Question for the guys...ah hell, girls too.
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*returns from the store with extra duct tape...hands a roll to Siren*
Damn! The produce section in there is a MESS! Carrots and cucumbers all over the wet floor, some crazy guy in a recycle bin screaming his head off about being gay, and the manager says no more 1/2 boy 1/2 gators and DEFINITELY no more rabbits allowed back in the store.
*helping Siren with Thumpers fifth leg*
There, that should keep it from jumping out and hurting anyone.
*smiles and walks to car*
Damn! The produce section in there is a MESS! Carrots and cucumbers all over the wet floor, some crazy guy in a recycle bin screaming his head off about being gay, and the manager says no more 1/2 boy 1/2 gators and DEFINITELY no more rabbits allowed back in the store.
*helping Siren with Thumpers fifth leg*
There, that should keep it from jumping out and hurting anyone.
*smiles and walks to car*
Thumper
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Angelique....watch out for that nurse looking for a close space....
Wonder if the store manager needs a little Thorazine.....or maybe some pixie stix???
Check this out...Gatorboy is rolling around amongst the carrots and cucumbers...GATOR STEW!!!!
Wonder if the store manager needs a little Thorazine.....or maybe some pixie stix???
Check this out...Gatorboy is rolling around amongst the carrots and cucumbers...GATOR STEW!!!!
Careful Gatorboy...you're gonna hurt yourself rolling around on the pavement like that! 
No worry Thumper...I hear that nurse is hell on wheels. Wouldn't want to cross her path as she's zooming around the parking lot...she might smack into me and tip my halo. Then I'd have to get s'more duct tape...either that, or borrow a roll from Rosebud.
No worry Thumper...I hear that nurse is hell on wheels. Wouldn't want to cross her path as she's zooming around the parking lot...she might smack into me and tip my halo. Then I'd have to get s'more duct tape...either that, or borrow a roll from Rosebud.
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Hey Gatorboy, Siren; Ya wanna play ring toss? I found this raggedy worn out gold ring laying in the parking lot. Now we just need a post or something to toss it on....
Thump Thump Thump............
" There's no stopping the all the Cretins from hopping, oh yeah"
Joey Ramone
[Edited by Thumper on 06-18-2000 at 09:41 PM]
Thump Thump Thump............
" There's no stopping the all the Cretins from hopping, oh yeah"
Joey Ramone
[Edited by Thumper on 06-18-2000 at 09:41 PM]
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sorry?
Why? Are you scared of me and my wrath(aka Lasher)? Have I finally achieved that level of Bitchdom. *grins.
Hey, big sista....check me out!
*LMAO*
Why? Are you scared of me and my wrath(aka Lasher)? Have I finally achieved that level of Bitchdom. *grins.
Hey, big sista....check me out!
*LMAO*
I am assuming that this actually happened to you. Is that all he said? If so that's really on the pathetic side. I don't know why guy's think they have to pull embarrassing shit like that. You have to be much more clever than that. I see that same crap in clubs and bars.
Meeting an attractive stranger.
Hi Melody_Lane,
Meeting people by handing them a card with a room number or phone number on it while saying, "I would like to get together with you," is common. I have given and received cards. Say that you are at a convention and you spot an attractive man who is with other men, but you catch him looking at you several times. You note that he is going to the bar for a drink. You stand beside him and slip him a card with your room number on it, and say, "10 PM?" He will either nod a yes, or counter with a later time.
In your supermarket case, the person has seen you and likes what he sees. If he is attractine to you, you would be crazy not to meet him at a restaurant to chat with him to see if you have further interest.
Hi Melody_Lane,
Meeting people by handing them a card with a room number or phone number on it while saying, "I would like to get together with you," is common. I have given and received cards. Say that you are at a convention and you spot an attractive man who is with other men, but you catch him looking at you several times. You note that he is going to the bar for a drink. You stand beside him and slip him a card with your room number on it, and say, "10 PM?" He will either nod a yes, or counter with a later time.
In your supermarket case, the person has seen you and likes what he sees. If he is attractine to you, you would be crazy not to meet him at a restaurant to chat with him to see if you have further interest.
I would probably give him my number and see if he calls me first. But if I have no pen or paper, then I would probably take his number and wait a few days then call him. I don't mind being the one to pick up the phone. That is if the number he gave was his home number. If it's a pager or cell phone then I just may lose the number.
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I would smile and say thanks but I have a pet! Seriously I wouldn't be tempted to call I lost my heart to a madman.
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Probably I would ask do you charge by the hour or for the whole night.
Seriously, I would be worried in this day and age if someone just came up to you just like you said. This person, even if they are attracted to me, would have to have some screw loose if they are walking up to some stranger they have never even talked to and asking them to go out. I can be someone who was just let out of jail or an asylum that morning. I would never do it (too shy) and I guess since I have never considered myself to be greatly attractive to women, the whole situation is slightly unreal to me. To some of the others out there it may be real life -- to me it would be something that happens only in the movies.
Seriously, I would be worried in this day and age if someone just came up to you just like you said. This person, even if they are attracted to me, would have to have some screw loose if they are walking up to some stranger they have never even talked to and asking them to go out. I can be someone who was just let out of jail or an asylum that morning. I would never do it (too shy) and I guess since I have never considered myself to be greatly attractive to women, the whole situation is slightly unreal to me. To some of the others out there it may be real life -- to me it would be something that happens only in the movies.
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