Qualitative not Quantitative

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Right. And we all want to drive Hummers.

Do they even make clothing for men with 13-inch penises? Jeez. Donate half to medical science. Where does it all go?

As a woman who is 5'1" tall, I'd look at a 13-inch penis and immediately think of which upper abdominal organs would be damanged if he could get the whole thing inside me.

"Stud-muffin, I know that rupturing my uterus was an unavoidable accident, but now you're poking my esophagus. Could you pull back juuuuust a little?

 

[Quasimodem]

There's only one question a guy must ask himself:

"Is it bigger than a baby's arm?"

 

[Hooper_X]

Re: Right. And we all want to drive Hummers.

Do they even make clothing for men with 13-inch penises? Jeez. Donate half to medical science. Where does it all go?

As a woman who is 5'1" tall, I'd look at a 13-inch penis and immediately think of which upper abdominal organs would be damanged if he could get the whole thing inside me.

"Stud-muffin, I know that rupturing my uterus was an unavoidable accident, but now you're poking my esophagus. Could you pull back juuuuust a little?

I doubt there are enough guys with 13" penises to justify a market. I can only think of one guy who might realistically have a 13" penis, the porno star Mandingo. I've got to think anyone else who was that big would also be famous.

If I had a cock that big, I'd wear nothing but skin-tight lycra bike shorts

 

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Quasi: thank you for the gif. You made me laugh out loud. People who live alone don't do that very often; it frightens the dog.

Hooper, nobody should wear lycra bicycle shorts. Not even people on bicycles...Just wear something knee-length so you don't frighten small women, okay?

 

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This just in - Thai invention strengthens cock muscles

From ananova.com:

Thai farmer invents chicken treadmill

A Thai farmer has developed a chicken treadmill built specially for his fighting cocks.

The machine aims to strengthen the chickens as they participate in cockfights which are becoming popular among poultry farmers in Thailand.

Thareechai Thongruay came up with the idea after seeing cocks in the ring completely exhausted after three or four rounds of fights.

He built a home-made machine with various speeds to build up the cock's leg muscles and to toughen up the bird after watching humans use similar machines.

The sport can reap large profits and farmers take it seriously, feeding birds a special diet of power grains.

Mr Thareechai said on Channel News Asia: "From feedback from our customers, after running and exercising on the machines, the cocks have obviously become stronger.

"For example, they used to be able to stand for three or four rounds in the past, but after exercising, they can now stand for seven to eight rounds.

Farmers disagree with critics who say cock fighting is a cruel sport, claiming it is only as cruel as Muay Thai or Thai boxing. They also say that new pads and devices to restrain injury are starting to be used.

 

[Dirty Slut]

Re: Re: Right. And we all want to drive Hummers.

Originally posted by Hooper_X
I doubt there are enough guys with 13" penises to justify a market. I can only think of one guy who might realistically have a 13" penis, the porno star Mandingo. I've got to think anyone else who was that big would also be famous.

If I had a cock that big, I'd wear nothing but skin-tight lycra bike shorts

If you had a dick that big you could suck it hard yourself just to stick it up your own arse.

DS

 

[Hooper_X]

Re: Re: Re: Right. And we all want to drive Hummers.

If you had a dick that big you could suck it hard yourself just to stick it up your own arse.

DS

I suppose that I could, but i'd have no interest in doing so.