Q 'n' A per se.

[midwestyankee]

Where is Yank?

I bet he got lost at one of those wineries on the West coast...

Nope; I took a slight detour on my way to one and toured Pebble Beach but I am not at all lost.

 

[EJFan]

Nope; I took a slight detour on my way to one and toured Pebble Beach but I am not at all lost.

YAY!

[dr. frankenstein] IT'S ALIVE! [/dr. frankenstein]

 

[midwestyankee]

i want updates on his foodie tour, damn it!

ed

San Francisco: 1) Shanghai 1930 - excellent live jazz and very fine Chinese food; 2) Cafe Bastille, a store-front bistro with an exceptionally good vegetable puree soup and a strong list of wines by the glass. 3) Delancey Street Restaurant: run by ex-convicts and serves a warm chocolate-pudding cake that I could not finish because it was so rich (this occurrence is, as they say, as rare as hen's teeth for the yank loves his desserts).

San Jose: Fish Market Restaurant - if it weren't for the near-tropical vegetation at the entrance, I'd have thought that I was in New England.

Carmel: Hog's Breath Inn. Surprisingly quiet for a place formerly owned by Dirty Harry himself. Veggie lasagne was outstanding.

Los Angeles: Locada Venata - superb Italian food in the shadows of Beverly Hills. Be careful, that blonde at the next table might be a real bitch from your favorite soap opera.

 

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[sassy_girl1963]

looks like they bailed on me and i'll take the heat by myself

Yep I figured out what to wear so went to bed! Sorry to have bailed on ya to take all the heat ..........not!

 

[bobsgirl]

what do you mean by 'bra optional'?

I had one on earlier, but had taken it off by the time I got to Lit last night. You can have it now--I washed it--along with a few rolled up pairs of socks to fill it.

That bg's not gonna make you wear one?

I'd never make Scaly wear one, not being a Domme by nature, but don't you think Scaly in red lace has a certain appeal?

 

[EJFan]

ok. so here's a question for the resident theologians.

according to the 10th commandment, you're not supposed to covet your neighbor's wife, servants, ox, ass, etc.

if i covet my neighbor's wife AND her ass, is that two sins or one? i'm only asking because i'm seriously considering it... and trust me, no heterosexual man on earth would blame me.

 

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[Quoll]

I think we would need to see said ass, also if he is not looking after said ass then surely it is your responsibility to caresssaid ass.

Love thy neighbour

 

[EJFan]

If I remember correctly, commandment 10.1.A says that iF your neighbor is a redneck and has a wife that looks as good as you describe, then it's acceptable to covet her.

Also, her ass is technically not his ass, so I guess it's ok to covet that too.

well... she's a short, petite thing with a very tight body and a nice firm ass. it's really a miracle of grand proportion, given where i live.

i think (and i'm speaking as a devout atheist here) that the bible considered wives to be property... therefor, her ass is TECHNICALLY his ass if you think about it that way.

 

[EJFan]

I think we would need to see said ass, also if he is not looking after said ass then surely it is your responsibility to caresssaid ass.

i think you make a great point quoll. it's my duty, damnit. who am i to question my role in the grand scheme of things?

 

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[EJFan]

Yup, quoll's right again.

EJ, you need to go over there right now and get some pictures and post them. I'll wait while you go.

*whistles jeopardy music*

actually, i don't have a camera.

i have an slr but no film... and i don't have a digital camera... and i think if i tried to take a picture of some broad's ass i might get myself shot. the rednecks do like their guns ya know.

 

[Quoll]

Yup, quoll's right again.

EJ, you need to go over there right now and get some pictures and post them. I'll wait while you go.

*whistles jeopardy music*

Is he back yet? *twiddles thumbs*

 

[EJFan]

Is he back yet? *twiddles thumbs*

as long as your thumbs are the ONLY thing you're twiddling.

 

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[Quoll]

actually, i don't have a camera.

i have an slr but no film... and i don't have a digital camera... and i think if i tried to take a picture of some broad's ass i might get myself shot. the rednecks do like their guns ya know.

Excuses excuses, then you'll just have to go over there, have a good look and come back and tell us all about it, you'll just have to try and blend in with the redneck crowd.https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=617645

 

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[EJFan]

quoll... i swear to god i have to work on building a stronger bladder if i'm gonna keep reading your posts.

you forgot to include the budweiser can though.

 

[Quoll]

quoll... i swear to god i have to work on building a stronger bladder if i'm gonna keep reading your posts.

you forgot to include the budweiser can though.

OMG, I saw budweiser on special at safeway the other day.

The Rednecks are coming,The Rednecks are coming

 

[Quoll]

Anybody else not receiving email notification from lit? I'm getting mail from other sources just not here.

 

[pleasteasme]

Excuses excuses, then you'll just have to go over there, have a good look and come back and tell us all about it, you'll just have to try and blend in with the redneck crowd.https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=617645

Where is his confederate flag tat?!

 

[pleasteasme]

Anybody else not receiving email notification from lit? I'm getting mail from other sources just not here.

I thought it was a Yahoo! problem. The past few months, I have had problems with email notifications...some in triplicate and some non-existant.

 

[Quoll]

I thought it was a Yahoo! problem. The past few months, I have had problems with email notifications...some in triplicate and some non-existant.

Yeah I constantly get duplicates, but now nothing, I use a local isp, I even PMed myself to check. How sad.