Question for the guys...ah hell, girls too.

[Savage Kitten]

LOL!!! tooooo funny!! I wished our supermarkets were as much fun!! (hmmmmm on second thought I'm glad they are not.. i spend too much time and money there as it is hehe)

hey... along the lines of the orginal question.. I wonder if the contents of the persons grocery cart would sway your decision any??

 

[April]

LOL If he's got tampons or pads in there, run the other way!

 

[Angelique]

Siren, are you off your nut? You want me to approach nurse for memory pills? My memory ain't that bad honey. I vividly remember nurse zooming around the parking lot last night, running over my halo!

 

[Siren]

 

[Randyrandy]

What if the person only has a cell phone. Many of us have come to rely soly on this phone service. I don't have to call anyone back as they get me the first time. I carry it right in my pocket. The only problem I've had is that my horses took some time to get used to the ring. I about got my butt thrown in the weeds once. I do have a phone at the ranch and one in the office. My cook and secretary are the only ones who use a hard wired phone on this ranch. Its much cheaper for us to use the cell on the one-rate plan. The hard wire people are bandits around here...

[Edited by Randyrandy on 06-19-2000 at 01:22 PM]

 

[Guest]

Girl/guy walks up to you (let's say in a supermarket)says, "hey, I'm new in town...

By "girl/guy" do you mean one of those exotic "lady-boys"?

I'd probably direct "him/her" to the nearest police constable. It's their job to show new folks round strange towns.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Take it!!!! Anyone offering?

 

[Hullo_nurse]

That was you I ran over last night Angilique???

I thought I dreamed it all until everyone on all these other threads kept pestering me & telling me that yes, indeed, I did swipe you with the car. I had to go check the bumper and low and behold, there was a bit of this goldish paint on the corner.

I am so sorry, I truely didn't mean to hurt you. I was just chasing after Thumper to kiss and make his 5th leg all better, and spread some Rogaine on it...

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Oh, and on the topic at hand, I would take the number and call it every five minutes for 2 days straight and see if he wanted to play doctor...

 

[Angelique]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!! OMG, Nurse, you kill me! No, no, not referring to you trying to run me over with your car last night.

You've simply outdone yourself with the above image honey. Bravo! *clapping*

 

[Never]

*Stops laughing long enough to remember what the tread was originally about*
Oh. I'd just stare at the fellow and wonder if he was desperate, psychotic or both.

*gets on the store intercom* Clean up in the produce section. Clerk to produce for a clean up.
*Wonders if we could just hose down the carrots and cucumbers and still sell them* We'll mark them as organic and no one will question us about the funny taste.