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*laughing* I'd settle for an entirely different kind of autograph from the luscious Miss Koda.
 
*laughing* I'd settle for an entirely different kind of autograph from the luscious Miss Koda.

Well I have no clue what Christopher Sabat looks like so I can't say I'd settle for THAT autograph.

Yuri Lowenthal was pretty hot though, he's married though. I don't do married guys.

Edit: WAIT! He's bald nevermind
 
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Well I have no clue what Christopher Sabat looks like so I can't say I'd settle for THAT autograph.

Yuri Lowenthal was pretty hot though, he's married though. I don't do married guys.

Lol. Come to think of it, if memory serves the woman who voiced Rei Hino was really pretty.
 
Title: A Sheep in Wolf's Clothing
Synopsis: She always puts on an angry face, and makes herself look tough, so the only guys who ever come near her are delinquents and thugs, but really she's a soft and gentle person who just wants to be loved. When she meets a charming delinquent who is willing to fight for her honor and take a beating in her place, will she let her armor crack away and open up to him, or will she be as hard as ever and get herself into even more trouble?
 
I have a rather strange idea you might find disturbing.

Looking For Johnson--
A businesswoman (or porn star, or musician, or something) is tired of the usual trouble of dating. So she decides to hire a...Male Escort. What she gets isn't quite what she expects, however, and oddball antics ensue.
 
I have a rather strange idea you might find disturbing.

Looking For Johnson--
A businesswoman (or porn star, or musician, or something) is tired of the usual trouble of dating. So she decides to hire a...Male Escort. What she gets isn't quite what she expects, however, and oddball antics ensue.

What does she get?
 
So the answer was an anthro dog. Hurrah for Dragon and his furry threads!

No, Marvin's the "talking penis" the dog references. As in a small, thin guy with a wang so big that it blocks out the person attached to it in the dog's mind.
 
Look past the furry to the idea of a guy who is absolutely brilliant and full of common sense, but when he gets naked, girls sort of blank out everything but his wang.

Um, soooo you are playing a furry? Or is it just based on the webcomic?
 
No, he just wants to play a man with a hypnotic penis.

*sways hips* "Watch my wang...you are getting sleepy, sleepy...you want to open your mouth..."
 
No, he just wants to play a man with a hypnotic penis.

*sways hips* "Watch my wang...you are getting sleepy, sleepy...you want to open your mouth..."

lol. As amusing as that would be, it's more like one of those "How can he be that hard and still think deep thoughts"
 
It still seems shallow. A good SRP is an RP where sometimes sex happens. If you don't have a good base and only apply icing then you don't really have much of a cake.
 
It still seems shallow. A good SRP is an RP where sometimes sex happens. If you don't have a good base and only apply icing then you don't really have much of a cake.

Exactly, maybe add more to the plot. Otherwise: it is just SMUT
 
It'll have to wait till I can think more. Getting woken up at 4AM by my niece screaming at the tv is NOT GOOD
 
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