Porn pet peeves!

[richdon03]

I wish that girls would get to have real orgasms more in videos. Unless a video is specifically about squirting (and many of those seem faked), it seems the women have to fake an orgasm or just not have one. I love letting my man eat my pussy in my videos until I cum and it is obvious that I'm not faking it!

Any "squirting" you see in porn is pee. Occasionally, you'll come across a performer (usually in a Lily Cade Video -- See Dakota Skye) who loses control of her bladder, during a particularly aggressive scene, but if the liquid is clear and copious, it is pee.

Lesbian porn, - specifically that created by real lesbians - will, sometimes show real climaxes. It's still pee. B/G porn, it really depends on the chemistry between the performers. The most authentic reactions are, often, found in "amateurish" shoots, where the girls are in the scene, as much for the experience as the money (DesperateAmateurs, PrivateSociety).


Many porn performers have confirmed this.

My wife is a squirter. Still pee.

 

[richdon03]

If the woman over-hydrates, the pee doesn't taste bad, and it doesn't stink. It also guarantees a release, when she bears down.

Cytheria? All pee. They say it still feels really good, and that makes perfect sense.

 

[srjman]

Mine is this new-ish trend over the last few years of women porn stars giving blowjobs and having to make fake noises like they're choking while they roll their eyes in the back of their head..."uhh-gluck, uhh-gluck, uhh-gluck!"

Hard, hard pass. And this seems to be a default in every clip now.

 

[HordHolm]

Mine is this new-ish trend over the last few years of women porn stars giving blowjobs and having to make fake noises like they're choking while they roll their eyes in the back of their head..."uhh-gluck, uhh-gluck, uhh-gluck!"

Just as srjman above, I agree with this totally.

 

[Jada59]

Just as srjman above, I agree with this totally.

If the cock is thick enough, I will actually make this noise. Not on purpose and ew. I know.

I saw two last night that drove me away from the computer. The women threw up while sucking. No! No! No!

 

[TrueLoveOtherwordlyPleasure]

Acrobatic sex straight from the revised and extended porn handbook just bums me out. It's fine if the whole set is obviously Hollywood, but when I watch a normal looking woman posing as the mother of the man she is sucking off the intercourse that follows needs to look natural. But so often do I see the scene proceed with her jumping up and holding on to the rafters and putting her feet behind her head and let her "son" fuck her for the first time in a position that's useless for anything but an artistic camera shot. The same goes for any porn where Hollywood sex ruins the illusion, but...

... not necessarily fathers fucking daughters. If I had a lightweight like that at home I'd throw her around any which way. But I wouldn't treat her so goddamn rough like almost every father fucking a daughter on the internet. I mean Jesus Christ, talk about not giving two shits about your kids future mental health...

 

[MetalRabbit51]

Agree about the fake, overwrought "gurgling" noises women make when sucking cock in porn. Of course, a little noise is normal! I'm talking about overacting. Also the "twerking" moves. Screams "fake" to me. One thing I see a lot in Asian porn, especially Japanese, is the man coming in the woman's mouth. Almost invariably she will keep his sperm carefully in her mouth, then open her mouth to show us it's in there, and then let it dribble slowly out into a tissue or her cupped hands. Yeah, it's erotic- sometimes- but overdone. And when it's so obviously staged, it's not the turn-on it could be. This goes for any move in porn. The "money shot" the prime example.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I am not a fan of fake boobs, especially the ridiculously large ones.
Yeah, I get why the women do it. I think natural boobs look so much better.

Katy

This. If you're going to get implants, make them believable. Hint: real boobs do not look like volleyballs. Porn legend Nina Hartley has implants that look like a larger version of her real ones.

too many close ups. I would like to see some long shots of the ppl and soak in the moment rather than just seeing a dick go in and out of a vagina

Yes. A little believable voyeurism.

Please if you're going to make one, please have a little story to it. Something that is plausible.

Yeah. Look up a video from the 70s called Barbara Broadcast...best porn movie ever...with a story yet.

Mine is this new-ish trend over the last few years of women porn stars giving blowjobs and having to make fake noises like they're choking while they roll their eyes in the back of their head..."uhh-gluck, uhh-gluck, uhh-gluck!"

If you can't deepthroat the guy, you are both going to enjoy a regular blowjob more...so is the audience.

.........

Dirty Talk.

It is enjoyable when its done right. 99% "Dirty Talk" videos are not. Saying "fuck my pussy" twelve times in five minutes is not arousing. Show some creativity. Better still either hire a writer or steal some stuff from Lit stories (better than most produced porn).

"Lesbians"

Two straight girls sharing a joint or a half a bottle of Chardonnay and making out are not Lesbians. Aside from Lilly Cade and a couple of others, most "real" Lesbian porn is amateur.

Hair

Shave or don't shave...but ferchrissakes I don't want to see razor bumps, nicks and cuts or razor rash...I'd rather see a hairy pussy than one that looks like it was beaten with an ugly stick.

Unnatural Acts

Like perfect hair on both after 20 minutes of hard sex.

Or most depictions of anal sex (where did that lube come from for one thing?)

BBWs or "Fat" Chicks who are 5'-4" and 130-ish pounds. And don't get me started on Big guys.

"Cougars" "MILFs" "GILFs" or other "Matures" in their 20s or 30s.

How about a kiss before you fuck?

Ever bigger plugs and dildoes. WTF? Why?

Pretend BDSM.

Oh, and dirty feet, unless its part of the plot lol.

 

[Chernosoth]

Porn is free now, so I don't complain much. If I don't like a video, I can watch thousands of other videos. It won't stay free forever.

 

[LauraXZ]

Porn Pet Peeves

Everything. I can't stand straight porn. I find nothing appealing about squealing, screeching white women, endless blowjobs, and squirting females. I also dislike any form of lesbianism, and, male actors who are unattractive, which is most of them.

 

[HoneyMeadows]

It's all fake and my entire existence is made up of categories including "female orgasm"...I mean...that's a fetish now?! If you can't be bothered to want to make me cum, don't even bother trying.

 

[KaitlynW1993]

I like porn when you have the female with a blind fold on. They start of with the guy or guys feeling her up and fucking her. But not long after they start fucking her they remove the blind fold. Why? Leave it on. For me thats part of the erotic kink. Ruins it when they remove it.

Same as when a woman has hot bra on and they have to remove it but dont stimulate or play with her tits.
Just leave it on guys. She bought it for a good reason.

 

[ChibiFangirl]

I don't like porn but there is one site I think called Bellarosa or something within that nature which is basically porn for a female audience. It doesn't have those gross camera angles and focuses on the man and the woman, not just the woman.

I was on a werewolf high last night and nothing I found was sexy. The cock was bright red and I'm like, "that should e his fur color right?"

 

[priscillapriscilla]

Oh where do I start….

- coming close to vomiting or actual vomiting during oral sex
- anal where remnants last nights dinner is observable (aside from feeling fucking great when done properly, anal is pretty gross generally)
- mfms where the guys are so homophonic they avoid the other guys junk or semen like it’s radioactive
- mfms with camera cuts and cleanup in between
- performers not enjoying what they’re doing

Just for starts

 

[Nightspeed]

I have nothing against anal sex, and enjoy it if my partner is game. But for some reason, the vast bulk of the anal-everything porn videos that pop up on any site I go to is getting really damned old.

 

[LMWM321]

The guys spitting on their dicks for lube. Fucking gross! Get some proper lube, dudes! Who is supposed to find that to be hot?

And I have a thing about long toenails. ..Even just slightly long. ..Hate it. ..Even if it's intentional, with the tips pained white. (French Pedicure, I think it's called). Nasty. ..IMHO, anyway.

And while on the subject of nails. The now in vogue dagger-shaped finger nails. Hate 'em.

 

[Toffer_Guy]

The overuse of the term “step” in porn, even when there is no actual family connection to the scene. Titles such as “Fucking my Friend’s Step-Mom.” It’s not his mother so why add step? Another confusing one was a scene that was suppose to be a threesome where it was step-mother, step-daughter, and step-father. So how were they related when they’re all step?

While I understand why porn companies add it. Politicians are always looking to come after them. It’s just frustrating when Game of Thrones on HBO can show positive examples of fantasy-incest but porn needs to keep an arms length. It’s all fantasy. Porn is about as realistic and pro wrestling.

It’s why I appreciate the more indie porn developers that at least will imply actual incest on a scene that’s clearly fictional. Even casting the actors as age appropriate to the role. The number of times a guy looks ten-twenty years older than the woman with a thinning hair line playing the ‘step-son’ is silly.

 

[Nightspeed]

The overuse of the term “step” in porn, even when there is no actual family connection to the scene. Titles such as “Fucking my Friend’s Step-Mom.” It’s not his mother so why add step? Another confusing one was a scene that was suppose to be a threesome where it was step-mother, step-daughter, and step-father. So how were they related when they’re all step?

While I understand why porn companies add it. Politicians are always looking to come after them. It’s just frustrating when Game of Thrones on HBO can show positive examples of fantasy-incest but porn needs to keep an arms length. It’s all fantasy. Porn is about as realistic and pro wrestling.

It’s why I appreciate the more indie porn developers that at least will imply actual incest on a scene that’s clearly fictional. Even casting the actors as age appropriate to the role. The number of times a guy looks ten-twenty years older than the woman with a thinning hair line playing the ‘step-son’ is silly.

Agreed on all points.

 

[Celand]

Light stands, cables, messy BG and flashing lights as some idiot is taking pictures...

oh yeas and also, models reacting to some instructions from off camera...

 

[Isevil1976]

The half hour clip of sex in every imaginable way only to have the final 8 minutes of the guy jerking off a half limp dick over a kneeling fake moaning hot woman waiting for the cum shot that dribbles out, yet the woman acts like she got covered.

 

[Nightspeed]

The half hour clip of sex in every imaginable way only to have the final 8 minutes of the guy jerking off a half limp dick over a kneeling fake moaning hot woman waiting for the cum shot that dribbles out, yet the woman acts like she got covered.

This. Aaaarrghh...

 

[Nightspeed]

Light stands, cables, messy BG and flashing lights as some idiot is taking pictures...

oh yeas and also, models reacting to some instructions from off camera...

Do NOT look at the camera! DO NOT LOOK AT THE CAMERA.

 

[Nightspeed]

And what the fuck is up with slapping women's faces in porn now? That is not a turn-on. I'm sure some women dig it, but it can't be that many. I hate to see it.

Also, I hate videos where someone is giving head and they are forced by the recipient of this amazing gift down so hard they gag and choke.

 

[policywank]

Dudes sneering with disdain at the woman they are fucking. Like this hot chick really needs to put up with some asshole to get laid? As if IRL it wouldn't be him falling all over himself to win her favour?

Generally speaking I think that even if a woman enjoys rough sex or being objectified, she doesn't want to be genuinely disrespected and treated with disdain.

 

[Toffer_Guy]

Dudes sneering with disdain at the woman they are fucking. Like this hot chick really needs to put up with some asshole to get laid? As if IRL it wouldn't be him falling all over himself to win her favour?

Generally speaking I think that even if a woman enjoys rough sex or being objectified, she doesn't want to be genuinely disrespected and treated with disdain.

As much as I enjoy rough sex with dirty talk, in both directions. I had a girlfriend who loved when I gripped her throat during sex. Not choking but just a firm hold. However, never did that outside of sex. Would either wait for her to ask or would take my hand and put it to her neck.

No one deserves being disrespectful outside of that sexual playtime, especially your sexual partner. It’s why if people are going to engage in that sort of sexual roleplay. It needs to be agreed upon and preferably with safewords. Communication is key.

It’s rather touching when someone trusts you enough to make themself that vulnerable.