Pmann’s List of Adjectives You Don’t Want Used to Describe Your Genitals

[UsuallyPresent]

malignant

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

cute

 

[Trubbycat]

Microscopic

 

[lanceGibs]

Nickerfiller

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

encrusted

 

[Btq97]

lilliputian

 

[Trubbycat]

Fascinating

 

[Princessofthepillow]

"Cute "

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

like a "#2 pencil"

 

[BongoGal]

Serrated.

 

[Trubbycat]

petrified

 

[BongoGal]

petrified

Hardened?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Sanded
Shellacked
Varnished
Epoxied
Lathe-turned

 

[_Ritch_]

Pebble-dashed.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Acid-washed
Distressed
Starched
Velcro’s

 

[MrsPassion]

Crunchy
Oblong
Chaffing
Evil

 

[Lord Pmann]

Crunchy
Oblong
Chaffing
Evil

Crunchy? FFS.

 

[MrsPassion]

Crunchy? FFS.

You asked. I’d be absolutely mortified

 

[chad132]

Prickley.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Crusty

 

[chad132]

Deep fried

 

[crazychemgirl]

Organic

 

[chad132]

Overlooked.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Organic

Inorganic

 

[chad132]

Over ripe