silverwhisper
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i've always been a fan of "indoor sports".
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poll: favorite euphemisms for sex?
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silverwhisper
just this guy, you know?
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so sue me, i'm feeling nostalgic...
there's an old joke:
what's the difference between what a wife says after sex and a mistress? the wife says, "beige...i think we should paint the ceiling beige".
"beige" has become a oft-used euphemism.
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there's an old joke:
what's the difference between what a wife says after sex and a mistress? the wife says, "beige...i think we should paint the ceiling beige".
"beige" has become a oft-used euphemism.
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Blackrocker
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"Laying Pipe" has always been one of my favorites, as has "Chopping Wood".
GiggLeGasm
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hm. We could turn just about any topic into sex. The other day we were discussing golf and his "gap wedge" wanted to take a swing..
This morning we were talking about the holidays and he'd like to "lay a dolly under the tree"
The one we use most often evolved from a time that I was going for my bikini wax but couldn't say so because I was in mixed company.. so I told him that I had an appointment with the landscaper (and gave a little wink/smile)
"landscaping" has become the code word, especially if we're in public.
This morning we were talking about the holidays and he'd like to "lay a dolly under the tree"
The one we use most often evolved from a time that I was going for my bikini wax but couldn't say so because I was in mixed company.. so I told him that I had an appointment with the landscaper (and gave a little wink/smile)
"landscaping" has become the code word, especially if we're in public.
bailadora
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Wouldn't you know mine is dance related. I call it the mattress tango.
I've also heard sex referred to as doing the hibbity dibbity. Swear by all that's holy, I almost did a spit take when I heard that one. I was laughing that hard. I think this would be a good term to embarrass the kids with!
I've also heard sex referred to as doing the hibbity dibbity. Swear by all that's holy, I almost did a spit take when I heard that one. I was laughing that hard. I think this would be a good term to embarrass the kids with!
NippleMuncher
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I've also heard sex referred to as doing the hibbity dibbity. Swear by all that's holy, I almost did a spit take when I heard that one. I was laughing that hard. I think this would be a good term to embarrass the kids with!
That's why you need a lock on your door, so when you and hubby are all hibbity dibbity, Jr. can't walk in on you. Better yet, when Jr. and his girlfriend are all horizontal mambo, you can bang on his door and yell, "knock off all that hibbity dibbity in there!"
QuantumJumping
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Nothing generic.
Always specific to the relationship.
Develops from intimate interactions over time.
Nothing generic.
Always specific to the relationship.
Develops from intimate interactions over time.
