~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Cat]

branches out into the niche sock modelling fetish.

(Can I get a discount for this promo?)

Hides his stack of socks under the bed.

(Are we talking sticky socks or odd socks.. )

 

[MrPimms]

(Are we talking sticky socks or odd socks.. )

(You told me the sticky sock stuff was behind a super premium paywall)

Try saying sticky sock stuff very quickly.

 

[Cat]

(You told me the sticky sock stuff was behind a super premium paywall)

Try saying sticky sock stuff very quickly.

Sticky sock stuff

 

[MrPimms]

Sticky sock stuff

Cat wins this thread (for today).

 

[ShaneoD]

Sticky sock stuff

This might be the first time I've heard you tongue tied

 

[kellyt1994]

He once went to the DMV and asked for the nude skateboarding endorsement.

 

[BigDaddy71231863]

Annoys coworkers every Wednesday by walking around the office yelling “HUMP DAAAAAAAAAAAY!”

 

[SusanHoward]

Requires oral preparation before Daddy can cum in.

 

[Spurtulator]

Requires oral preparation before Daddy can cum in.

Takes her old vibrators to an electronics recycling center when they are worn out.

 

[EctoJohn]

He once won 1000s of yen betting on horse races, only to realize that it wasn't as much as he thought.

 

[Him15]

Very ok with poltergeists, like to a weird degree

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Very ok with poltergeists, like to a weird degree

There are 2356 Hims, but Him25 killed them all because he saw that Jet Li movie and thought it would give him super powers.

It did not and now he’s wanted in 2355 dimensions.

 

[Him15]

There are 2356 Hims, but Him25 killed them all because he saw that Jet Li movie and thought it would give him super powers.

It did not and now he’s wanted in 2355 dimensions.

Is actually him25, my mortal enemy

 

[Series 6]

Is actually him25, my mortal enemy

Is desperately hoping to meet her69

 

[EctoJohn]

He once selfishly saved a bunch of children from a burning building. It was just for the hero worship.

 

[KatieKulka32]

He once selfishly saved a bunch of children from a burning building. It was just for the hero worship.

He enjoys modeling my panties. Weird I know.

 

[tommyt125]

Invented CrossFit just to see all the funny videos posted online

 

[KatieKulka32]

Invented CrossFit just to see all the funny videos posted online

Watches all of my CrossFit videos and even does the exercises

 

[tommyt125]

Watches all of my CrossFit videos and even does the exercises

Once showed me how to do the funny pull-ups just to see my balls pop out of my shorts

 

[KatieKulka32]

Once showed me how to do the funny pull-ups just to see my balls pop out of my shorts

Totally a lie. His old man balls were already hanging out. I just wanted a better view.

He can't do a single pull up

 

[tommyt125]

Totally a lie. His old man balls were already hanging out. I just wanted a better view.

He can't do a single pull up

Katie once added salt, instead of sugar, to her coffee!!!! AND LIKED IT!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Katie once added salt, instead of sugar, to her coffee!!!! AND LIKED IT!

Holds his pinky out as he drinks his latte

 

[tommyt125]

Holds his pinky out as he drinks his latte

Not ashamed of that! If you were a better etiquette instructor (400$ a session?!?!) I would have known that’s only for Victorian themed black tie affairs!

 

[kreemi_pi]

Stole my favorite bra and wno't give it back

 

[tommyt125]

Stole my favorite bra and wno't give it back

It’s crusty. You said I could mail it back when I was done!!!