Porn pet peeves!

When the cameraman talks. The creepy ass voice is a boner killer.
Maybe I should pick better porn....
 
People cumming and it not being caught to be enjoyed
Generally women’s cum is always wasted
(Less concerned about men’s)
But
This means women always have to stop to grinding on their lovers’ mouths to frantically finger for their “money shot” to prove they came?
 
People cumming and it not being caught to be enjoyed
Generally women’s cum is always wasted
(Less concerned about men’s)
But
This means women always have to stop to grinding on their lovers’ mouths to frantically finger for their “money shot” to prove they came?

Sad. Very sad.
 
When the cameraman talks. The creepy ass voice is a boner killer.
Maybe I should pick better porn....

Oh, absolutely! There's so much of this. Usually the husband or BF filming his wife or s/o being fucked. Often comical, always irritating. "Do you like that cock? Feels good, don't it? Are you gonna cum?" Along with directions, change your position, faster, slower.. I'd be inclined to just stop and have a smoke. Or watch some TV.
 
Oh, I forgot the worst one! The girl gives him a nice long sloppy sexy blowjob, but then, he pulls out of her mouth and JERKS HIMELF OFF! What is WRONG with these people?
Cumshots, especially facials!! Disgusting to me and I think disrespectful to the girl. If I tried it with my wife she'd be insulted, even though she loves to swallow. If I want to see a spouting cock I always have one close at hand, although my eyes are elsewhere ;)
 
Yeah. Or a sock with a hole in the toe,

Mine is socks period. I generally prefer amateur to professional, but it makes me crazy when (usually the guy) gets completely naked except for his socks. I guess some people get cold feet!
 
Mine is socks period. I generally prefer amateur to professional, but it makes me crazy when (usually the guy) gets completely naked except for his socks. I guess some people get cold feet!

Or shoes! I've seen guys naked except for shoes! Soks do bug me in porn but not IRL. I wear them and my last 4 BFs wear them.
 
The amatuer cuckold video where the wife is being fucked senseless by the other guy and the husband kneels alongside and expects her to stroke his dick while she's trying to focus on the fucking she's getting and building up to her orgasm!

For fucks sake husband's, bottle up your insecurities for a bit and let the woman enjoy the fucking that you've insisted she participate in without the distraction of you needing your willy stroked!
 
Oh, absolutely! There's so much of this. Usually the husband or BF filming his wife or s/o being fucked. Often comical, always irritating. "Do you like that cock? Feels good, don't it? Are you gonna cum?" Along with directions, change your position, faster, slower.. I'd be inclined to just stop and have a smoke. Or watch some TV.

I do like it when the wife is vocal and talks about how good the other guys dick is and how it makes her feel but yes, the insistent husband's who are trying to encourage their wife to be vocal or direct them are just annoying.
 
Admittedly, I don't watch a lot of porn. Love to see a rigorous banging, but lose all interest the moment he starts choking, slapping and/or spitting on her. I'm not into story, slow buildup, scenarios with costumes or supposed incest. I also don't like any sound at all, turn it off every time. Oh, and I don't need to see their faces.
 
Admittedly, I don't watch a lot of porn. Love to see a rigorous banging, but lose all interest the moment he starts choking, slapping and/or spitting on her. I'm not into story, slow buildup, scenarios with costumes or supposed incest. I also don't like any sound at all, turn it off every time. Oh, and I don't need to see their faces.

I really hate choking, spitting and women gagging on a cock. Not that they don't have their place, but not in what seems like every video.

Massive tattoos and piercings other than ears, tongue or navel are really big turn offs.

I don't need to see faces. In fact, if I don't, chances are the woman really is an amateur and I guess it goes back to when an ex used to let me post her photos on a well known amateur porn site. She said it wouldn't bother her if her face was visible, but I thought it hypocritical if I wasn't prepared to show mine. At first, I used to edit photos before posting them, but then I got lazy and started leaving out her face when I took the photos, which I later regretted.

What would I like to see? A kind of fly on the wall. An 'average' couple; late thirties. In fairly good shape (not gym bunnies). Bedtime on an average evening. Seeing then get ready for bed. She's probably just wearing a large tshirt or pyjamas. No seeming intention of having sex, but they end up having 'confortable' sex.

The kind of sex that isn't outstanding, but is great all the same. Loving. The kind all of us have and is probably the kind of sex we all miss when we don't have it.
 
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Just saw another one. Young woman riding a Sybian. The problem? She had super long, damaged hair. The top half was dark. The bottom half had been bleached blonde at some point and was frizzy and dried out. Her hair was constantly hanging down, blocking the view of everything but her hair. Worse still, she kept flipping it back in vain. Never once did she tuck it behind her ears. Hair, hair and more hair. That's all I saw.
 
I totally agree, I think a female writers, producer & director would make the Best ones, one for the ages.

That's why the Abby Winters and Yanks videos seem to be a cut above the average.

My own pet peeve: long, black fake eyelashes on the women.
 
Mine is socks period. I generally prefer amateur to professional, but it makes me crazy when (usually the guy) gets completely naked except for his socks. I guess some people get cold feet!

This is funny.

Back, in the day, when the wife and I went to swinger parties, one party actually had a rule that you could get kicked out, if you were caught naked, with your socks on. The guy who hosted them hated that.
 
Mine is this new-ish trend over the last few years of women porn stars giving blowjobs and having to make fake noises like they're choking while they roll their eyes in the back of their head..."uhh-gluck, uhh-gluck, uhh-gluck!"
 
This has been quite interesting to read. some very interesting perspectives, from this group.

I agree about the director speaking. I have a video of a very attractive woman (probably shot, in the early 90's) The woman is gorgeous, and surrounded by lots of guys, of all colors. Totally ruined by the cameraman's "direction." Even the lady seemed to be annoyed that she couldn't focus.
 
LOVED non tattooed Dakota Skye. Finding out your porn princess is dead, that's a huge pet peeve I didn't know i had

If you remember non-tattooed Dakota, you knew her when she was camming (Bitchassfuckingfuck). She had one really bad black rose tattoo, that she got when she was camming as Brooklyn_Kaye, Then, while trying to fix the bad one, she fell into the common trap of many, in the porn business. She was a GREAT cam performer. She was a phenomenal porn performer, but she had more personal demons than most of the people, in that business. Her last days were truly sad. She died on skid row, with absolutely NO ONE - not even her beloved dog (who had just died, recently) - other than the benevolent homeless person who offered her a place to sleep. She never woke up.

She was a great performer, who was not prepared to be the phenom that she became. I hope she has found peace.

You should see what Hannah Hays did to herself.

She is a mess, personally, these days, as well.
 
The Girl Not Cumming

I wish that girls would get to have real orgasms more in videos. Unless a video is specifically about squirting (and many of those seem faked), it seems the women have to fake an orgasm or just not have one. I love letting my man eat my pussy in my videos until I cum and it is obvious that I'm not faking it!
 
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