All I know is that I can throw a bit of a temper tantrum when I feel the need.

I'm also a Scorpio. I think that probably exacerbates the temper more than anything else. Between the fiery hair and the Zodiac sign, any man who can stand to be around me will be a very happy man if he can learn to stay out of the way when the hair is on fire. :D (And for God's sake, if he can manage to not be the one who sets the hair on fire in the first place!)
 
BeachMomma said:
HAHAHA! Oh God, I can't imagine a redheaded Italian! I'm a redheaded German, but I couldn't tell you if that's good or bad. All I know is that I can throw a bit of a temper tantrum when I feel the need.

I'm also a Scorpio. I think that probably exacerbates the temper more than anything else. Between the fiery hair and the Zodiac sign, any man who can stand to be around me will be a very happy man if he can learn to stay out of the way when the hair is on fire. :D (And for God's sake, if he can manage to not be the one who sets the hair on fire in the first place!)
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Her temper was quick, I have to say that, but fortunately, it was never directed at me.
 
Porkwarrior said:
I have to admit...the first time I saw "Lordcock1" as a user handle I had an almost irresistible urge to start spamming asshat homoerotic pick up lines into his Inbox. :D
Well that...and that "Lordcock" was already taken...so he had to settle for "Lordcock1"!
Now who is the real lord of cock? Or can there be two lords of the cock?
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I automatically lapse into speaking the Queens English whenever I run across Lordcocks username. Sometimes, I even curtsy. :D
 
Sent in a PM LOL

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BeachMomma said:
This just in:

Curious to know, care to be my secret online mistress? I'm stroking my hard cock while my girlfriend is sleeping in the same room right now... give me a reason to get caught will ya, sugar?

I've seen other people post the same asshat PM. I'm so tempted to be snarky.

And to think....nothing since last month. We were on a roll!

Screw it. Snark it shall be.
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Perfect opportunity to link said asshat to some granny porn! :devil:
 
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