Pmann's How to Improve the PG Thread

[Lord Pmann]

Crab Fest pretty sure you can find everything here

Crab fest… that’s what I call the Personals section of Lit.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Crab fest… that’s what I call the Personals section of Lit.

Pssssst we're *in* the personals section of lit.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pssssst we're *in* the personals section of lit.

I said what I said.

 

[Moochienanu]

I said what I said.

And I said what I said about every pairs non-pairs and stags.

 

[Lord Pmann]

And I said what I said about every pairs non-pairs and stags.

Is this some kind of little speak that I do not understand?

Also, hello to my favourite purple texted lister.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Also, until @QuietCanadian gets around to setting up some studio time with Quincy Jones, I decided to lay down my own vocals for you all.

www.vocaroo.com/Fhy867Jen5309NY

 

[Cat]

Also, until @QuietCanadian gets around to setting up some studio time with Quincy Jones, I decided to lay down my own vocals for you all.

www.vocaroo.com/Fhy867Jen5309NY

..... Arse.....

 

[Trekka]

Also, until @QuietCanadian gets around to setting up some studio time with Quincy Jones, I decided to lay down my own vocals for you all.

www.vocaroo.com/Fhy867Jen5309NY

I cannot fuckin believe it.
Mom of teens here.
I should know better by now!

 

[Endless_Night]

Here’s your backing track. It’s a bit rough, but it’ll do.

https://voca.ro/1anvlZnGPapE

I listened (somewhat trepidatiously ), expecting some type of trick.


But!!! Wow!

 

[Endless_Night]

I have very nerdy goosebumps upon reading this.

At the risk of exciting you further….



My deck is blue/green.

 

[Endless_Night]

Also, until @QuietCanadian gets around to setting up some studio time with Quincy Jones, I decided to lay down my own vocals for you all.

www.vocaroo.com/Fhy867Jen5309NY

Aaaaaaaaaand, there’s the trick.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Here’s your backing track. It’s a bit rough, but it’ll do.

https://voca.ro/1anvlZnGPapE

They really should play this in waiting rooms everywhere. Just sitting there reading a 2014 edition of Good Housekeeping, start tapping your foot, it's just kinda there, and then it hits you, Dick in a Box.

 

[Trekka]

They really should play this in waiting rooms everywhere. Just sitting there reading a 2014 edition of Good Housekeeping, start tapping your foot, it's just kinda there, and then it hits you, Dick in a Box.

Good Housekeeping

 

[Trekka]

So, some updates.

*cues up entertainment tonight intro*

Inside sources confirm…

QC and Pmann are indeed working together behind the scenes on a raunchy musical collab. Rough cuts indicate there may be a gizzy gem in the works here! The single is being teased as, “brilliantly pervy.” So sit tight folks, as two Lit’s finest join mouths and fingers to croon and strum on what may become the greatest/only lit record of all time.

Hotwords is rumored to be doing the album cover. Known famously for his artful, creative, surrealistic, and thoughtful cocktography, Hotwords brings to the visual space what QC and Pmann bring to the musical: basically, they cum in your ears, and then HW cums in your eyes.

Perhaps even more exciting, though, is that sources can confirm there is “buzz” about approaching @default24 to mmmmmaybe work on a possible music video. Pretty please. With sugar on top.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I can’t promise I’ll cum in anyone’s ears…

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I can’t promise I’ll cum in anyone’s ears…

I’ve heard your aim is notoriously bad.

 

[Endless_Night]

So, some updates.

*cues up entertainment tonight intro*

Inside sources confirm…

QC and Pmann are indeed working together behind the scenes on a raunchy musical collab. Rough cuts indicate there may be a gizzy gem in the works here! The single is being teased as, “brilliantly pervy.” So sit tight folks, as two Lit’s finest join mouths and fingers to croon and strum on what may become the greatest/only lit record of all time.

Hotwords is rumored to be doing the album cover. Known famously for his artful, creative, surrealistic, and thoughtful cocktography, Hotwords brings to the visual space what QC and Pmann bring to the musical: basically, they cum in your ears, and then HW cums in your eyes.

Perhaps even more exciting, though, is that sources can confirm there is “buzz” about approaching @default24 to mmmmmaybe work on a possible music video. Pretty please. With sugar on top.

Oh, my....

I might have to break my long-standing "no pics" "no videos" policy.

 

[ydahecnot]

Oh, my....

I might have to break my long-standing "no pics" "no videos" policy.

So…video in your cheerleader uniform confirmed

 

[Endless_Night]

So…video in your cheerleader uniform confirmed

Umm...yeah, nope.

 

[ydahecnot]

Umm...yeah, nope.

No takebacks!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now I've forgotten what I came here to say.

I'm still waiting on this music video and the trading cards

How are they supposed to be distributed? Do we hand them out like calling cards when we show up in people's inboxes?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Now I've forgotten what I came here to say.

I'm still waiting on this music video and the trading cards

How are they supposed to be distributed? Do we hand them out like calling cards when we show up in people's inboxes?

I want to know if you can only trade them for other cards or if you can trade them for wine and/or chocolate

 

[barefootgirl69]

I want to know if you can only trade them for other cards or if you can trade them for wine and/or chocolate

Or sexual favors.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Now I've forgotten what I came here to say.

I'm still waiting on this music video and the trading cards

How are they supposed to be distributed? Do we hand them out like calling cards when we show up in people's inboxes?

Think Vegas Strip.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Think Vegas Strip.

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I think boutique pussy and dick cards need a more elegant distribution method and rarified audience.