poll: favorite euphemisms for sex?

[Nikasha]

What about....

Knockin' boots
or
Lightening the luggage
or
The beast with two backs

We like this thread, yes we do

 

[eudaemonia]

My fiance and I use the word "festivities".

<huh>Kinda puts a whole new spin on the holiday "Festivus."</huh>

 

[Cathleen]

Euphemisms, euphemisms? I'm still working on the sex part. Hell, I think ''Hello'' would be an euphemism at this point.

 

[Cathleen]

What about....

Knockin' boots
or
Lightening the luggage
or
The beast with two backs

We like this thread, yes we do

Gives new meaning to the whole ''no baggage'' issue.

 

[wicked woman]

I knew this guy in college that was in the X-ray technology program. He swiped a sign from the clinic and hung it over his bed. It read: Please inform the technician if you are pregnant.

oh god scaly that reminds me of a sign I had over my bed in university:




Watch for children


Thanks for reminding me.

 

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[wicked woman]

maybe i would have had better results if I had had a "yield" sign over my bed

You saying they took that 'stop' sign literally?

 

[Guest]

 

[wicked woman]

actually, it was a "dead end" sign. probably wasn't the right thing to have.

at least you didn't have to hide it when your parents' visited.

 

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[TBKahuna123]

What about....

The beast with two backs

As a Shakespeare buff, I've always liked this one.

 

[HandFan]

Thanks to the book Zobmondo, if either of us says,"Let's get some pancakes.", it is so on, whether or not actual pancakes are involved.

I can't use the word, "handy", in a sentence without my hubbie getting all excited for a handjob.

If I have to masturbate I just say,"I've got to go be alone right now!"

He has a Happy, I have a Woobie....oh Lord, how embarrassing when you see it typed!

 

[Ravin the Poet]

Play with the lady.


then after sex she says


"my lady needs a break" and she curls up and rests.

 

[Ravin the Poet]

Well, I guess my internet likes to mess up.

 

[Sarojaede]

Lately, ours has been "playing catch".

 

[eudaemonia]

"Painting the basement."

 

[thedirtymedic]

"Painting the basement."

Like that one...

For female masturbation I like the line American Pie... Haven't you ever double clicked your mouse

For masturbation I like the following
fun for one
taking a friend out
one man cinema show
having some personal time

For sex
Beast with two backs
Dancing in the Sheets
Getting in some exercise
Adventures in Duvet land
Waking the neighbours (especially with my ex... as in Lets Wake The Neighbours)
Anatomy Lessson (I teach some medical topics)

I've put way to much thought into this....

 

[Lust Engine]

Between a series of girlfriends we've used terms like...

playing lumberjack
helmet polishing
knocking her down and splitting her lip
the workout

and a litany of others that have slipped my mind.

 

[glynndah]

You know, a sign over my bed in college would have done my no good whatsoever. I can't think of one time where I actually had sex in a bed. The campus library, the union mezzanine, outside in the park, etc., but nver in a bed. Everyone seemed to have agorophobic roommates.

As for the topic in question, my husband and I engage in "pair bonding rituals".

 

[Lust Engine]

the swap meat
horizontal mambo
DNA exchange
the lower lip lock
saving chair space

 

[GoneAViking]

Wanna do some laundry?

Ours came from a joke. A married couple wanted to find a euphemism to use in front of the kids. They decided to call it “doing laundry”. Well the husband asked the wife if they could do some laundry this evening after the kids went to bed, “Not tonight honey I have a headache.” The request was repeated for several nights to no avail. Eventually the wife felt bad about not taking care of her husbands need and on her own asked her husband if he would help with the laundry this evening. He replied, “No thanks Love, I already did the laundry by hand.”

 

[Lust Engine]

Wanna do some laundry?

Ours came from a joke. A married couple wanted to find a euphemism to use in front of the kids. They decided to call it “doing laundry”. Well the husband asked the wife if they could do some laundry this evening after the kids went to bed, “Not tonight honey I have a headache.” The request was repeated for several nights to no avail. Eventually the wife felt bad about not taking care of her husbands need and on her own asked her husband if he would help with the laundry this evening. He replied, “No thanks Love, I already did the laundry by hand.”

Ouch.

 

[Cathleen]

Ouch.

Definitely an ouch.

 

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[onthedf]

Insert lines from the end of "Grumpier Old Men" here....