PM asshattery

[NippleMuncher]

And for all those chatting about librarians, porn makes 'em seem so hot! Reality is, put the books down and back the fuck away! You don't want any of that shit! Maybe, just maybe, not all librarians are that way, but I live with one and, trust me when I say this, it ain't easy! This is just my experience, mind you.

 

[BeachMomma]

Perfect opportunity to link said asshat to some granny porn!

Granny porn?!? Please oh please tell me you can link me to some good stuff!

 

[RjThoughts]

Granny porn?!? Please oh please tell me you can link me to some good stuff!

I can find some. Wait, I do follow some mature tumblr blogs

 

[BeachMomma]

I can find some. Wait, I do follow some mature tumblr blogs

Pretty please? And if you tumblr experts wouldn't mind, I'd appreciate some tips via pm of how y'all find the good stuff. I can't navigate tumblr for shit. Thanks!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Pretty please? And if you tumblr experts wouldn't mind, I'd appreciate some tips via pm of how y'all find the good stuff. I can't navigate tumblr for shit. Thanks!

When it comes to finding granny porn, is there really any "good" stuff out there, and as a side comment, me thinks you over estimate the values of said asshats to worry about finding "good" granny porn.

Go to any one of a hundred adult vid sites and search "granny" and you should have a pretty healthy choice to choose from. It's an asshat, so the more vulgar and disgusting you can find the better! If they want personal pics, go find some granny pics.

Of course, all this does assume you want to have some fun with said asshat. Otherwise, find a nice goatse pic for them and bid them adieu.

 

[RjThoughts]

OMG I think I scared BeachMomma

 

[Emerson40]

Of course, all this does assume you want to have some fun with said asshat. Otherwise, find a nice goatse pic for them and bid them adieu.

Nicest one I know.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Nicest one I know.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You never fail to find the perfect pic! Of course, for the average asshat, an actual goatse pic, preferably a GOAT goatse pic would be in order!

 

[Eliphaz]

As far as I know I've never had one of my PMs show up in here

I can only imagine the onslaught of useless PMs that would come with having a female sounding name or posting anything at all salacious, so I can totally understand being very selective about responding.

I don't spend a whole lot of time on here but now and then I'll try to start a conversation with someone who's posted something interesting, or who just sounds interesting, usually in a thread we've both posted in. The difference I've noticed is that men usually ignore what I've said and respond with a hookup solicitation, and women don't respond at all. I exaggerate a bit, but not much.

Of course there's also the possibility I'm just too boring to bother talking to.

I guess what I'm curious about is (primarily if you're female, I guess) do you normally skip a PM if it's from someone you've not already been talking to directly in a thread?

(no, there are no Carlos Danger pics involved.)

 

[angie33]

Wished I would have seen this thread sooner.
I could of easily posted three pages worth of asshattery pm's.

 

[UCanBLeafinMe]

Wished I would have seen this thread sooner.
I could of easily posted three pages worth of asshattery pm's.

We all could

 

[GrrlFriday]

hi. nice name.

i'm looking for interesting conversation and can offer the same in return.

let me know if you're interested.

I wonder if this guy, in real life, goes around saying 'hi. nice rack.' or something of that ilk. He's a one-post-wonder, too. Talk in public so that we can all get to know you!

 

[UCanBLeafinMe]

hey, i just read your profile and it says that u like to share experiences, well i just want to what kind of things you 'd like to share and what you also like to hear about,
well on that note, hopefully we can chat some more, looking forward to hear from you, thanks

And my response

Sorry, but improper grammar causes me to want to take a red pen and correct it. I'm NOT sharing with an illiterate.

Moments later this came to me

hmmmm, sorry for my earlier message. i wrote it in such a haste so you were right to turn me down. anyways lets start again. i read your profile and it seems to me that you are a hard women to please, but there is no harm in trying ryt?
you have a lovely slutty face and i wish i could rub my cock all over it. i bet ur ass looks fine baby, as i can see from your pic. i would love to suck that and make it wet and give it to you frm the rear, hehehehe.......
i bet you can handle all that pleasure........
truly your fan
mrX

Response

Excuse me, your first message said that I liked to share experiences. I NEVER had that on my profile, you've mistaken me for someone else.

I wonder, does your bullshit lameness ever work? Because, well, it doesn't with me.

Delusional Wednesday!

 

[Blase]

Not so much PM asshattery as PM cluelessness.

I had a guy PM me the other day with a fairly general comment that I sounded interesting.

Okay, a little unusual for me to get a PM like that from another male, but nothing rude about it, so I sent a brief response. He followed up with a couple more questions and comments.

The kicker came when I mentioned something about having had a good friend on Lit and he asked if I'd met him in person. My response was along the lines of, ""Well, "he" was a she... You do realize that I'm a straight male, I trust?"

Didn't get an answer back to that one.

Honestly, it seems like some people, especially guys, only assimilate the process of interesting someone online one step at a time. Yes, politeness is a must, but so is READING THEIR FUCKING PROFILE!!! The most cursory examination of mine would reveal links to several personal threads, all of them addressed to women.

Anyway, I know that rants like this from males mostly make the ladies roll their eyes because they deal with that kind of stuff day in and day out...

But I think the point is worth repeating for those who are genuinely trying to learn how to approach people online. Don't just get excited over one post and decide to PM someone. Even if you don't make such a silly (and entirely avoidable) mistake, it will quickly become obvious to whoever you approach that you haven't even taken the time to look at the information that they have provided specifically to tell people something about themselves.

What are your chances then?

 

[Dreamscape12]

Not so much PM asshattery as PM cluelessness.

I had a guy PM me the other day with a fairly general comment that I sounded interesting.

Okay, a little unusual for me to get a PM like that from another male, but nothing rude about it, so I sent a brief response. He followed up with a couple more questions and comments.

The kicker came when I mentioned something about having had a good friend on Lit and he asked if I'd met him in person. My response was along the lines of, ""Well, "he" was a she... You do realize that I'm a straight male, I trust?"

Didn't get an answer back to that one.

Honestly, it seems like some people, especially guys, only assimilate the process of interesting someone online one step at a time. Yes, politeness is a must, but so is READING THEIR FUCKING PROFILE!!! The most cursory examination of mine would reveal links to several personal threads, all of them addressed to women.

Anyway, I know that rants like this from males mostly make the ladies roll their eyes because they deal with that kind of stuff day in and day out...

But I think the point is worth repeating for those who are genuinely trying to learn how to approach people online. Don't just get excited over one post and decide to PM someone. Even if you don't make such a silly (and entirely avoidable) mistake, it will quickly become obvious to whoever you approach that you haven't even taken the time to look at the information that they have provided specifically to tell people something about themselves.

What are your chances then?

Agree with your point. Had that a few times with PM's, but I understand someone thinking you're bi/gay accidently. I've got a pic thread where I welcome guys or girls commenting, it's open to everyone afterall.

What pisses me off is the guys who decide to keep sending me PM's after I've expained my sexual orientation or add me on Yahoo asking for cam time or whatever. Like you said.. check profiles/posts first before you make a pm.

 

[Blase]

Agree with your point. Had that a few times with PM's, but I understand someone thinking you're bi/gay accidently. I've got a pic thread where I welcome guys or girls commenting, it's open to everyone afterall.

I think this guy actually thought I was female, judging by the way he phrased his questions, and also because I took the time to look at his profile, plus a few of his posts, and saw nothing that seemed to indicate he was anything other than straight.

And I've had that happen at least once before (more sure of what that guy thought because he wound up sending me a quick apology after I explained that he was mistaken about my gender).

It's just unfortunate because, even making the effort to be polite, you're still setting yourself up to lose if you don't take the time to look at profiles and get some idea of who you're talking to.

 

[BeachMomma]

I thought the asshats had taken a vacation. They must just be tired of me. Yay!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I thought the asshats had taken a vacation. They must just be tired of me. Yay!

*quickly drafts invitations to BeachMomma's In box*

 

[BeachMomma]

*quickly drafts invitations to BeachMomma's In box*

RA, lovely lady in lime. It's a good goddamned thing I love you.

 

[tinkerbells14]

Hi...

curious

I like erotic young women to enjoy sharing my thoughts about being attracted and seduced...and the fact that those women are worth having all their fantasies and needs satisfied.

no woman can escape her own sexual appetites and fantasies don't you think? Nor can a man...

Not sure if I got this right but this is what I got.lol.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

RA, lovely lady in lime. It's a good goddamned thing I love you.

*quick pounce before bed*
I couldn't resist..hope you're getting along. Sandman is calling my name...(((hugs)))
But don't worry about it..the asshats still can't read, so I'm sure they'll get around to pm'img you again, sooner or later.

 

[BeachMomma]

*quick pounce before bed*
I couldn't resist..hope you're getting along. Sandman is calling my name...(((hugs)))
But don't worry about it..the asshats still can't read, so I'm sure they'll get around to pm'img you again, sooner or later.

*pouncebewbiesquishinghugs*

Reading Comprehension 101 isn't a prerequisite for the Asshattery program. I don't think they take that until the post-grad program. Maybe not even until they start the doctorate program!

 

[GrrlFriday]

Has anyone else had this one? It reads like a copy-paste, and the claimed location he found me in doesn't fit. (Not to mention that he couldn't find my stories in my signature....)

From an erotic, creative Dominant
Good morning little one, or GF if that suits you better, my name is [redacted] and though most of your posts are scattered amongst the playground threads of varying topics, a few of your posts lets an observant man like myself see theres a sexually creative and exciting girl inside. So I was curious, other than the potential of vocal/phonesex which im sure you get often; do you do any kind of erotic writing like I do?

 

[silverwhisper]

a lot of lame asses do the c&p thing.

ed

 

[StaciRay79]

do not tell me you "want to impregnate" me.

do not write me a novel and ask if it gets me wet.

do not write simply "Hi. What are you up to?"

there is a happy medium somewhere in there - find it!!!