Poetry Monkeys

[Remec]

There once was a poetry monkey
Who's writing had gotten quite wonky,
"It's not that the verse
has gotten much worse;
but that my word choice is so funky."

 

[PatCarrington]

Yes, he's smooth. He couldn't be any smoother unless I shaved every hair from his body.

may i inquire about your preference in shaving utensils?

 

[WickedEve]

may i inquire about your preference in shaving utensils?

I think I'd use a pink lady shaver on you. I'd lather you up (butt too) and... and... then I'd get Angeline to do the actual shaving. She's just dying to do it. Dying to do it.

 

[Angeline]

I think I'd use a pink lady shaver on you. I'd lather you up (butt too) and... and... then I'd get Angeline to do the actual shaving. She's just dying to do it. Dying to do it.

I think I'd be very good at it. I offered to shave ee's scalp for him, but he said no, the spoilsport.

And I have a pink lady shaver, too.

Cmere Patrick. lol.

 

[WickedEve]

I think I'd be very good at it. I offered to shave ee's scalp for him, but he said no, the spoilsport.

And I have a pink lady shaver, too.

Cmere Patrick. lol.

You're all giddy over it, aren't you?
Why did you want to shave ee? Is he going... bald?

 

[PatCarrington]

I think I'd be very good at it. I offered to shave ee's scalp for him, but he said no, the spoilsport.

And I have a pink lady shaver, too.

Cmere Patrick. lol.

some preliminary questions:

1) are you just a wee bit more perturbed that i argue with you than you let on?

2) do you tremble?

3) do those of the jewish persuasion consider the body a holy temple, or anything reasonably close?

4) you said "Cmere Patrick" a tad too merrily. should that worry me?

5) is this on-the-job training?


......(i think i'm just stalling)

 

[Angeline]

You're all giddy over it, aren't you?
Why did you want to shave ee? Is he going... bald?

He was going to have his head shaved anyway, lol. And it wasn't quite short enough. It's fun to touch though. hahaha.

 

[Liar]

Thank you. They're wonderful. You always say the right thing.

 

[Angeline]

some preliminary questions:

1) are you just a wee bit more perturbed that i argue with you than you let on?

2) do you tremble?

3) do those of the jewish persuasion consider the body a holy temple, or anything reasonably close?

4) you said "Cmere Patrick" a tad too merrily. should that worry me?

5) is this on-the-job training?


......(i think i'm just stalling)

1. I love arguing with you. I really do. You get all bitchy in the cutest way. It's fun. And unlike Lauren who could beat me to a bloody pulp if she wanted to, you're a gentleman. That Lauren's no gentleman.

2. Not at inappropriate moments.

3. You really don't want me to make any circumcision jokes here, right?

4. Yes. That is the one thing that should worry you.

5. Think of the poem you could write.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I got the blade right here...

 

[Angeline]

I got the blade right here...

I think he just fled the thread. lol.

 

[PatCarrington]

I got the blade right here...

.....and hellfire behind you.

 

[sandspike]

I am 4,5,and 6......

The average would make me a five, but w/ a smile and pretty much the equip.
that Tath or his monkey use. This thread was been high jacked. In the
real world no one would care. Here at Lit. things are more important. Here is what you need to do.

1. Eve change that damn AV. I want some ass or that PTA flick from last year.

2. Ang., get some monkeys that smile.

3. Pat, put your pen back in your pants.

4. I'm going for some Seeger (not Bruce) and a beer, fix this darn thing. Oh,
if I wasn't heavy into the beer this would of rhymmmed, oh I'm fading fast......

 

[PatCarrington]

3. Pat, put your pen back in your pants.

there's no room at the moment, spike.

 

[Angeline]

The average would make me a five, but w/ a smile and pretty much the equip.
that Tath or his monkey use. This thread was been high jacked. In the
real world no one would care. Here at Lit. things are more important. Here is what you need to do.

1. Eve change that damn AV. I want some ass or that PTA flick from last year.

2. Ang., get some monkeys that smile.

3. Pat, put your pen back in your pants.

4. I'm going for some Seeger (not Bruce) and a beer, fix this darn thing. Oh,
if I wasn't heavy into the beer this would of rhymmmed, oh I'm fading fast......

I don't have many monkey photos. That was just a rumor. Anyway, Liar's monkeys are smiling. The second ones.

Don't blame poor Patrick. You should have seen what the women here did to OT's av once. It was brutal, a pack mentality.

 

[PatCarrington]

It was brutal, a pack mentality.

now you're talkin'.

that type of chit-chat won't make room in my pants for my pen, though.

 

[Angeline]

now you're talkin'.

that type of chit-chat won't make room in my pants for my pen, though.

you sick little monkey. lol.

 

[PatCarrington]

you sick little monkey. lol.

steering a high-jacked thread back to port, eh?

 

[WickedEve]

1. Eve change that damn AV. I want some ass or that PTA flick from last year.

PTA flick?
And I changed the damn av. It was freaking me out.

 

[Angeline]

steering a high-jacked thread back to port, eh?

Not really. It was sort of pointless to begin with.

 

[PatCarrington]

PTA flick?
And I changed the damn av. It was freaking me out.

phew.....thank god.

the other one was giving me a bad trip.

this one has me reaching for a razor of my own.

 

[WickedEve]

Not really. It was sort of pointless to begin with.

Pointless? But this thread has everything. It has monkey and madness. What about the fun with unshaved Pat? Pointless?

 

[Angeline]

Pointless? But this thread has everything. It has monkey and madness. What about the fun with unshaved Pat? Pointless?

You're right as usual. But I always feel better if there's a poem.

An Infinite Number of Monkeys
Ronald Koertge

After all the Shakespeare, the book
of poems they type is the saddest
in history.

But before they can finish it,
they have to wait for that Someone
who is always

looking to look away. Only then
can they strike the million
keys that spell

humiliation and grief, which are
the great subjects of Monkey
Literature

and not, as some people still
believe, the banana
and the tire.

 

[WickedEve]

wisp of a chimp

Fine paisley hare is but fluff,
pacifying tiny grasp,
padding cheek in that sleepy hour.

Cuddles drift to corner low,
where fur clings sweet
and peppermint thick.

Over floorboards, paws whisper
past tails and whiskers,
sprinkled eyes, curious and wild.

Quilted vines climb
to where fingers slumber,
then release.

Fine paisley hare is but fluff,
now clinging sweet in the thick,
while wisp of a chimp curls
above jungle that sleeps.

 

[WickedEve]

monkeys
by oxalis ©

actual title:
monkeys swimming away in the night

~

special pawing
sensitive claw
bear-like
infected gash

(words added)

a safe night
tumbling like circus taught us
filler words
meaning of life is thievery

jubilee of criminals
some exotic island or peninsula
stuck into lake or salt ocean
sailed to, plundered, raped

plundered, raped
casino rich and porky
glitter fitzgivings
arms full of lady

raped by self
laying alone in id
having self
swimming away
by way of
conspicuous accoutrements
conspicuous accoutrements

clever sauce with tears
onions galore
garlic with dirt still attached
dug from a wet plot
during rain followed by nap

coulda waited for hole in cloud,
could have waited for a cloud with a hole to pass over head
over life
in the satisfied night
holding hands
with happy monkey
another understanding stranger