Q 'n' A per se.

[EJFan]

Dammit. I should have asked my husband if his toes were as healthy as they looked. I'm gonna get athlete's pussy now, aren't I?

at least you can say you had a foot-long.

 

[Quoll]

Dammit. I should have asked my husband if his toes were as healthy as they looked. I'm gonna get athlete's pussy now, aren't I?

I have no doubt it is very fit, although in regards to it's athleticism, I'm afraid that's a call I can't make.

 

[pleasteasme]

Question for anyone:

I was getting a toe job this evening and I was just wondering if it was possible for a foot to be inserted into the vagina as if it were a hand/fist?

Sounds kinda painful, really.

I think you would have to be pretty damn limber to achieve this! Yoga, yoga, yoga!!!

*visual*

 

[pleasteasme]

Is it normal for a finger to bleed a lot?

How big of a "cut" would be deemed necessary for stitches?

 

[EJFan]

Is it normal for a finger to bleed a lot?

How big of a "cut" would be deemed necessary for stitches?

awwww... did we get an ouchy? i should kiss it and make it better.

if you can't stop the bleeding in a reasonable amount of time, stitches is a good idea i guess. of course, i lopped off my index finger this past new years eve and didn't go to get stitches.

by now i'm assuming you did whatever you needed to do. i just hope you're ok.

 

[pleasteasme]

awwww... did we get an ouchy? i should kiss it and make it better.

if you can't stop the bleeding in a reasonable amount of time, stitches is a good idea i guess. of course, i lopped off my index finger this past new years eve and didn't go to get stitches.

by now i'm assuming you did whatever you needed to do. i just hope you're ok.

It is a bit more than an "ouchy" A kiss would be a nice start but, unless you have magical lips...I might need just a bit more than the mere touch of lips.

You "lopped off" your finger? Did you re-attach it?!

I'm not bleeding anymore but, it is swollen and hurts somethin' fierce. I do have my "Hello Kitty" band aid on so, maybe that will help. If nothing else, it is cute and should help keep the grime out of it while I'm uhhhhh, "working"

 

[EJFan]

It is a bit more than an "ouchy" A kiss would be a nice start but, unless you have magical lips...I might need just a bit more than the mere touch of lips.

You "lopped off" your finger? Did you re-attach it?!

I'm not bleeding anymore but, it is swollen and hurts somethin' fierce. I do have my "Hello Kitty" band aid on so, maybe that will help. If nothing else, it is cute and should help keep the grime out of it while I'm uhhhhh, "working"

but i DO have magical lips.

as long as you have you "hello kitty" band aid though, i don't think my services will be necessary.

 

[EJFan]

i was watching "awakenings" tonight and noticed something that i never noticed before... the movie is based on the book by dr. oliver sachs and it's credited at the opening of the film. his character, however, is named malcolm sayre in the movie. anyone have any clue why?

 

[Quoll]

Hwy will someone tall me what's in my av I wanna change the damn thing.
Sheesh come on people.

Note: comon is not a word.

 

[bobsgirl]

Hwy will someone tall me what's in my av I wanna change the damn thing.
Sheesh come on people.

Note: comon is not a word.

It looks like a gnarly old tree. With people under it.

 

[Quoll]

It looks like a gnarly old tree. With people under it.

Yes, and no, look deeper grasshopper.

 

[Quoll]

It looks like a gnarly old tree. With people under it.

I had no idea you were a surfie chick.

 

[EJFan]

Yes, and no, look deeper grasshopper.

it's a vagina.

 

[bobsgirl]

Yes, and no, look deeper grasshopper.

Okay, i squinted at it. It reminds me of the Starship Enterprise.

Beam me up.

 

[silverwhisper]

hey, does anyone know precisely when the blinds go up hold 'em?

ed

 

[EJFan]

hey, does anyone know precisely when the blinds go up hold 'em?

ed

LOL! is this a trick question?

 

[pleasteasme]

but i DO have magical lips.

as long as you have you "hello kitty" band aid though, i don't think my services will be necessary.

I think I might be in need of the healing powers of those magical lips...my "boo boo" is still with me. Apparently Hello Kitty wasn't enough for this one


MY Q: I am going to be on a spending spree...want to help me spend some money?

1. I NEED a new cell phone, the one I have is just a hunk of crap (and just over a year old) I'm stuck purchasing at cingular. Wondering if anyone has a Razr and how you like it? Or, any other suggestions for a new phone will be taken into consideration as well.

2. I have decided it is necessary for me to purchase cookware that actually matches. I'm still using the mismatched pieces from when I was in college. Any recommendations from the cooks out there for some decent (mid priced) cookware?

3. Have any of you applied window tinting to the windows in your home? Does it really cut down on heat?


Hmmmm...what else could I buy?!

 

[bobsgirl]

I think I might be in need of the healing powers of those magical lips...my "boo boo" is still with me. Apparently Hello Kitty wasn't enough for this one


MY Q: I am going to be on a spending spree...want to help me spend some money?

1. I NEED a new cell phone, the one I have is just a hunk of crap (and just over a year old) I'm stuck purchasing at cingular. Wondering if anyone has a Razr and how you like it? Or, any other suggestions for a new phone will be taken into consideration as well.

2. I have decided it is necessary for me to purchase cookware that actually matches. I'm still using the mismatched pieces from when I was in college. Any recommendations from the cooks out there for some decent (mid priced) cookware?

3. Have any of you applied window tinting to the windows in your home? Does it really cut down on heat?


Hmmmm...what else could I buy?!

As a farm woman, you should be learning how to churn butter and make quilts.

 

[EJFan]

I think I might be in need of the healing powers of those magical lips...my "boo boo" is still with me. Apparently Hello Kitty wasn't enough for this one

awww...

MY Q: I am going to be on a spending spree...want to help me spend some money?

Hmmmm...what else could I buy?!

i have no idea what to recommend on any of those things... but this last question i might have a suggestion for. how 'bout a plane ticket?

 

[silverwhisper]

PTM:

1. avoid the razr. the batteries suck. after a full charge, it sometimes lasts an hour.

2. whatever you get for cookware should be 18/10 steel: this is considered by several people whose opinions i respect, including food network star alton brown, the ideal composition for cookware. anything beyond that is marketing, really.

3. in my office, we used a mesh screen to reduce incoming light to a conference room. it dropped the room temperature about 5 degrees or so.

EJ: no, i'm serious. i honestly don't know. after each round, i assume.

ed

 

[pleasteasme]

As a farm woman, you should be learning how to churn butter and make quilts.

I actually would really like to learn how to quilt! The first step would be to learn how to sew...




Churn butter?! Good gravy woman! I'm more of a "go milk the cows and shear the sheep" type of farm girl Uh oh, that sounds really un-feminine, doesn't it?!

 

[pleasteasme]

awww...



i have no idea what to recommend on any of those things... but this last question i might have a suggestion for. how 'bout a plane ticket?

LOL...when I read that, instantly, the Eddie Money song, "Two Tickets To Paradise" started playing in my head.


*where you wanna go sweetcheeks?*

 

[Quoll]

it's a vagina.

Very close actually.

Okay, i squinted at it. It reminds me of the Starship Enterprise.

Beam me up.

Ok whatever you do don't look for a baby.

 

[EJFan]

EJ: no, i'm serious. i honestly don't know. after each round, i assume.

ed

it's usually time related.... actually, it's always time related. it depends on the tournament but can be anywhere from every 10 minutes to an hour or longer. typically, lower buy-in tournaments have much shorter times at a given blind level. then, at the later stages of a tournament antes kick in as well.

 

[Quoll]

hey, does anyone know precisely when the blinds go up hold 'em?

ed

When it gets too dark inside?