Porn pet peeves!

[StrongMaster7]

Oh, where to begin?!?!?

How about five minutes of a shot just showing a cock pumping in and out of a pussy and nothing else? Over and over. It might as well be 'looped'. No thanks.

How about a scene featuring a female performer with very large natural breasts and in the scene you don't show her breasts at all? They shoot her from every angle except the one that shows what she has that most other performers do not.

How about if the woman makes a face of disgust as the man ejaculates? Why were you blowing him for ten minutes? What did you think was going to happen?

How about those super-gaped anuses and vaginas? I'm not climbing in, sweetheart. And I'm not in medical school. No thanks.

How about those scenes where they show the man as much or more than the woman? Huge no thank you. I can see dudes at the gym.

How about the 'actresses' that can't fake an orgasm? Turn-off.

Enough.

 

[UtilityCurve]

Oh where do I start….

- coming close to vomiting or actual vomiting during oral sex
- anal where remnants last nights dinner is observable (aside from feeling fucking great when done properly, anal is pretty gross generally)
- mfms where the guys are so homophonic they avoid the other guys junk or semen like it’s radioactive
- mfms with camera cuts and cleanup in between
- performers not enjoying what they’re doing

Just for starts

All very good choices!

 

[Starlust]

The fact that every woman in porn has the same SoCal/valley girl accent no matter where they're actually from.

The generic male porn star voice. You know the one, a weird mixture of boredom and sadism.

F/F rimming scenes where the giver just half-heartedly flicks her tongue for a few secs, pulls back and shifts her position, then lazily flicks again. FFS, eat that ass like you mean it!

 

[ILman56]

Tattoos and crazy piercings.

 

[Celand]

Do NOT look at the camera! DO NOT LOOK AT THE CAMERA.

Yes I forgot that one

 

[stretch351]

I know that it has been mentioned before, but messy (bed) rooms is a real turn off.

 

[Stopokochac]

Fake moaning and obviously staged scenes
When the guy can't get hard without being touched
When the guy has to jerk himself over her to cum
When it skips scenes, especially undressing and foreplay
Videos that claim to be premature ejaculations or virgins, that very clearly aren't

 

[Dave60ga]

Spitting. Just gross

 

[Cardinal]

“Squirting” a girl pissing all over herself is not hot

 

[Rob_Royale]

Sorry of a combination of things. Where the guy isn't penetrating deeply because they have to open the angle between them so the viewer can see the penetration. Thus the woman isn't getting much feel and is acting. I'd rather have the guy balls deep in her and have her really fucking enjoying it where no acting is required.

I like seeing the penetration, but I'd rather see a women having her brains fucked out.

 

[MichiganBiker27]

When it skips scenes, especially undressing and foreplay

This is what I was going to say .... I came here to watch you undress hun.

 

[frappingwilly]

Going full naked or taking heels off, especially when feet are dirty.

Lack of dirty talk and over exaggerating blowjob sounds. Strangle/ choke and when the girls eyes water up after having a dick rammed in her face
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