Pmann’s List of Adjectives You Don’t Want Used to Describe Your Genitals

[Cyber_Bella]

bottomless

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Lopsided

 

[Lord Pmann]

We're all about enthusiastic consent, aren't we @Lord Pmann ?

I just saw this.

And no, what you described is the exact opposite of my kink.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I just saw this.

And no, what you described is the exact opposite of my kink.

Is that a rape joke?

 

[YoWhatsGood]

Is that a rape joke?

Maybe he’s into pity sex? Like reluctant consent?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Maybe he’s into pity sex? Like reluctant consent?

Omfg

Reluctant consent. That's such a dude way to describe it

 

[bigtallman]

gangrenous
withered
dessicated
inconsequential
comical
off putting
prepubescent
like a stick figure

 

[LegoHead]

Interesting

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Repulsive
Infested
Scary
Kitschy
Yellowish

= RISKY

 

[YoWhatsGood]

Cute

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Dicey

 

[Lord Pmann]

Bumpy

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Embarrassing

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Frightening

 

[VoraciousValue]

Cute
Smelly
Undesirable
Microscopic
Thumb Dick
Unostentatious
Insignificant
Abominable
Inadmissible
Unsatisfactory
Loathsome
Objectionable
Troublesome
Unwanted
Unsavory

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Cringeworthy
Unidentifiable
Nasty
Terrible
Insignificant
Horrible

= CUNT-ISH

 

[alwaysaway]

Wide-set.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Alien

 

[Sunlover101]

Small

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Someone told me theirs was green and lumpy.

 

[mynameisben]

Someone told me theirs was green and lumpy.

You must be cyber buddies with Shrek.


Ben

 

[Lonelywife1205]

What the actual fuck…

I think he was trying hard not to turn me on. It worked.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Crumbly.
Colorful.
Itchy.

 

[YoWhatsGood]

Adorable

 

[sixfoot4]

Bent (as in has a pronounced curve left, right or up,) LADIES When you have such a wonky sausage doin' it to you, does the curve add pleasure?